It was about 12AM at the bar/club I do security for. I am the door guy. We had some drunk idiots who werent from around the area. They decided that it would be funny to be tough guys. They had come to the door with beers in there hand and told me to let them in. I replied that they should get the **** away from the door woith there beers and that they are too drunk to be let in. They decided to leave. They did walk away talking **** though. This was a mental note for me. Later on around closing time they were across the street trying to start fights with anyone and everyone who would walk by. Because of my attire and size, I dont look like the typical bouncer. I was still standing in front of my work when the knuckleheads started talking **** to me. I told them if they wanted some all they had to do was come stand right next to me and they would get beat down. Well, after a few minutes about 8 guys started running at me. I called for the 2 other bouncers to come help me out. One bouncer is about 5'10 amd 215 LBS. The other is sbout 5'4 and 155. Nonethelees they can handle there own. I explained the situation to them and told them to be ready. I knew only 2 to 3 of them at most wanted to fight. The others had been urging them to go home that they didnt want to get in trouble.
The first guy comes up to my partner and says he has a bullet with his name on it. We all then started laughing. Then a dude starts to talk trash to me ad I still kept laughing. The first guy then goes to try and size my partner. He is about my size so I tell my friend Tony to let me handle him. I look the guy straight in the eyes and say you asked for it. I reach out and grab his throat. I then take his back standing and choke the mutha****er out cold. His friends and now the crowd of onlookers look at me in aww. I drop the guy and lay him down. Everybody thinks I killed the guy. I knew what had really happened. Then the cops came. Fortunatley I know the cops well. They took him to jail and just asked me what happened. When I had to tell my boss the next day I though I was gonna get fired. He was still upset that I got in a fight 2 weks before.

This the type of thread I wanna see on my mutha'****ing screen. Good job Lenny. Keep bagging these *****es like fresh water sprout.

Your a bouncer, isn't that what your supposed to do?

I shall tell you about the fight I got in 2 weeks ago. It was way better. There was blood and broken limbs.

Originally posted by Creed
Your a bouncer, isn't that what your supposed to do?

NO. Actually a good bouncer avoids confrontation. Try to talk it out . Think about it, if you go to a place an know the bouncers are dicks, wouldnt you kinda give them and attitude when they asked you to do something?

you should watch road house

Bouncing is fun...I miss the rush you get when it is on. It breaks up the time of just standing around doing **** all, when you have about 3 minutes of mayhem. Nothing wakes a guy up better than a situation where violence is inevitable.

Originally posted by TuffGuy
NO. Actually a good bouncer avoids confrontation. Try to talk it out . Think about it, if you go to a place an know the bouncers are dicks, wouldnt you kinda give them and attitude when they asked you to do something?

No, I mean the guy started **** with you. Trying to work things out is good, but when it comes down to it your job is to smash heads if things come to that right?

Originally posted by TuffGuy
NO. Actually a good bouncer avoids confrontation. Try to talk it out . Think about it, if you go to a place an know the bouncers are dicks, wouldnt you kinda give them and attitude when they asked you to do something?

Very true..if a bouncer fought every drunk that wanted a shot, you would have a lot of days off injured.

Most people react better to talk anyways

stop peeing in peoples lunches in the fridge.

Originally posted by Creed
No, I mean the guy started **** with you. Trying to work things out is good, but when it comes down to it your job is to smash heads if things come to that right?

well actually the guy was across the street talking **** to everyone else. He technically isnt my business because he is off of our property. I told him if he wanted to fighht come to me and I will give it to him. Had I never said that there is a good chance he wouldnt have come over to me.

So in other words, you ****ed up?

- J.

Originally posted by The Jake
So in other words, you ****ed up?

- J.

I copuld have avoided the confrntaion all together. I thought it would be fun to crack some skulls though. They deserved it. Like the saying says," There is always someone bigger and tougher"!

goodd shizam my nizam

hahaha, good ****!

LOL@MM LOL@Tuffysfight

this is getting re-dick-que-luss blake. Stop, before I shoot your gonads with a thick rubber band.

LOL@gonad getting hit with rubber bands

Blake you need to quit while you are ahead.

lenny...your avatar is racism.

Originally posted by Magic Man
lenny...your avatar is racism.

No my avatar is me eating Carl's head. Did you know Curly Howard's real name is Carl? I didnt know this until yesterday when he told me.