then i'm 21!!!!

11 more minutes and i am the same as 11 minutes ago. Booo.

1 min!!!!

I AM NOW 21!!!!!

On serious note, congrats bro. I'd be blessed if I make it to 21. Enjoy your day and take full advantage of your drinking rite of passage. **** some corner skank for the Global Team.

I will do my bestto violate the 3 orafices of an attractive woman.

I just hope i don't cum to quick.

Originally posted by Dirk Diggler
wooooooooo hooooooooo!

in PST it would be another 1 hours and 19 min.

so in all reality... you got another 3 hours till the rest of the world can consider you 21.

You got pwn3d . hahahahahahahahaha

Happy Bday Ben...

happy bday ben!!!

too bad yer not out here. limos, strip clubs, bars, alcohal, X, sluts, and coke to the folks that can make it to 21 :)

Will I get that if I go to LA for my next bday...I will be 28...does that mean I get more?

Originally posted by Purity
happy bday ben!!!

too bad yer not out here. limos, strip clubs, bars, alcohal, X, sluts, and coke to the folks that can make it to 21 :)


lets see

limos - can't afford
strip clubs - very expensive and i am toshy to get lab/table dances
bars - mabye
alchohal - mabye
X - haven't done in a LONG time
sluts - not my style i like meaning in my sex BUT sometimes i would like to just bone
coke - you must be out of your ****in mind!

happy birthday:samurai:

Happy B-day. :)

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- J.

Happy and gory BDay Vulgar!!! ....:fu:

Happy birthday!

Happy 21st birthday. Now the only birthday you have to look forward to is the one that will enable you to retire from the work force and collect social security. It's only 45 years away.

Were never gonna see a penny of that social security, our economy will have collapsed long before than...

Originally posted by VulgarTheClown

sluts - not my style***.


Happy B Day, Sir.

Originally posted by The Ensanity
***.


Happy B Day, Sir.

P3wnd111!!!

not a *** ensanity, i just don't want herpes.

that and i like my sex to have meaning.

Mine always has meaning, it means I bust a nut up in dat biatch.

Originally posted by VulgarTheClown
not a *** ensanity, i just don't want herpes.

that and i like my sex to have meaning. Herpes can happen from ANYBODY, first off....Secondly, meaning means nothing. You have a short life bust as many nuts as you can, before you reget not bustin' enough.

Originally posted by The Ensanity
Herpes can happen from ANYBODY, first off....Secondly, meaning means nothing. You have a short life bust as many nuts as you can, before you reget not bustin' enough.

Ensanity=Correct

and yall wonder why you get no poon

Who said I dont get no poon? I never stated that...

i've readyou complaining about it before

Originally posted by VulgarTheClown
i've readyou complaining about it before When?

i don't really keep track if the entirity of all your posts, but I have read it before.

i almost got ganeria once. that ruled!

Originally posted by VulgarTheClown
i don't really keep track if the entirity of all your posts, but I have read it before. Maybe you miss understand what i was saying, but I never complained about not getting ANY ass...maybe want some new ass, but thats it

Originally posted by Purity
i almost got ganeria once. that ruled! Is it like bungeeing off a bridge knowing the cord is ****ed

but then not having the cord snap :)

Originally posted by Purity
but then not having the cord snap :) of course, of course

Who was the chick?

some wacky gal

Did you know she had a STD, or she told you after? How did you find out?

enough already!!!

NO!!!
















OKAY


























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*ensanity leaves thread*

Did you have to have a culture?

Thats ****ing sick, Tony..What kind of girls are you ****ing with?

yeah they shoved a q-tip up my ****. i was high on speed so it didn't matter.

Holy ****!!! A pool cue?

Originally posted by Allison
Thats ****ing sick, Tony..What kind of girls are you ****ing with?

bizarre ones

Originally posted by Purity
yeah they shoved a q-tip up my ****. i was high on speed so it didn't matter.

That's ouchy. But not as ouchy as a pool cue would be.

Oh...Tony, you sneaky little monkey..You corrected your post and made me look like an ass.

I got the Q tip. Only time I ever fainted.

I couldnt do the Q-Tip.

Originally posted by Allison
made me look like an ass.

never had to be too sneaky for that

You just be careful with that there Gar-ner-ia.

i'll keep that in mind :chomp:

Originally posted by Allison
You just be careful with that there Gar-ner-ia.

I think that if you ignore it just goes away by itself, same as syphilis.

Originally posted by Blue Dawg
I think that if you ignore it just goes away by itself, same as syphilis. New Sig!

HAHAHHAHAHHAHAA