If you had the choice to be the most seductive lover where no member of the opposite sex could possibly resist you.. but you would never be able to have physical sex..

or you were to be the ugliest and most disgusting individual on the planet but able to live forever 'till the end of our world's physical time... which would you choose?

:devil

The ugly immortal. BTW, where's that probe you promised me?

I would be ugly and live forever. I would get a face lift and in the distant future i would think that corrective surgery would become more sofisticated and more competively priced

I would be ugly and live forever. I would get a face lift and in the distant future i would think that corrective surgery would become more sofisticated and more competively priced

Wouldn't help, people would still not even be able to say your name without vomitting uncontrollably until they cough up blood and go into convultions on the ground.

I'd fly to the moon and go **** moon dirt.

Originally posted by Mouse
Wouldn't help, people would still not even be able to say your name without vomitting uncontrollably until they cough up blood and go into convultions on the ground.

Yes but there's still hope.

A life without hope, which is the alternative you are offering (and lets face it - a life where you could not get laid, is one without hope), is, well, in a word, ****.

- J.

Originally posted by Mouse
Wouldn't help, people would still not even be able to say your name without vomitting uncontrollably until they cough up blood and go into convultions on the ground.


Well since i was going to live forever, I would become a super Hero and start kicking ass

Originally posted by The Jake
Yes but there's still hope.

A life without hope, which is the alternative you are offering (and lets face it - a life where you could not get laid, is one without hope), is, well, in a word, ****.

- J.

I think we'd be over it in a few hundred years.

A life without hope, which is the alternative you are offering (and lets face it - a life where you could not get laid, is one without hope), is, well, in a word, ****.

There are no exceptions, or ways around this.. you cannot choose death or anything else. You cannot manipulate fate when it only gives you two paths. When forced to choose a set path, there is no hope for change... it's already written in the book of destiny.

I would to start to believe, and proceed Neo to the title of "The One". Afterwards, I'd go have a few Miller's and smoke a phat ass bowl of cloud 9.

I would live forever and do death defying stunts

:stupid:

looking good. 18 years ugly is long enough, i just couldn't imagine an eternity.

Originally posted by Mouse
There are no exceptions, or ways around this.. you cannot choose death or anything else. You cannot manipulate fate when it only gives you two paths. When forced to choose a set path, there is no hope for change... it's already written in the book of destiny.


Yes that's right.

Given the destiny you have laid out it comes down to:

slim hope vs. no hope.

I could write more to explain it but I'm tired and accidently wiped it out and now it's too late and I can't be ****ed.

And any sane person will pick the option with hope vs. one without. To do otherwise defies logic and human nature.

- J.

That is, working with the presumption of what Matt said and that there is no way to cheat these fates he's described....

The ugly person still has a chance of getting laid. Matt didn't say he would never be able to (only that the odds were against him).

Hey, small price to pay for immortality. Can anyone say NOSFERATU?

- J.

Why would you wanna be beautiful if can't get laid? On the other hand living forever and being ugly also means that you're probably gonna get no tang. Either way means no sex, so I rather be beautiful and die.

Exactly.. but seeing as how anybody will vomitt blood with just the sound of your name.. let alone see you in person, the probability of getting laid is slimm to none.. might as well start diggin up graves and bringin some jelly to lube up the dead ladies *****, because any..well (most) living human beings wouldn't ever **** you while they are alive.

Originally posted by Mouse
Exactly.. but seeing as how anybody will vomitt blood with just the sound of your name.. let alone see you in person, the probability of getting laid is slimm to none.. might as well start diggin up graves and bringin some jelly to lube up the dead ladies *****, because any..well (most) living human beings wouldn't ever **** you while they are alive.

No it's not.

Your options still come down to hope (however slim) vs. none.

It's that simple.

- J.

If you had the choice to be the most seductive lover where no member of the opposite sex could possibly resist you.. but you would never be able to have physical sex..


Id pick this one. Living forever would make me mad after awhile. Im already tired of seeing boneheads constantly repeat mistakes and eternity of that **** is like a hot poker on my balls.

at least the seductive one can get me money as a sex Icon and I can use it to OD on my drug of preferance.

I think i wouldn't choose wither. neither sounds to apetizing

Got to go with ugly. I get to run around like Dark man fighting people and ****.
My underground hideout would have a chem lab where I could preserve dead females and do my worse.
She'll never talk back.
If im having a bad day, Its acually all right to slap her. The dead dont complain.

yes NOSFERATU

Matter of fact, I want to change my answer. I like Hansil's crime fighter edge on it. after that I can do as many drugs as I want and never die from it (cool episode of HIGHLANDER) and liek mentioned in Transpotting "take the best orgasm you have ever had and multiply it by 1000" and that is how you describe smack. without the negative part of it its not so bad.

I choose Immortal Crime fighter with secret Identity.

Originally posted by The Blake
yes NOSFERATU


He pretty much nailed it right on the head.