What a waste of a 21st birthday.

Happy Birthday!

What a waste of life and air.

go get drunk. because it's the cool thing to do when you turn 21, you suck and are a loser if you don't.

oh yeah, every day after be sure to get drunk and tell everybody online that you are in the process of doing so or already have. that's also cool.

Allison, all your revalation taking place in threads about me....its...its touching! You have finally realized that you are in fact a waste. thank god for that. now be so kind and kill yourself. you have made your realization and i hope you die so please don't make me wait.

My 21st B-day I went to east st.louis to the strip clubs....from what my friends tell me I had a good time

You know, I'm assuming you took your time with that post, because the grammar wasn't half bad. You really do impress me sometimes and I feel bad that you'll never have any friends or **** a women who doesn't have an adams apple in your whole pathetic life. Now get on back out to your new birthday aviary.

then I stuck a live chicken up my ass and danced around on the tables

Originally posted by Allison
You know, I'm assuming you took your time with that post, because the grammar wasn't half bad. You really do impress me sometimes and I feel bad that you'll never have any friends or **** a women who doesn't have an adams apple in your whole pathetic life. Now get on back out to your new birthday aviary.

i laughed at that, but what sucks is, it describes me too. lksdjfskljflk34jkjfl3kj3sdfdvcbvbcvbgfhtyji76k6767 kk77rsd356235dssdfgdfgdfgdfbcvbcvb

Dude, all your 21st means is the countdown to death and the realization that bars get lame real fast.

sorry to kill the mood. Oh wait, Allison already did that.

I reach the big legal drinking age this year.

LMAO@****ing women with adams apples!

i don't remember my 21st that much.
i was in vegas......drunk.......very drunk........smoking a joint hanging halfway outta napol's camero while driving down the strip.......passed out in Lil' Darling's parking lot.

after that I had a threesome with a stripper and a dolphin named spanky....blow holes rule!

21st birthdays don't mean **** up here in the great white north. Legal drinking age is 19 in most every province. By the time my 21st birthday hit, I was already bored with bars and such.

YAY For Vulger.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Dolphin? I'd hit it.

tastes like tuna

YAY for Tuna! I love seafood!

now I know why they call it a "blow hole"

Originally posted by Cesaro
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Originally posted by Curly Howard
now I know why they call it a "blow hole"


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! There is a time and place for bestiality, apparently that's Curly's 21st b-day! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA! Dolphins are so smart, does that even count as bestiality?

Originally posted by Allison
I feel bad that you'll never have any friends or **** a women who doesn't have an adams apple in your whole pathetic life.

So your sayin that i'm gonna **** you?

happy birthday u old fart

I'd sooner kiss a toilet seat in a bus station.

Originally posted by Allison
I'd sooner kiss a toilet seat in a bus station. HAHAHHAHAHAA

Its funny, cause its true

Kissing the public toilet seems less vile...

well last time she kissed me she did get a coldsoar.

Cold soar as in herpe? That's cool! I wish I could give them out at will without having to get them myself! That'd be sweet!

you could!

all you gotta do is what I did.

sell your soul to satan!

My soul is worthless and Satan pretty much already has a lock on it. Any other suggestions?

happy birthday :)

Originally posted by Crystalline Dream
happy birthday :)

P3wnD111111!!!!!!!!!