Seems like everyone on the board is in a violent mood this week. I like it. Post your fight storys here, no bull**** ones. **** even post about a time you got your ass kicked......

I once shoved an elderly woman into a drainpipe and beat her head with her own walking stick. She started having spasms and I ran off.

PWN3d!

I beat my meat.

congrats on they purple belt you whore.

my best when was about 3 years ago when i head butted this vato loco guy twice my size about 8 butts in a row.
if you haven't experienced the feeling of someone's nose cartilige snapping and going soft off of your own skull then i strongly urge you to hop on the bandwagon and enjoy the experience.

best loss was when i got blind-sided by a girl in a mosh pit. i fell back, landed in the bonfire and got stomped on by several people whom probably lost a good degree of respect for me upon seeing this girl whale me.
she apologized later cause it was all a misunderstanding. i tried to kiss her but it didn't work.

...floored by a chick and burned by a bonfire...

http://www.users.on.net/bobbyeow/owned_ass.gif

that is the most owned pic of them all, that ass is almost as hairy as mine!

That pic is very pnw3d. I am also very horny. Anyone wanna ****?

Originally posted by Purity
my best when was about 3 years ago when i head butted this vato loco guy twice my size about 8 butts in a row.
if you haven't experienced the feeling of someone's nose cartilige snapping and going soft off of your own skull then i strongly urge you to hop on the bandwagon and enjoy the experience.

best loss was when i got blind-sided by a girl in a mosh pit. i fell back, landed in the bonfire and got stomped on by several people whom probably lost a good degree of respect for me upon seeing this girl whale me.
she apologized later cause it was all a misunderstanding. i tried to kiss her but it didn't work. HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

Ok, I've got a cool story from my childhood.

I was about 8 years old, pretty small, and there was this other 8 year old who was well known as the town bully. The kid was massive and had no teeth. Now, I was always on good terms with said bully, which was great if I wanted help to beat someone up or something, but this one time he really pissed me off.

See I had just got this new snow sled thingy for Christmas, and me, a couple friends, and said bully were behind my house, sliding down the hill. Now, for some reason, this bully kid kept on taking my slide. So, I gradually got more and more pissed off until the last time he took it. This time, as soon as he grabbed it, I leaned off and sucker punched him right in the toothless gums, splitting them wide open.

Now this kid was MASSIVE, so what did I do? I split the scene. Took off running. I looked behind me, and what did I see? A 140 pound 8 year old screaming at me with a mouthfull of blood, and the ****er was gaining on me. So there happened to be a pick and shovel on the ground in front of me, so I grabbed said shovel and swung (is that a word?) it like a baseball bat at him, and it hit him square in the guts. He started yelping like a kicked dog and ran home to his mommy.

And to this day, I swear to God that I'm the only guy to ever put a beating on him. Even if I did sucker punch him and hit him with a shovel.

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dude she was wearing one of those big ol' goth rings. ever been hit by one of those??
it hurts!

Originally posted by Purity
dude she was wearing one of those big ol' goth rings. ever been hit by one of those??
it hurts!

Purity is correct...those things DO hurt...

I tormented my ex girlfriend all night once, kept teasing her.
I was hangin with my brazilian friend ****in around with the gloves on.

So she puts on the gloves and says " go to guard ". **** I wasnt gonna ***** out ( plus I was drunk ) and she started wailing on me. I defended but didnt do anything else. it kind of turned me on.

I got in a fight with a guy way bigger than me when I was 17..He caught my boyfriend off guard and sucker punched him. So I started wailing on this guy, and his friends didnt really know what to do.I also got to kick him in the face, which was exhilerating.

My mother got a letter a few weeks later about the guy pressing charges. The judge threw it out and wouldnt let it go to court.


The worst beat down I got was by a psychtoic when I used to work in a nursing/loony home. The guy was about 40 years old and hit me right in the jaw when I was trying to get clothes out for him to wear that day. It caught me so off guard, I just grabbed my jaw, but that guy was right on top of me. He backed me into a shower stall, and never stoppped swinging. I tried to cover my face and head the best I could, until orderlies pulled him off of me. I had a black eye and went home early from work..I was pretty sore for a few.

thats nothing.

when i was in 2nd grade, i kicked this 5th grader in the nuts then he fell/tackled me. then somebody broke it up and ran home crying because he punched me in the face.

thats the first and last fight i have ever been in.

Alli, youre pretty hardcore...Good Job, I cant say that about alot of women

Originally posted by Allison
I got in a fight with a guy way bigger than me when I was 17..He caught my boyfriend off guard and sucker punched him. So I started wailing on this guy, and his friends didnt really know what to do.I also got to kick him in the face, which was exhilerating.

My mother got a letter a few weeks later about the guy pressing charges. The judge threw it out and wouldnt let it go to court.


The worst beat down I got was by a psychtoic when I used to work in a nursing/loony home. The guy was about 40 years old and hit me right in the jaw when I was trying to get clothes out for him to wear that day. It caught me so off guard, I just grabbed my jaw, but that guy was right on top of me. He backed me into a shower stall, and never stoppped swinging. I tried to cover my face and head the best I could, until orderlies pulled him off of me. I had a black eye and went home early from work..I was pretty sore for a few.


Holy ****, that traumatized me almost as much as this time that I was performing lewd acts on a stuffed animal and the owner caught me. I never saw the punch coming and it rocked me big time. In fact there was so much power behind I couldn't even believe it was a chick that clocked me right on the button! I asked her if she saw who hit me and she said me *****! That's for ****in' with my bear! She then grabs her bear and walks angrily away. Then when she was about 40 yards away, I hucked a rock at her and tagged her in the back of the head. Then I hid behind a tree...that'll teach her...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Originally posted by Blue Dawg
Holy ****, that traumatized me almost as much as this time that I was performing lewd acts on a stuffed animal and the owner caught me. I never saw the punch coming and it rocked me big time. In fact there was so much power behind I couldn't even believe it was a chick that clocked me right on the button! I asked her if she saw who hit me and she said me *****! That's for ****in' with my bear! She then grabs her bear and walks angrily away. Then when she was about 40 yards away, I hucked a rock at her and tagged her in the back of the head. Then I hid behind a tree...that'll teach her...

Classic.