Fallout
05-14-2003, 09:53 PM
10. People that need to be in control
Listen *******, the less you talk and the more I talk the more likey your order is going to be right. The more you try and talk, the more likely your order will be ****ed up. Please shut your mouth and spoke only when spoken too.
9. People that aren't from the area
Its simple, if your from america, don't go thru the drive-thru in Canada or Austrailia. If your from Canada, don't go thru the drive-thru in america. Its simple thing. If you sound different from everyone else in the area, don't go thru the drive-thru.
8. People that drive loud cars/trucks
I don't care if its your only car, keep it the **** out of my way. I can't hear you, the person in front of you, or the person behind you. Even if you shut your engine off, thats only 1 out of 3 *******.
7. People that you can't hear
Speak the **** up. You have to talk a little louder than normal. Also, please make sure your facing the speaker with your head a little bit out the window. I need to be able to hear you if you want your ****ing food *******. Don't start looking for your money until AFTER I tell you to go to the first window.
6. People that don't know the menu
If you don't know the menu, go inside. Thats what its for dickhead. You don't know the difference between a grilled and breaded chicken? Go inside. Or better yet, kill yourself.
5. People who try and let someone other than a person thats on the driver's side order.
Its hard enough trying to understand that idiot, and add in another 2 feet and people in the way, its impossible. Dumbass
4. People that need to pay with change
This includes you *******s that try and help me out by giving me that .74 cents when your total is 5.74. Just pay and go ok mother ****er? I can get the change faster than you can and your just wasting everyones time. And if its raining, or cold out your REALLY pissing me off and I just might tea bag your burger.
3. People that talk on cells phones pulling up to the speaker
Talk to me, or talk to them. Not both you ****ing prick. Cell phones are the worst thing ever invented. Pick one person, and stick to it.
2. People that need me to "give them a min"
This is a drive-thru, not a parking lot. Don't like to be rushed? Go inside and quit wasting my time numb nuts.
1. People that call someone while placing an order
Are you out of your ****ing mind?!?!?! If you don't know what to get someone, you should of asked BEFORE you pulled up to the speaker. What the **** is wrong with you? Are you retarded?!?! Are you totaly ignorent?!?! Just go and kill yourself now. Better yet, kill your wife, your kids, your whole family and THEN kill yourself. It too risky that some of them might turn out to be like you.
And yes i know this was supposed to be 10, but this one is in a leauge of its own.
PEOPLE THAT LET THIER KIDS ORDER!
WTF?!?!?! Letting a 2 year old order on the window? And the kid is a total ****ing retard most of the time. George Carlin said it best when he said "Listen Stacy.....I am coming over to your house with a big knife. Then I am gonna kill Mommy and Daddy. Next, I am gonna cut thier skin off and make a funny hat. Then I am gonna whip out my huge dig dong and stick it in your *BLEEP*"
There is a lot of other stuff that pisses me off. People are so ****ing stupid its unbeliveable. Here is the best way to find out if something your doing might be stupid. If you have to ask me if its ok if you do it this way.....its stupid. If you think "I hope this doesn't make anyone angry"....it will. And if you ever think to yourself "Man, this would piss me off" don't do it.
I know some people are going to make fun of me for this, I don't care. It felt good. Also, I hope some of you that share my pain get a good laugh out of this and feel free to add your own.
- Creed
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Listen *******, the less you talk and the more I talk the more likey your order is going to be right. The more you try and talk, the more likely your order will be ****ed up. Please shut your mouth and spoke only when spoken too.
9. People that aren't from the area
Its simple, if your from america, don't go thru the drive-thru in Canada or Austrailia. If your from Canada, don't go thru the drive-thru in america. Its simple thing. If you sound different from everyone else in the area, don't go thru the drive-thru.
8. People that drive loud cars/trucks
I don't care if its your only car, keep it the **** out of my way. I can't hear you, the person in front of you, or the person behind you. Even if you shut your engine off, thats only 1 out of 3 *******.
7. People that you can't hear
Speak the **** up. You have to talk a little louder than normal. Also, please make sure your facing the speaker with your head a little bit out the window. I need to be able to hear you if you want your ****ing food *******. Don't start looking for your money until AFTER I tell you to go to the first window.
6. People that don't know the menu
If you don't know the menu, go inside. Thats what its for dickhead. You don't know the difference between a grilled and breaded chicken? Go inside. Or better yet, kill yourself.
5. People who try and let someone other than a person thats on the driver's side order.
Its hard enough trying to understand that idiot, and add in another 2 feet and people in the way, its impossible. Dumbass
4. People that need to pay with change
This includes you *******s that try and help me out by giving me that .74 cents when your total is 5.74. Just pay and go ok mother ****er? I can get the change faster than you can and your just wasting everyones time. And if its raining, or cold out your REALLY pissing me off and I just might tea bag your burger.
3. People that talk on cells phones pulling up to the speaker
Talk to me, or talk to them. Not both you ****ing prick. Cell phones are the worst thing ever invented. Pick one person, and stick to it.
2. People that need me to "give them a min"
This is a drive-thru, not a parking lot. Don't like to be rushed? Go inside and quit wasting my time numb nuts.
1. People that call someone while placing an order
Are you out of your ****ing mind?!?!?! If you don't know what to get someone, you should of asked BEFORE you pulled up to the speaker. What the **** is wrong with you? Are you retarded?!?! Are you totaly ignorent?!?! Just go and kill yourself now. Better yet, kill your wife, your kids, your whole family and THEN kill yourself. It too risky that some of them might turn out to be like you.
And yes i know this was supposed to be 10, but this one is in a leauge of its own.
PEOPLE THAT LET THIER KIDS ORDER!
WTF?!?!?! Letting a 2 year old order on the window? And the kid is a total ****ing retard most of the time. George Carlin said it best when he said "Listen Stacy.....I am coming over to your house with a big knife. Then I am gonna kill Mommy and Daddy. Next, I am gonna cut thier skin off and make a funny hat. Then I am gonna whip out my huge dig dong and stick it in your *BLEEP*"
There is a lot of other stuff that pisses me off. People are so ****ing stupid its unbeliveable. Here is the best way to find out if something your doing might be stupid. If you have to ask me if its ok if you do it this way.....its stupid. If you think "I hope this doesn't make anyone angry"....it will. And if you ever think to yourself "Man, this would piss me off" don't do it.
I know some people are going to make fun of me for this, I don't care. It felt good. Also, I hope some of you that share my pain get a good laugh out of this and feel free to add your own.
- Creed
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