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"Hi guys. GhosT here. I just lit Dogg the **** up, so now we're gonna go celebrate my victory over Dogg. He can't go cuz he's a ***** and we don't hang with *****es. We out."

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Shara trying on the Global MMA shirt. She swears she knows how one of to work these things. I disbelieve her.

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Oh look, Tony's flipping everyone off. Big ****ing surprise there.

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That's Javi telling me my beer is full. I told him "I know". I wasn't planning on drinking that much, then Tony insisted on a round of hard ****, and that preconception went right out the ****ing window. Javi's expression is a good precursor to where I was at about 30 minutes after this picture was shot. Aaaaaaaand... I had the car keys.

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Cool signs.

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That rico suave mother ****er sittin up front runnin **** is me, rollin on dubs and chillin in my leather trench. Close-collar cotton blend by banana republic, leather trench by some ****ing ****bag italian company that I ain't heard of. Notice how Shara is sitting next to me. Notice how Tony is flipping me off because of it. **** Tony. Mean ol bastard.

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Mad hoes. That's the dancefloor from outside. I'm laughing that them convulse and stumble to this horrible ****ing song. I believe it was a R Kelly song. The fact that I knew it was an R Kelly song can be attributed to the SISTA I sit behind at work who loves him. ****.

It's the remix to Ignition, poppin fresh out the kitchen
Mama rollin that body, got every man in here wishin

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I had dreams of this ****ing waitress for about a week after I saw her. ****, I would love to be goin home to that. That ass is calling out to be bent over and ****ing manhandled, and those breastisis are just waiting to be speedbagged. The girlfriend I decide to stick with is gonna have it like that. Oh yes.

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Mad hoes, but none of them are as cute as that waitress. ****ing christ, I would have killed an ethnic minority to find myself inside of that at the end of my night. Even one of my nights... Pepe has 15 ****in cousins who will pick up the slack and be just fine without him. ****.

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Mad hoes, and again, not one of em as good as that waitress. If I had seen that chick outside the club with her boyfriend, I woulda ran up on him and beat the everliving **** out of that little dirtbag, cuz ain't NO ****ING WAY a dude's gonna worship that chick the way I woulda. I mean, maybe it's the liquor talkin, but good god. I need to stop.

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Mad hoes, except now one of the Blue Man Group guys has decided to go cannibal on some poor helpless immigrant, as Peter North performs the Uzbekistanian Sweat Ritual and observes the consumption of the virgin. Wait till they get to the good part and find out she lied. HA. ****ing own3d.

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Mad hoes up in the bar. Those *****es brought me beers.

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Best pool table ever.

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Tony is absolutely hammered, and Javi has found it advantageous to move into the "use the drunk as a human shield" formation, in case **** goes down. Don't let Shara's smile deceive you.... Javi's instincts were right. Two minutes after this, she went ninja and we got ejected.

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Mad hoes. Dig on the one over there on the right, next to the can-light thingy..... blue jeans, black and white patterned shirt.... yeeeaaaah, that bimbo.... imagine that doin the ****in bounce on your beanstalk. That's the kinda **** that I'm gonna be blingin when I knock Vanderlei Silva the **** out and take his Pride belt.

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Opinionatively, best picture this little ****'s ever taken. Av material.

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Another good one.

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A better angle of this shot woulda made it a winner. Still, kick-ass bar. This is where Lenny bounces ****ers up on outta the ***** if **** gets deep.

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Mad hoes, except at this point, Tony's sick of hearing it. This is how he lets me know. Now instead of me getting to inconspicuously observe mad hoes, I now have all their boyfriends dogging us for flipping them off. Great.

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NO one ever said white people could throw up gang signs.

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Hi Jake. Own3d.

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Oh yeah.. Jake... ps....... own3d.

now we know why they call you ghost

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Notice the asian chick picking her nose.....

are the blond and the dirty blond making out next to her on the right?

Its so many birds in this thread, you could start a ****in' Global Petting Zoo.

Originally posted by GhosT^x0


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Hi Jake. Own3d.




Now this is funny! :lol3:

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That's pretty much what everything looked like at this point.

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Javi confirms for the onlooking crowd that the chick in front of him, as boasted previously, is indeed half-smurf. He gives her one last gratitude grind for the road, and we bounce. We're gone. ****in out.

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Lenny got this chick to give me a kiss. Told her it was my birthday. She's Swedish. Hahahahaha

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"Welcome to Casa De WhereverThe****LennyWorks!!!", says Lenny. How hospitable.

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Some poor **** needed a jump. His Odyssey died. Chevy to the rescue... boy, am I glad I bought American.

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We return home to find Adam anxiously awaiting someone to plug the hole in his face & holding a pipeload for... and this is straight from his mouth... "whoever thinks they're man enough to give this scooter tramp a good time." He smoked bowls alone this evening.

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Nice picture.

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Again... nice picture.

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And as I conclude this post, I'd like you all to reflect on this one. See those signs? Los Angeles. Ventura. People know these places. They write books featuring them, movies based in them, songs mentioning them, and so on... while you outlandish third world ****s live in some rickety ****hole no one gives a rat's bleeding ******* about.

Thanks for tuning in.

adam looks like he is about to take a load in the face, and lenny looks like he will give it to him.

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so if you liked that waitress so much, why didn't you talk to her? and why'd you leave out the pic with me flirting with her? :)

HAHAHAHAHA that picture of Adam is priceless....

Originally posted by Kato
HAHAHAHAHA that picture of Adam is priceless....

i look like i got beat up or something. prolly was after that flury of strikes from when i verbally tapped to dave. *sigh*

Thank you for the greatest avatar ever

good ****!

you all wanna see some real mayhem then bring a camera with me to either vegas or havasu.

Originally posted by Creed
Thank you for the greatest avatar ever

hahahhaha

OMG! Great pics guys!

hey nice pics.......... ohw dave, I am one of those outlandish ****s........ I just 5 words for you: Amsterdam, legal weed and whores!

nice pics.

Javi is funny

Originally posted by GhosT^x0

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Lenny got this chick to give me a kiss. Told her it was my birthday.

so then i tell her it was my birthday and she gets all pissed. figures.

Originally posted by Creed
Thank you for the greatest avatar ever


Buahahahahahaha Those pics are the best.

looked like fun.

It's ****ed up that you left the midget at home. Cool pics.

Originally posted by rtbrouwer
hey nice pics.......... ohw dave, I am one of those outlandish ****s........ I just 5 words for you: Amsterdam, legal weed and whores!

Sounds good!

I think RTB just pwned Dave there.

- J.

no he didn't.
first off, there were only 4 significant words. "and" wasn't necessary to credit.
PLUS ron already admitted that he won't smoke "legal" (or illegal for that matter) "weed" or **** "whores"...therefore making "amsterdam" pretty useless and, in turn, all 5 words a NEGATORY on proper ownage.

this notice has been brought to you by the makers of the way we swing and underground "talk how ya like" posse.

Whatever, at least Dutch bars don't close at 2.

Stick that in your pipe and smoke it.

- J.

Originally posted by The Jake
I think RTB just pwned Dave there.

- J.

... kinda like when Adam can't reach the stuff on the top shelf and he asks me to get it for him.

Originally posted by Purity
ron already admitted that he won't smoke "legal" (or illegal for that matter) "weed" or **** "whores"...therefore making "amsterdam" pretty useless


Then why the **** would anyone want to live in amsterdam?

The Dutch have trained some incredible K-1 fighters over the years. Peter Aerts and Ernesto Hoost both come to mind.

That's reason enough for me.

it looks like adam caught a beat down, who kicked his ass?

Originally posted by The Blake

Javi is funny

THANKS!!!!!


:devil

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Man I was looking dirty that night. Check that chick out though.

Yummy... what is my left hand doing?

Javi has DSL's, too.

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA@Javi's DSL's

No PSL's dammit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Don't be jealous woman.

DSL haha

hahahahah!!!!!!!! now we're gonna have to start calling you ruffthroat!

Originally posted by Purity
hahahahah!!!!!!!! now we're gonna have to start calling you ruffthroat! only if he spits

Nope, look like DSL's to me.

Originally posted by Mr. Beelzebub
It's ****ed up that you left the midget at home. Cool pics.


Oh wait a min there, we asked him to come and he didn't want to go. So we left him to smoke his brain out.

oh and Dave it's about damn time you got these pic's up.

Originally posted by ArjukanpoKarate
Oh wait a min there, we asked him to come and he didn't want to go. So we left him to smoke his brain out. http://home.earthlink.net/~pwn3d/28.JPG

Dogg^x0 after some MAAAD WEED
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One Word:

Clearsil

Lil' man is going through Puberty.

Originally posted by Mr. Beelzebub
Lil' man is going through Puberty. HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA