from gion out for my 21st.

I wen with ym good friend Paul and a girl i like Erica.

I had no real intention of drinking but Erica insisted I drink.

so at the first place she orders me 2 cap & cokes and gets me a test tube buttery nipple shot.

I go to pay she snatches the bill and pays.

we go to a 2nd bar she orders me a long island ice tea and another rum and coke. (Her friend is the bartender here so he really hooks up the drinks.)

I leave the bar barely tippsy. My buddy paul drives cause he is on meds and can't drink.

we drop off Erica and take paul home I feel normal again (less than 20 min) so i drive myself home (perfectly i might add). I am now here typing to you.




I want you all to know women are confusing.
why must they be so difficult?

The mad dick scrambles the intellectual waves in their feeble domes.

she also paid my tab at the 2nd bar with out me being able to say anythign about it.

I plan on taking her out fri or sat.

think she will say yes?

I doubt any of us are in a position to say mate - we dont know how she looks, we dont know how you come off to her, we dont know whether you had a boner while dancing with her...many many factors.

Considering she obliged to pay, its a form of welcome...as in her. Take your chances Vulgar. Trying won't hurt. Hell, if anything, you asking her will show her your confident side, thus increasing your chances. Chicks dig confidence.

true that.

I"M GONNA DO IT!

and MM she is very attractive. I have posted a pic before. do you want me to again?

erm okay, I'm short on jack off material atm.

she aint nekid but she is def cute

http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid59/pb890492a19eca4a1313656a0ab81eea1/fc59bca3.jpg

she has a nice *****.

- m

seriously, go for it, she looks cute.

I plan on it.

ahh yes ..

Math Girl

Vulgar, plow her in the ass for me and make her scream my name. Happy B Day!!!!!

Blake remembers.

You didn't even get wasted on your birthday? Man, that's just wrong. I curled up with an 8th of weed and a bottle of tequilla on my birthday. And I only puked like 13 times. It ruled.

your a moron.

your an alright guy but thats ****in horrid. i bet you were alone too.

Then again, Squezze, you aren't a huge waste of hours and hours of labor. I bet Vulgar's mother never had sex again.

if you didn't get drunk on your 21st birthday, you need to kill yourself. because, you know...you're not cool unless you do. your life has no meaning now.

Originally posted by VulgarTheClown
your a moron.

your an alright guy but thats ****in horrid. i bet you were alone too.


Nope, I was at a party actually. And if you don't get wasted how are you supposed to tell "Man, this one time I was so wasted" stories? Those are always great stories to tell at family reunions.

Originally posted by Cesaro
if you didn't get drunk on your 21st birthday, you need to kill yourself. because, you know...you're not cool unless you do. your life has no meaning now.


This man speaks the truth. It's too bad he smells like rotten cabbage.

yeah, those stories make you cool and stuff. consumption of alcohol and usage of illicit substances will get you friends and have you getting laid in no time.

Originally posted by Cesaro
yeah, those stories make you cool and stuff. consumption of alcohol and usage of illicit substances will get you friends and have you getting laid in no time.


Once again, this man speaks the truth. Sharing a drink with someone or a joint or something is a great way to meet new people.

yes, i'm speaking only the truth. i've tried it once but i did it wrong. i drank a lot of vodka, pissed on myself, and fell asleep in the floor. no chicks for me.

i'm not sure if i pissed on myself or fell asleep first, i just woke up with piss stained pants.

Originally posted by Cesaro
yes, i'm speaking only the truth. i've tried it once but i did it wrong. i drank a lot of vodka, pissed on myself, and fell asleep in the floor. no chicks for me.

i'm not sure if i pissed on myself or fell asleep first, i just woke up with piss stained pants.


HA! Now that is funny ****. I don't think I've ever pissed myself while drunk.

everytime i've ever been drunk i have pissed on myself. apparently it didn't make me cooler though.

Allison - I came out in less than 45 min, and my mother has another child after me

Cesaro - Tonight is the real event for my b-day last night was spur of the moment.

Originally posted by VulgarTheClown
Allison - I came out in less than 45 min, and my mother has another child after me

Cesaro - Tonight is the real event for my b-day last night was spur of the moment.

Jes tap dancing Christ, why wouldn't a woman learn after than level of trauma?

I dunno, mabye your mother should go around the country lecturing on what its like raising a disease infested criminal.

Then you can follow up with a 30 min lecture on how to steal checks.

Ceasro, funny story man. Vulgar and Allison, i can feel the love you have for each other.

Originally posted by Squezze
This man speaks the truth. It's too bad he smells like rotten cabbage.

i don't smell like rotten cabbage anymore. i shower 5 times a week or more these days. i just don't change my pants, they don't smell.

5 times a week! your discusting. I shower 3 times a day!

I only started showering that much when i met Allison. She touched me adn I started to bleed. I haven't been able to get the filth off me since.

i know i'm disgusting, i'm a loser. those two things go hand in hand. i need to be shot.

get a couple vacines you'll be fine

vacines?

my spelling sucks.

vaccine
like a flu shot

oh, i always catch a disease when i get vaccinated or take medicine. i took tylenol once and broke out in hives for a week. fastfood and sex with my pillow is my only option in life.

that doesn't sound too fun

it's not fun at all. i might have a decent day every once in awhile, but all in all my life is very boring. the only thing that makes my days decent are getting paid, vandalizing stuff, or ****ing with people. i see **** all day but i'm desensitized to it now, 8 hours a day for 7 years straight gets a little old. no fun there. the only reason i leave the house is to go get scream at people on the streets or tear apart some guys house. i have no reason to shower and have nobody to impress.

i get paid well and i have nothing to worry about, my life isn't bad but it's just boring and it ****ing sucks. i want somebody to hate me, slash my tires, bust my windows out, set my house on fire. i want a girl to have sex with, argue with everyday, and be involved in a relationship that i hate. i want a drug or alcohol habit that will send my life into a downward spiral, because it really won't matter that i can't keep a job or pay the bills, chicks will flock to me as long as i beat them in times of distress and develop jealous tendencies, plus my friends will think i'm cool. life will be good then.

Careful what you wish for Cesaro...

drama is all i ask for. i want an ulcer.

this person calling and hanging up i thought was the beginning of something good, but apparently they don't have any heart. i've only had 1 or 2 of these calls in the past week.

i want 7 inch junk too.