my bday is coming up soon, ill be 22,and i have no clue what to do. IDEAS FROM YOU PARTY PEOPLE PLEASE. :-):crazy2: :crazy2: :crazy2: :crazy2: :crazy2: :crazy2: :crazy2: :crazy2:

Go to church.

Crazy one nighter with me?

yes thats it!!!!! Thank u so much allison!!!! :-)


NOBODY ELSE SAY ANYTHING!!!!!!!! im going to church on my bday

I can dress as a preacher and show you how a church is supposed to go down...

Originally posted by Blue Dawg
Crazy one nighter with me?

No:nonono:

So strippers, 3 bottles of Jager, and some X is out of the question?

Originally posted by The Ensanity
So strippers, 3 bottles of Jager, and some X is out of the question?

NEVER!!!! Those always distinct possibiliteies

i would never do X,male strippers only,and 3 bottles of jager? huh ok

Originally posted by AgonY^x0
No:nonono:

I don't blame you. If I were you I would NEVER cheat on dogg.

I'll tell you what, Kimee.

Get the kids a babysitter the weekend closest to your birthday.

I will kidnap that ass, and haul you on down to Tony's house, where you will party down x0 style with the GhosT, the Dogg, the Blake, The Ensanity and the Purity (had a nice ring to it Tony, sorry... hahahahahaha).

Seriously Kim... try to get babysitting early in the day and it's on. You'll have a good birthday from all of us at Global. Now that you post here all the time, it's only fair that you get to party with us.

i agree with dave- "the purity" does have a nice ring :)

ok, sound great, the weekend of my bday is June 6th,7th and 8th, so like since my bday is the 5th,lets try something for the 6th or 7th..... i will try my hardest to get a babysitter,ill even ask mom heehee

I don't wish I was in LA, but I do wish it was closer....

Ultimate Doggnutz is on the 7th

My B-day is June 8th.. turn 20.. i wanna party with u guys (=

Purity sounds like a monster from nightbreed...member that movie? Was Cabal as a book?

double bday party,sounds fun !!!!!!!!!

Kimee is gonna be there for Ultimate Dognutz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hell yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

woooooohoooooooo why is it called Dognuts????lol

I will decaticate my win to Kimee.

THANK YOU ENSANITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! if something comes up and i canty go, i want u all to hold it against me for a long time....

Your avatar is killin me dude. hahahahahahaha

Remind me of that **** before our match and you will definitely have a win to dedicate to someone.

Originally posted by AgonY^x0
THANK YOU ENSANITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! if something comes up and i canty go, i want u all to hold it against me for a long time.... Trust me...I will hold it against you

thank u

Originally posted by The Ensanity
I will decaticate my win to Kimee.

i say we pit him against matt :devil

Originally posted by Purity
i say we pit him against matt :devil Im dropkickin' ANYBODY i face

Originally posted by The Ensanity
Im dropkickin' ANYBODY i face


HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA

:lol2: :lol1: :lol2: :lol1: :lol2: :lol1: :lol2:

I would NOT want to face Matt. I think he likes inflicting but mostly recieving pain. That presents all sorts of problems for an opponent.

Originally posted by Blue Dawg
I would NOT want to face Matt. I think he likes inflicting but mostly recieving pain. That presents all sorts of problems for an opponent. Very true!

Originally posted by AgonY^x0
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA

:lol2: :lol1: :lol2: :lol1: :lol2: :lol1: :lol2:

I guess its funny, cause its true

YES I FOUND THAT REALLY FUNNY..

Get hammered with Ruff.

BTW: I want to fight first so I can drink :)

Ruff over Lei Tong via ref stoppage in the first. I am bringing it hard.

ok well if i do go my bday wish is to play some good ass hip hop, rap, whatever, i wanna dance!!!! Thats That!!!!!!!

Dave... LOOK OUT FOR THE BLAKE

Me and Ensanity will belly dance for you.

lol ok but i wanna dance too

Of course. I'll wear you out though.

please get over it, once i start dancing i dont stop

That's it we are battling.

ITS ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! see what u started, now i have to go!!

If you win I will barf on Adam.

lol ok, and if you win ill barf on Adam...hahaha

Adam wins either way!!!


Kick ass.

YES HE DOES!!!!!!! to bad he isnt here to see he is a winner!!!!!

a jar of honey, a ****o mag and paper towels........

what a sec that's how I'm spending my birthday nevermind.

huh ok, u have a good damn time with ur honey and ****o....

I always do.

YOU GO BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET YOURS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.student.smsu.edu/s/san232s/hardfunnypics/pho.jpg

:?: ok

We sendindg this out to all the ladies all over the world
Aall the ladies all over the world
All my sexy mamas come on
Come on a come on now
As we proceed to give you what you need
You kno i like it when your body goes

B2k
bump bump bump

P Diddy
Bad Boy, b2k, yo o, talk to em player

Omari
I like your lil sexy style
I love it when you getting wil' (uh, i see you)
Girl in the club wit me
(Come over her let me talk to you for a minute, yeah
I wanna tell you something)
Girl you need to be in magazines
Wit a crown on your head cause you's a ghetto queen
Like bling bling bling (uh come, let me find out)
Tthe way you shakin that sexy (oh)
Body
Shaped like an hour glass (ow)
??
(Yeah, lets do it ya'll)
I wanna get you to myself
I mean me and nobodyelse
Yo do the things we do
Baby there is something that i need from you
(uh, come on, check it out)

Chrous
Baby turn around,
And let me see that sexy body go
Bump bump bump (yeah)
That is all i want to see,
Baby show me (come on)
Baby turn around,
And let me see that sexy body go (yeah)
Bump bump bump
The way you throwin that thing at me (uh yeah)
I can take it

Girl why you teasin me
You gonna have to stop pleasin me (stop teasin me, i want you)
While we're on this floor
You dippin' it roun' and roun'
I love the way you put it down
You makin me scream for more (oh, gimme more, let s go, don't stop come on)
Put your 2way next to mine
Baby hit me anytime
Baby you and me behind close doors (oohh)
Do you want to be my main squeeze
Cop whip, cop shiny things
Girl just come wit me
And go over to the dance floor

Chorus
Baby turn around,
And let me see that sexy body go
Bump bump bump
That is all i want to see,
Baby show me
Baby turn around,
And let me see that sexy body go
Bump bump bump
The way you throwin that thing at me
I can take it

P Diddy
(Yeah, its bad boy baby, check this out
They call me diddy)
Uh dance for nothin mami
Plans for take a
Get on the floor
Set it up more
Shake it mami
Lets ride
Um your clyde
You can be my bonnie
See you type for me
Mami so right for me
Man she can move it
Love when she dance to the music
She makes me wanna stand like a fool stiff
Her hands are so smooth that
Just a simple touch make me loose it
Girl, that's enough
Stop moving
Bump that
I pump that
Girl bring it to me
Pump that
I want that
Girl sing it wit me like
du du du du duda du du du
du du du du duda du du du
So lets do it again mami
You and a friend mami
Money aint a thing mami
What i gotta spend mami
Put up you hands for me
That's how you dance for me
Shake it like you can hunni
Take it from your man mami

Baby turn around,
And let me see that sexy body go (oooo)
Bump bump bump
That is all i want to see,
Baby show me (let me ya)
Baby turn around, (b2k)
And let me see that sexy body go (bad boy)
(They call me diddy) bump bump bump
The way you throwin that thing at me
I can take it

I see you chris

You kno i like it when your body go
Bump bump bump

Don't stop

Lets go, lets go

Baby turn around and let me see that body go
Bump bump bump

C'mon
Lets go
C'mon
Lets go

And another one

Its pandamonium baby



this is the song i wanna dance to,so anyone who will be there, this is my request

Damn its been so long since I partied that I drink a beer and I am done with...

I would grab a nice cuban cigar and some bourbon to start with

mmmmmmmmmmmmmm cigar

i feel u on that kato, i have 2 kids and im gonna be 22, i havnt partyed since i was 17.... :-(

Wheres th'weed?

ENSANITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! we are gonna boogie to this song


In Da Club

Go, go, go, go
Go, go, go shawty
It's your birthday
We gon' party like it's yo birthday
We gon' sip Bacardi like it's your birthday
And you know we don't give a ****
It's not your birthday!

[Chorus] (2x)
You can find me in the club, bottle full of bub
Look mami I got the X if you into taking drugs
I'm into having sex, I ain't into making love
So come give me a hug if you into to getting rubbed

[Verse]
When I pull out up front, you see the Benz on dubs
When I roll 20 deep, it's 20 knives in the club
*****s heard I **** with Dre, now they wanna show me love
When you sell like Eminem, and the hoes they wanna ****
But homie ain't nothing change, hoe's down, G's up
I see Xzibit in the cut hey ***** roll that weed up
If you watch how I move you'll mistake me for a playa or pimp
Been hit wit a few shells but I dont walk wit a limp
In the hood, in L.A. they saying "50 you hot"
They like me, I want them to love me like they love 'Pac
But holla in New York them *****s'll tell ya I'm loco
And the plan is to put the rap game in a choke hold
I'm fully focused man, my money on my mind
I got a mill out the deal and I'm still on the grind
Now shawty said she feeling my style, she feeling my flow
Her girlfriend willin to get bi and they ready to go

[Chorus] (2x)

[Bridge]
My flow, my show brought me the doe
That bought me all my fancy things
My crib, my cars, my pools, my jewels
Look ***** I done came up and I ain't changed

[Verse]
And you should love it, way more then you hate it
***** you mad? I thought that you'd be happy I made it
I'm that cat by the bar toasting to the good life
You that ****** ass ***** trying to pull me back right?
When my joint get to pumpin in the club it's on
I wink my eye at ya *****, if she smiles she gone
If the roof on fire, let the mother****er burn
If you talking bout money homie, I ain't concerned
I'm a tell you what Banks told me cause go 'head switch the style up
If the *****s hate then let 'em hate
Watch the money pile up
Or we go upside they wit a bottle of bub
They know where we ****in be

[Chorus] (2x)

[Talking]
(laughing) Don't try to act like you ain't know where we been either *****
In the club all the time *****, its about to pop off *****
G-Unit
Shady/Aftermath

In that case love I hope you party your b-u-t-t off. I am 31 and we have 5 kids between me and bzob

Kato...you kick it with Bzob?

wow u are mommy of the year, girl i give u credit, you are young and handiling your ****, YOU GO GIRL..........
My daughter is already 1 and my son turns 3 tomorrow, i think its about time i party....

Bend over and let all the guys on GlobalMMA stick it in your ass!!!! Well except Dave Hojak. That wouldnt be right.

HELLO KAMINO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! bzob and kato are 1, if u no what i mean!!!!!!!!!! where have u been buddy?

Originally posted by AgonY^x0
HELLO KAMINO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! bzob and kato are 1, if u no what i mean!!!!!!!!!! where have u been buddy?
Got some ass today(she wasn't all that, but it'll do) and saw my baby cousin. What you do today?

I guess you didnt like my idea huh?

tuffguy,ur idea sucks ass..


Kamino, are u asking me what i did today?

Originally posted by AgonY^x0
tuffguy,ur idea sucks ass..


Kamino, are u asking me what i did today?
Yeah gurl

Originally posted by Kamino
Yeah gurl

Kamino , eat bag of ****!!!!!!!!!!!!

i just kicked back right here,cleaned the pad,played games with my kids,now im drinking chillin on the computer..

how was ur day??????

Originally posted by TuffGuy
Kamino , eat bag of ****!!!!!!!!!!!!
How 'bout I "rampage' you on your skull lil beeyatch.

Originally posted by AgonY^x0
i just kicked back right here,cleaned the pad,played games with my kids,now im drinking chillin on the computer..

how was ur day??????
All in all, good. Plannin' on get my forearms all tatted up with tribal flames. That **** gonna be mad expensive though.

Originally posted by Kamino
All in all, good. Plannin' on get my forearms all tatted up with tribal flames. That **** gonna be mad expensive though.

Thats pretty original. You and every other ****ing **** chuggin ******!!!!!!

Originally posted by TuffGuy
Thats pretty original. You and every other ****ing **** chuggin ******!!!!!!
You know what. Despite your name, it's quite the contrary. Bein' a 24/7 'net badass must be tiring. I won't waste vulgar comments on you. Carry on my boy.

Ruffneck, belly dance.... BWWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAA

my idea is you shut the hell up

Originally posted by AgonY^x0
ENSANITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! we are gonna boogie to this song


In Da Club

Go, go, go, go
Go, go, go shawty
It's your birthday
We gon' party like it's yo birthday
We gon' sip Bacardi like it's your birthday
And you know we don't give a ****
It's not your birthday!

[Chorus] (2x)
You can find me in the club, bottle full of bub
Look mami I got the X if you into taking drugs
I'm into having sex, I ain't into making love
So come give me a hug if you into to getting rubbed

[Verse]
When I pull out up front, you see the Benz on dubs
When I roll 20 deep, it's 20 knives in the club
*****s heard I **** with Dre, now they wanna show me love
When you sell like Eminem, and the hoes they wanna ****
But homie ain't nothing change, hoe's down, G's up
I see Xzibit in the cut hey ***** roll that weed up
If you watch how I move you'll mistake me for a playa or pimp
Been hit wit a few shells but I dont walk wit a limp
In the hood, in L.A. they saying "50 you hot"
They like me, I want them to love me like they love 'Pac
But holla in New York them *****s'll tell ya I'm loco
And the plan is to put the rap game in a choke hold
I'm fully focused man, my money on my mind
I got a mill out the deal and I'm still on the grind
Now shawty said she feeling my style, she feeling my flow
Her girlfriend willin to get bi and they ready to go

[Chorus] (2x)

[Bridge]
My flow, my show brought me the doe
That bought me all my fancy things
My crib, my cars, my pools, my jewels
Look ***** I done came up and I ain't changed

[Verse]
And you should love it, way more then you hate it
***** you mad? I thought that you'd be happy I made it
I'm that cat by the bar toasting to the good life
You that ****** ass ***** trying to pull me back right?
When my joint get to pumpin in the club it's on
I wink my eye at ya *****, if she smiles she gone
If the roof on fire, let the mother****er burn
If you talking bout money homie, I ain't concerned
I'm a tell you what Banks told me cause go 'head switch the style up
If the *****s hate then let 'em hate
Watch the money pile up
Or we go upside they wit a bottle of bub
They know where we ****in be

[Chorus] (2x)

[Talking]
(laughing) Don't try to act like you ain't know where we been either *****
In the club all the time *****, its about to pop off *****
G-Unit
Shady/Aftermath No doubt...Im moving my hips now.

heehee

I just busted in to an all out Harlem Shake

I just busted in to an all out Harlem Shake

Originally posted by The Ensanity
I just busted in to an all out Harlem Shake

here i go i busting the crip walk!!!!!!!

with your harlem shake and me doiing the crip walk,

I FEEL LIKE WE ARE AT THE


SOOOOOUUUULLLLLLL TTTRRRRRAAAAIIIINNNNNNNNNN

Im turning around...YEP! Im freakin' you...Boy can I shake my ASS

SHAKE IT DONT BREAK IT, EVERYBODY GET BUTT NAKED!!!!!!

PUERTO!

HO!

PUERTO!

HO!

Originally posted by Kamino
Kato...you kick it with Bzob?
Yeah...he is my babies daddy..hahahaha that was GHETTO

This is our family a year ago. We need to update it and place Ana Cecilia in it.

http://www.angelfire.com/moon/kato/__hr_family.jpg

This is me a year ago also.http://www.angelfire.com/moon/kato/ladilla3.jpg

x-mas lights in summer, tastefull.

They are white and since we spend so much time in the summer time outside its nice to have at night with candles lighting the yard..of course this was before dogs.

gman shut up

I'm a *******

Sometime I park in handycap spaces well handycapped people make handycapped face's.

its not his fault that he lacks creativity Agony... ;)

he is a weird, uncreative fat man..lol

Well I hope you have a great time, post pic of the babies, I love to see them...and of the party of course...sorry I am on mommy mode 24/7 lol

yeah im gonna tell my brother to scan a pic and post it for me, so hopeful soon i can show my kids off to... :-)

Originally posted by ArjukanpoKarate
Ruffneck, belly dance.... BWWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAA

Don't laugh at me!!! :(

LOL

Ill belly dance with you, ruffy

Kick ass.

Originally posted by AgonY^x0
he is a weird, uncreative fat man..lol

I am what I am.

Kato, What a beautiful Pic of you and the Fam. :)

I didn't read the thread because tis seven pages long. What happened?

Swith to 40 post per page...its only 3 pages long

3 pages too many

Originally posted by LukeDothSucketh
3 pages too many How do you know if you dont read it

That one blew my mind

Originally posted by ArjukanpoKarate
Kato, What a beautiful Pic of you and the Fam. :)


Thanks Arju :)

Vegas

Originally posted by Wushu
Vegas

?