Well today I woke up at 10am, I went to the fridge to get eat some leftover and what do I see? NOTHING!

My stupid sister ate it all up, so I go to her room, and beat the **** out of her and then i take a **** on her blanket and scream "PWN3d!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1"

and then I get grounded which sucks cause she ****ing started it.

Did you kick her 1000 times in the head billy blanks style??

"1 and pwned.... 2 and pwned... 3 and pwned... "

- J.

hahahah i hate it when i think theres left overs and there isnt any

dude MM you live at home?

If so thats cool, I used to.

Food mmm.

of course I live at home - I'm a broke-ass uni student who refuses to get a job...what else am I supposed to do?

Jerking yourself off is not considerd a fight :fu:

I need food in the fridge... there isn't any. I think I'll start a fight with mum and scream a lot and order pizza and smack them when they try to get some....

- J.

You home living people **** me...learn to cook you lazy bastards and quit milkin your folks. If you were in Pakistan you would have been sewing soccer balls at age 9. Get out and make a life for yourselves

uuse talcom powder when you slap them

lol pimp slap!

Originally posted by seldomTap
You home living people **** me...learn to cook you lazy bastards and quit milkin your folks. If you were in Pakistan you would have been sewing soccer balls at age 9. Get out and make a life for yourselves

I do know how to cook. I just prefer it when other people do it.

opening a can of baked beans doesn't count as cooking you idle ****

but puting it in a pot and heating it up does

Originally posted by seldomTap
opening a can of baked beans doesn't count as cooking you idle ****

i can cook basic **** that will get my essential nutrients into me - steak, chicken breast, sashimi, eggs, pasta, **** like that. Nothing flash, but good enough for me.

I doubt your skills my friend...yet I am scared to eat at your place in case you drug me then anally rape me before slicing me up and raping me again

i can cook 2 minute noodles really well

I bet you **** it up sometimes...the whole boiling water thing would be a stretch for you

Water?...lol who uses water

Originally posted by seldomTap
I doubt your skills my friend...yet I am scared to eat at your place in case you drug me then anally rape me before slicing me up and raping me again

http://thisisacryforhelp.com/quiz/killers/dahmer.jpg

The psycho killer of the 90's, Jeffery Dahmer abducted, drugged, sodomized, tortured, murdered and devoured his young male victims one at a time. After receiving calls of a rancid stench emanating from Dahmer's apartment, investigators found the decomposing remains of over 12 young men.

Dahmer would drug his victims, then proceed to drill a hole into their head, inserting acid into the brain, keeping the body alive but killing all other functions. He called them his "sex zombies". After the body would die, he would then proceed to mutilate and pose the body, taking pictures, and cooking and eating what was left over.

water?!? so thats where i was going wrong

**** your dumb sister. she doesnt need to eat. She is a fat piece of ****. It will do her good to skip a few meals.
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lennyPWN3d!

tell us what youu really think lenny