......... get your wordsmith arse in here.

It feels like a life time ago that i had a decent chin-wag with you.

New series of Shameless.... what did you make of the first episode, me lover?

Laddie, these noobs want the pwnage glory, but they aint worthy of a thread in their name in the cunting thunderdome. If their IQ ever goes above 70 would yer pm me to let me know, but they'd have to put some serious cunting work in on that brain train game on the DS just to reach an IQ of about 63.

I despair for em so I do.

How are you me darling?

New series of Shameless.... what did you make of the first episode, me lover?

Call me a shag monkey and spank me till me arse is red raw and stings like an exige left hook, but I aint watched it yet.

What a cunt I am.

Was it good laddie?

I won't lie... i was disappointed, babes.

It was decent, just not great.

I won't lie... i was disappointed, babes.

It was decent, just not great.

The last series was the same though, eh. I think they've ran out of ideas now.

Laddie, I may have told you before, but you should watch Deadwood. It may be some yank telly, but it's cunting good telly, and Ian McShane is trousersnaketastic. He gives me the horn without fail in every episode.

Laddie, if you won the lottery tomorrow, what would yer do with the money?

The last series was the same though, eh. I think they've ran out of ideas now.

Laddie, I may have told you before, but you should watch Deadwood. It may be some yank telly, but it's cunting good telly, and Ian McShane is trousersnaketastic. He gives me the horn without fail in every episode.

Laddie, if you won the lottery tomorrow, what would yer do with the money?

Entice Larsson back to the hoops.

Entice Larsson back to the hoops.

Good choice laddie. He was an immensely talented bum boy, was he not.

I'd build that bum boy beer shaped mosque and make a franchise out of it. There'd be bum boy beer mosques in every city in every country. We'd cunting take over and be on every other corner like an indian newsagents.

...and I'd give MO'N a fair few quid an all.

Shameless has took a tumble, so it has.. But like the simpsons, it shall go on and on.. and on.