I spent 24 hours of my weekend on a Greyhound Bus.If I explain why would entail explaining my job, which is one of those government jobs where I would have to kill you.

I met this guy on the bus, and we chatted, and the guy was pretty intelligent, had some pretty definite viewpoints on a lot of things. We get about halfway into this bus ride and he decides to start throwing his game my way. He was pretty cute, and smart so I wasn't objecting. He had me listening to him, and I was really thinking about hooking up with him in the future. He made sure he got my number, and any other possible piece of contact info he could.

He got off the bus before I did, so he asked me to come out with him while he smoked a ciggerate to say goodbye. After all this time of trying his hardest to make the best impression, he gives me the stupidest, driest first kisses I have ever had, that totally blew any chance he ever had with me.

He called me this morning. I did not pick up.

Why do men have to do such stupid things.

I hate you..psycho

He needs to take a listen from LLCoolJ on how to lick his lips

Tell us more about this kiss.

We are men and have no real understanding of the chaos that is refered to as the female psyche.

I'm not really one of those girls that insist that everything is perfect with Sinatra singing in the background, but this kiss was seriously something out of a horror film.

I cant even talk about it without feeling sorry for the next girl that kisses this guy

Originally posted by Mouse
Tell us more about this kiss. I know if you were telling the story, there would have been FULL details already

the moron kisses you AFTER he has the cigarette???
that shoulda been a sign right there.

I love details... a bigger description helps the blood rush down below my waist ever so slowly.. eventually to where I can feel my heart pullsating from the base to the tip of the head of my dick. Eventually throbbing with exstacy.. y? because of the detailed description brought forth. hehehehehehe some one kiss me.

Originally posted by Mouse
I love details... a bigger description helps the blood rush down below my waist ever so slowly.. eventually to where I can feel my heart pullsating from the base to the tip of the head of my dick. Eventually throbbing with exstacy.. y? because of the detailed description brought forth. hehehehehehe some one kiss me. HAHAHHAHAHA


Now thats details!

We should have a kissing contest for global members. I want to kiss everyone here... we can all kiss eachother, then vote who is the best!!!!!

*smooch*

Okay you guys are missing the point, the question was why do guys do things like that?

Sorry, Crystalline, I thought you were giving me all the right signs..

I'll call you back later again. and again, and again..

A lot of guys don't take the time to learn how to do it right... too lazy, don't care, i dunno.. but most men just don't get it.

What do I think about that?

He should learn to kiss...Everybody knows, women put alot of judgement on a kiss

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH@Alli

Mouse aka Matt, NO, not a good idea.


Crystalline Dream
At least you knew then and not after a date or something.

Ps. Tony's right, they should never try and do that after smoking. *ick* I had an ex try and do that to me and I'd push him away every time, he got the picture really quick and stopped doing it around me.

Bzob kisses like that

Yes, My kisses tasre like Newports,Cheap booze and coffee. (just like grandma)

Arju.. I want to kiss you slowly.. slide my tongue up your left nostril and twirl it around.. sucking everything out of your nose, finally moving back down to your lips and spitting it all down your throat.. after that I would slowly carress your kneck with my lips, bite your ear softly, then stick my tongue deep inside your ear cleaning out all the wax I could, then swolling it as you moan in pleasure. buuahahahAHAHAA!!!

Originally posted by Bzob^x0
Yes, My kisses tasre like Newports,Cheap booze and coffee. (just like grandma)

Are you a stripper?

Originally posted by Allison
Sorry, Crystalline, I thought you were giving me all the right signs..

I'll call you back later again. and again, and again..

There is another thing I dont get about men. Call once, I understand. Call more than ten times it's like beating a dead horse.

Originally posted by Crystalline Dream
There is another thing I dont get about men. Call once, I understand. Call more than ten times it's like beating a dead horse.

Lots of us don't call at all.

Chicks take kisses way seriously. GhosT^x0 gives a ****.

Chicks can rate a whole relationship's potential based on one kiss. GhosT^x0 is simply hoping the chick he kisses doesn't have ass breath. While chicks will form judgements and theories that can last a lifetime based on one kiss, GhosT^x0 forms an erection that goes away after the kiss ends.

Women think too ****in hard.

Originally posted by GhosT^x0
Chicks take kisses way seriously. GhosT^x0 gives a ****.

Chicks can rate a whole relationship's potential based on one kiss. GhosT^x0 is simply hoping the chick he kisses doesn't have ass breath. While chicks will form judgements and theories that can last a lifetime based on one kiss, GhosT^x0 forms an erection that goes away after the kiss ends.

Women think too ****in hard. Shhh...there is a thrid person lurking around

Amen.

Originally posted by GhosT^x0

Chicks can rate a whole relationship's potential based on one kiss.

If the man doesn't care enough to take a drink of water of put on some chapstick before he kisses you, then I dont think it's worth it to pursue it. There are just way too many guys that do care.

I had a ****ty weekend dont mind me

Originally posted by Mouse
Arju.. I want to kiss you slowly.. slide my tongue up your left nostril and twirl it around.. sucking everything out of your nose, finally moving back down to your lips and spitting it all down your throat.. after that I would slowly carress your kneck with my lips, bite your ear softly, then stick my tongue deep inside your ear cleaning out all the wax I could, then swolling it as you moan in pleasure. buuahahahAHAHAA!!!


OOOooooo your such a ladies man..... *rollseyes*


:fart:

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Let's go on a date, you sexy beast. I'll show you how a man is supposed to treat u. (=

Woohoo!

I will take any lady out from global, my treat... show u that I'm not just all talk.. god damnit im determined!!!

What about those of us that have penises and adams apples?

If you wear a dress, i will pay for our date.

I remember I dated this girl about 2 months ago that was like "I remember telling myself after I broke up with this last loser (chicks always put the best annunciation behind the word "loser", I think it's ****ing hilarious), that I was going to find me a man who combs his hair and grooms himself and cares about his appearance... and now I have you!!!"

Pffft.... she had me for like 2 weeks. Crazy ol coot. You're right though, way too many guys out there who care. Oh... and guys who smoke are weak minded sacks of **** who don't care whether they live or die, not to mention their lack of interest in whether the woman who's talking to them lives or dies.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I'll wear something black, slinky and sexy. I warn you though, I don't put out on the first date unless I'm drunk...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I'll wear something black, slinky and sexy. I warn you though, I don't put out on the first date unless I'm drunk...

Don't tease me you dirty dirty boy!! You know very well that I get a flutter when possibilities are only a grasp away!!!

Originally posted by GhosT^x0
Oh... and guys who smoke are weak minded sacks of **** who don't care whether they live or die, not to mention their lack of interest in whether the woman who's talking to them lives or dies.

Have you ever seen those commercials where this guy is driving his friend through the countryside and his friend lights up in the passenger side, and so the driver veers off the road and like almost kills them a whole lot.

"What are you doing man????"
"You put my life in jeopardy, I thought I'd return the favor"

ha ha ha

Whats the point? Didi any ****ing take place? Thta is all that really matters.

Originally posted by TuffGuy
Whats the point? Didi any ****ing take place? Thta is all that really matters.

a retard who cant spell.

let me make sure I write down this advice.

Crystal Line... make love to me.

Originally posted by Crystalline Dream
a retard who cant spell.

let me make sure I write down this advice.


I'm such a *****. hahaha

It's funny how things can turn so drastically in a few month's time. NOt that anything life changing has happened, just my outlook on guys and the ****ty behavior they project.

Originally posted by Crystalline Dream
Okay you guys are missing the point, the question was why do guys do things like that?

Because they haven't got a clue. They don't always think with the right "brain"........men must be trained.....lol.

Originally posted by GhosT^x0
Chicks take kisses way seriously. GhosT^x0 gives a ****.

Chicks can rate a whole relationship's potential based on one kiss. GhosT^x0 is simply hoping the chick he kisses doesn't have ass breath. While chicks will form judgements and theories that can last a lifetime based on one kiss, GhosT^x0 forms an erection that goes away after the kiss ends.

Women think too ****in hard.

We are emotional creatures who must be catered to if you want to get somewhere with us. :) We are worth it.

I didnt read this thread, but I am pretty sure it sucks.....

Why has this thread been brought back? Let it sink.

Originally posted by Mr. Beelzebub
Why has this thread been brought back? Let it sink.

Because I missed all the fun yesterday..

*hides in corner*

Three simple words that every man should keep fresh in his mind at all times : Women. Are. Mental.

Originally posted by Mr. Beelzebub
Why has this thread been brought back? Let it sink.

basically because I was up until one in the morning. ha ha ha

Originally posted by Squezze
Three simple words that every man should keep fresh in his mind at all times : Women. Are. Mental.

And all of our problems start with:

MEN
Mental Illness
Menustration
Menstral Cramps
and so on......

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