say you ask some chick to go out with you on sat, how do you deal with a possible "no" or "sorry I'm taken"?

usually, I just play it off and tell her the guy she's with is lucky, then punch her face.

how about you?

i get mad, but play it off

I go back to hiding in the bushes outside her window with my tub of hand cream

hahaha, good job.

I end the depression with a bullet...














to her god damn skull that is.

kamino, who were you on sherdog?

Iget kinda depressed when i get home I play it off untill then

I think last time I was cut over a rejection, I held burning matches until they burned to the finger tips and the smell of roasting human flesh hit the nostrils.

- J.

i grab her head and fart on it....just to ease the tention

after years of rejection you become used to it

It dont matter to me much, but the hookers usually dont turn me down......

niether do normal chix if you hold a gun to their head

I usually follow them to where they live or work. i then convience them to go with me somewhere so we can be alone and talk. I then hack there heads off and dispose if the body. This usually works all the time. Try it. You might like it.

I just run home and cry in my mountain of stuffed animals.

Mrs collywuddle never rejects me

I used mrs Collywuddle as my ketch towel.


you just have to get used to rejection. After awhile it gets easy believe me.

im telling you guys .....9mm aimed at their head = yes

NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Aaron, how could cruch all sense of dignity from Mrs. Collywuddle?

lamers.

i don't even care. it's all a numbers game. i get rejected all the time. it's just as fun to get rejected sometimes :)
just move on. nuff said.

Originally posted by Magic Man
kamino, who were you on sherdog?
Last name I had was TexasCrazyHorse. I was banned. haven't been to Sherdog forums since I joined this one. I'll probably join later though as a variation of Kamino. Be on the lookout for me.

i never get rejected because i don't speak to anyone of the opposite sex.

You spoke to me on the phone.

yeah, you're 30 states away though.

Originally posted by Purity
lamers.

i don't even care. it's all a numbers game. i get rejected all the time. it's just as fun to get rejected sometimes :)
just move on. nuff said.

Spoken like a true sales professional...

She was the best..........

You gotta have that type of attitude in the mortgage business. My sister hates it and she says the clients are idiots and *******s.

I've heard that...

everybody is an idiot.
since people are idiots and don't like to be counseled on how to do things the right way.....they become *******s.

i'm an adult babysitter. my job is teach adults how to act civil while remaining civil myself. it's not that bad actually.

It's not bad but it would be better if you could speak your mind to their dumb asses

i do speak my mind to them. if you sugarcoat **** then you just back yourself into a corner.

now that doesn't mean that i start calling them names, ranting and raving. i wouldn't want people to do that to me so i don't do it to them.

He gives the male underwriters sexual favors.

anything for money. it's all that matters other than good looks.

Originally posted by Allison
He gives the male underwriters sexual favors.

she's right. i book them reservations for her flabby meat curtains. last time she was down i got 3 approvals all in one day!
4 hours of DP and she STILL walks out like a trooper.

btw...allison, my appraiser isn't too sure about raising value. do you think you could pull your ol' "DSL Expresso" again?

Originally posted by Purity


btw...allison, my appraiser isn't too sure about raising value. do you think you could pull your ol' "DSL Expresso" again? HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

DSL Espresso?

- J.

Originally posted by Allison
You spoke to me on the phone.

since i last talked to you, outside of my family or people who work in public relations, i have talked to 1 girl..and she is married to my best friend. she also has a tendency to cuss me out or call me a loser. and what has that been, 2 months?

Dude your computer really is your trophy girl.

you would be correct, sir. i should be shot.

Dont call them DSL's!!!!!!!

Originally posted by Allison
Dont call them DSL's!!!!!!!

babyyyyyy

the "DSL Expresso" was in reference to quick and expedient....kinda like the internet connection. remember how you manhandled my entire staff so quick and efficient?

geez! what were you thinking??

it's not like i was referring to your DICK SUCK LIPS

hehehehehehehehe

and here i was thinking DSL was slang for tits.

life be suckin.

yell at them "you think your better then me." Then stare at her not saying a word till she goes home. Go home my self. Work out. Go to her house at 4:00 a.m and set her cat on fire. Week later send her the pics.


p.s. jerking off onto the cat works too.

hahahahaha

i don't think i'd be violent. i'm more of the type that will dwell on rejection for 5 weeks, wondering why life sucks and why i'm so ugly until i find something else to move on to.

Getting hoes is like playing baseball. You take enough hacks and even a blind mother ****er is gonna make contact sooner or later.