There's this little asian run milkbar store about 5min walk from my house.

I was extremely angry as it was and very high strung when I went for the walk so I was cruising for a fight really. There were these three wogs - no older than 16 I reckon.

They came up to me and asked me to buy them a pack of cigarettes (coz I'm over 18). I said nah sorry mate. I went into the milkbar and bought a protein drink. As I came out there these wogs were and they were looking all pissy at me.

"Thanks a ****en lot mate" one said. Another started yelling **** back, I just snapped. I just said to them.

"No **** you you little dip****. Go back home to your playstation and stop bugging other people."

And just walked off.

Then one of them runs up behind me and king hits me in the back of the head.

Then it was on for young and old.

I'm reeling from the blow but I was ok. More suprised than dazed. The ****er comes at me again so I swing a front kick in my Hard Yakka boots straight to his sternum. He tried to catch it but there was too much force and it was real fast. Sucker drops like a sack of spuds, whooping and gasping for breath.

The other two come at me. One leads in with a punch whilst the other goes to throw a roundhouse. I block the punch and hit him with an elbow to the midsection, and a backhand to the face as I pull him into the other guy who did the roundhouse. Bam. He kicks his mate.

Blood was all over my fist now. This kids nose was real bloody. The other was not happy as he fell on his ass, being off balance with the round house.

This ****head then gets up. I watch him and the others to see if he's got sense to run or what. Nope. He comes at me again. NOTE: This kid was lucky to weigh 150. I squirrel gripped the ****er and pressed him over my head (I think he was in shock or something coz he sure didn't try anything to resist this) and threw him into the other guy with the bloody nose.

Now this is in the middle of a major road near where I live. So after that, I just ****ing ran all the way back home.

They didn't follow me but still, that's very close to home. Closer than I'd normally like to get into a fight....

- J.

damn bro, sounds like a serious situation. But you handled yourself well from what I read. They only thing I never understand in situations like this is why somebody would attack a 6'2 250lbs giant? I mean, you should always fight back to anybody disregarding height, age or weight, but if you attack somebody, then don't **** with a bloke that has a built like a ****ing tank and is the strenght of his life when it comes to age.

Anyway Jake, 3 days and you'll be back with Shara, have a save trip mate!

congrats. i need to beat someone up too. i'm totally in the mood.
either that or i just need to get my ass kicked. i hate people.

again, good work jarrod!

****en kids...one day they will thank you for teaching them a valuable lesson in respect and decency.

A good bashing never hurt anyone

Good thing them lil punk *****es didn't have weapons(or decided not to use em). Glad to see you're ok though Jake, and you handled your **** like an authentic warrior. Keep them ass kickings comin' bro.
-Peace *****

Yeah well that kid I front kicked I think I broke his sternum or something. I swear I heard something snap....

The other kid I backfisted I'm hoping it's just a bloody nose. I don't think I broke it but you never know... I didn't stick around to check it out. I was worried they had knives or something.

- J.

OH MAN BEST THREAD EVA!!


you ok jake?

hahaha, **** man that **** sounds too funny bro.

lol@MM cuz MM lol@jakes story

lol@The Blake for lol@me for lol@Jake's story.

L - O - L

you did well.

whats a wog?

and why no curb stomp?

I'm a little shaken (post fight nerves and all) but ok.

Wog = dark skinned, european/mediterranean.
e.g. Greeks, Italians, Macedonians, etc = wog.

No curb stomp because the damage was done. One guy was having probs breathing. The other two looked pretty messed up.

- J.

You'll probably see one died on the local news later. Happy Conscious Day Jake!

hahaha, yeah, conscience is a *****.

I hear the military are creating a pill which will stem chemicals in the brain which lead to guilt = better soldiers.

They need to someone to help desensitise them to murder.

As children they should be trained to strangle puppies like M did in the war camps of Krakow.

- J.

hey, my family were hungry, you tell me what alternative I has?

Oh I'm not blaming you, only highlighting how the training helped you to kill without conscience and become the brilliant murderer you are today!

Strangling a few puppies really does desensitise you to the screams and pleas of mercy from your victims, right M?

- J.

...after while, when you hold close their larynx, all you smell is the sweet smell of fresh air, the squirming of a duck, and the blue sky above head, and over time...you enjoy it little bit more and little bit more than last time.

****en wogs, good **** jake i hate wogs

**** the wogs.

It could have been worse, could have been petrol sniffing boongs....

- J.

wow that is ausie rage

**** boongs too, **** i hate boongs

http://www.users.on.net/bobbyeow/stopracism.gif

**** you Magic, you hate the cunts as much as I do.

Kill them all and give their place to the ****roaches.

- J.

PS: This entire thread is bull****. I never got into a fight. I just wanted to see how many people would buy it. That is all.

u **** jake

Originally posted by The Jake
There's this little asian run milkbar store about 5min walk from my house.

I was extremely angry as it was and very high strung when I went for the walk so I was cruising for a fight really. There were these three wogs - no older than 16 I reckon.

They came up to me and asked me to buy them a pack of cigarettes (coz I'm over 18). I said nah sorry mate. I went into the milkbar and bought a protein drink. As I came out there these wogs were and they were looking all pissy at me.

"Thanks a ****en lot mate" one said. Another started yelling **** back, I just snapped. I just said to them.

"No **** you you little dip****. Go back home to your playstation and stop bugging other people."

And just walked off.

Then one of them runs up behind me and king hits me in the back of the head.

Then it was on for young and old.

I'm reeling from the blow but I was ok. More suprised than dazed. The ****er comes at me again so I swing a front kick in my Hard Yakka boots straight to his sternum. He tried to catch it but there was too much force and it was real fast. Sucker drops like a sack of spuds, whooping and gasping for breath.

The other two come at me. One leads in with a punch whilst the other goes to throw a roundhouse. I block the punch and hit him with an elbow to the midsection, and a backhand to the face as I pull him into the other guy who did the roundhouse. Bam. He kicks his mate.

Blood was all over my fist now. This kids nose was real bloody. The other was not happy as he fell on his ass, being off balance with the round house.

This ****head then gets up. I watch him and the others to see if he's got sense to run or what. Nope. He comes at me again. NOTE: This kid was lucky to weigh 150. I squirrel gripped the ****er and pressed him over my head (I think he was in shock or something coz he sure didn't try anything to resist this) and threw him into the other guy with the bloody nose.

Now this is in the middle of a major road near where I live. So after that, I just ****ing ran all the way back home.

They didn't follow me but still, that's very close to home. Closer than I'd normally like to get into a fight....

- J.

This was just not cool Jarrod! As much as this sounded odd to me in the end, and unlike you, you scared the ****ing **** out of me in the beginning >:-(

Don't **** around like this ever again. You need to put your imagination in check next time you think of something like this.

what a boong

Originally posted by ArjukanpoKarate
This was just not cool Jarrod! As much as this sounded odd to me in the end, and unlike you, you scared the ****ing **** out of me in the beginning >:-(

Don't **** around like this ever again. You need to put your imagination in check next time you think of something like this.

I do let the imagination run away with me once in awhile...

That said, you're just upset that you weren't in on the joke. Otherwise you would have laughed.

- J.

OWN3d by arju.

I wish I could get into fights like this.

You *******s have all the fun

Originally posted by The Jake
I do let the imagination run away with me once in awhile...

That said, you're just upset that you weren't in on the joke. Otherwise you would have laughed.

- J.


PISS OFF!!!! :cuss:

That wasn't funny at all, not one bit. You possibly ****ing up what we've worked so hard to do, is not ****ing funny to me. We've talked about this before and you said you'd never joke about it again, and here you are making fun of something that is not funny.

The idea the story you wrote up, if it had been true the fact that you could have possibly got hurt or worse is not funny to me, you not only would have got jail time but wouldn't have been able to come home to me. Is also not something I'd joke about.

i was gonna say, if you fought 16 year olds thats ****ed up

but it was a joke

and now i see internet wars