A Northern Territory farm hand radios back to the farm manager.
"Boss, I gotta helluva problem here. I hit a pig with the ute.
The pig's OK, but he's stuck in the bullbars at the front of my
ute and is wriggling and squealing so much I can't get him out."
The manager says "Ok, there's a 303 behind the seat.
Take it, shoot the pig in the head and you'll be able to remove him."
Five minutes later, the farm hand calls back.
"I did what you said boss. Took the 303, shot the pig in the head
and removed him from the bull-bars.
No problem there, but I still can't go on".
"Now what's the ****en problem?" raged the manager.
"Well boss, it's his motor-bike.
The flashing blue light is stuck under the right-front wheel arch".

hohoho

Welcome Santa

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this is what a ute is here
http://www.airx.com/images/truck.jpg

I'm guessing ute means any sized truck there

hahaha, funney :)

holy ****ing massive.

This is a shiny ute here.

http://www.smasa.com.au/documents/archives/1996-1997/pictures/misc_cars_01/0005.jpg

wicked a red x .....well done

works for me jackass

works for me too bobby.

HA!

piece of **** car tho.

You should go to a BandS ball one day Magic! Not really your scene, but the line up of utes doing **** loads of circle work, combined with lots of country chicks drinking to paralysis makes for a fun night

I'd hit them while they vomit over a sink...oh, I think that is my scene buddy.

This joke is lost on Americans.

They wouldn't even know wtf a ute is until you showed them the picture.

They call them trucks, and not one person ever uses a ute for what it's intended purpose is.

- J.

Originally posted by The Jake
This joke is lost on Americans.

They wouldn't even know wtf a ute is until you showed them the picture.

They call them trucks, and not one person ever uses a ute for what it's intended purpose is.

- J.

Originally posted by Curly Howard
this is what a ute is here
http://www.airx.com/images/truck.jpg

I'm guessing ute means any sized truck there