"Would you like to play some croquet?" - some engish guy.

"Me and my boyfriend are going to go shop for fanny-packs."

bull****, no one ever said that to you.

"Yeah, yeah...**** my ass"...spoken by one *** to another *** that was found screwing in the bushes at a party that was taking place at a next door neighbours one night...we complaoined to the police about fudge packers in our bushes

were they arested an thrown into jail?

"welcome to the Ultimate fighting challenge!"

Bill Wallace = greatest UFC commentator ever!

Bill Wallace was the man. The man led off the broadcast of UFC 1 with a belch. Awesome ****.

*burp* - Bill "Superfoot" Wallace

He is a class act!

I liked the black guy with an african tribal hat. he was cool.

You said that I heard, not that someone said to me or in what context.

"Are you gonna smoke that pole? If you arent, I am!"
stated Doggfather

Magic, you mean Jim Brown

yeah, Jim Brown - he was the only one who knew nothing about fighting on the commentary table and came off as the most intelligent.