I once watched a movie where a guy ate the rim of a glass, chewed it, then spit it in the glass and gave it to a dude.

I think the guy responded with " all right ill pay "

If some broke ass mother****er owed you money what would be your form of intimidation?

my friend owes me over $500..i awkwardly ask if they are going to pay it back every week or so. any advice would be appreciated.

I am owed over $10,000 by so called "friends". I will never see that money, its the price I had to pay to learn that they weren't friends.

call them every 20 min
ask forthe money
call there mom ask them
ask there mom to talk to them

go to there house and beat them sensless and get it back

go to small claims court

If you ain't capable of LeBannering a *****, take 'em to court...let the judge rampage 'em on their domes.

If possible, take pictures of their loved ones sleeping. Worked for whitey Bulger.

Ive learned something: never lend out money.
but if you do heres a few things that could help
1: send death threats to their parents
2: if they have children stalk them and if u can steal their book bag or even steal the kid. delivering fingers to the person in the mail is a good way to get your 25 dollars back
3:Get a job at the same place they work at
4: have sex with their girlfriend or even better have sex with their children
5:when their walking down the street gently stab them in the spleen, it wont kill them but it will get the point across

And thats all folks......

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Originally posted by wondermut
I am owed over $10,000 by so called "friends". I will never see that money, its the price I had to pay to learn that they weren't friends.

i am not your friend. with that in mind.... you will get your money.:lol1:

slowly poison them and tell then the antidote cost the money owed to you.....and then some if you want.

10 K is a bit much to just let slide man.

Here's what I would do...

I'd buy a kitten from the local pet store.. set up a video camera at my house facing the wall..

I'd nail the kitten to the wall on all four of his paws.. take a knife and gut it letting it's insides spill to the floor.. then write with it's blood on the wall: "You're next if you don't pay"

Then take the video tape and write his name on it, break into his house when he's not home and leave it on his bed.

I would agree with mouse in theory, but video tape=evidence. I would scare the person on a VERY personal level. If they have kids intimidation is easier. I would do a quick intimidation and then go from there if the situation still required it. I would like to suggest that you stop loaning out money unless you look at it as a profitable venture and are willing to collect.