View Full Version : A word of caution for married couples (urgent!)
The Jake 05-12-2003, 04:41 AM I got this from SeldomTap and I wanted to spread this around:
Apparently, and this is highly documented, the chemical reaction between female genes and golden bands worn on left hand ring fingers does produce slight chemical imbalances in the female psyche and can as a by-product, result in possessiveness and mild psychosis.
You have been warned!
- J.
The Golden Bear 05-12-2003, 04:42 AM boooolshet
realkaps 05-12-2003, 04:44 AM I hope I am dead before I am foolish enough to get married.....
The Jake 05-12-2003, 05:04 AM Originally posted by kaps
I hope I am dead before I am foolish enough to get married.....
I think you're foolish already and hope you do die soon.
http://members.optushome.com.au/thejake/bullet-pwned.jpg
- J.
realkaps 05-12-2003, 05:18 AM I hope I die soon too, and I found you that pic, you gotta use it against me?
The Jake 05-12-2003, 07:16 AM Yes.
Sucks to be you, eh?
- J.
realkaps 05-12-2003, 08:56 AM No being me is okay, I just want to die soon......
ArjukanpoKarate 05-12-2003, 04:25 PM Originally posted by The Jake
I got this from SeldomTap and I wanted to spread this around:
Apparently, and this is highly documented, the chemical reaction between female genes and golden bands worn on left hand ring fingers does produce slight chemical imbalances in the female psyche and can as a by-product, result in possessiveness and mild psychosis.
You have been warned!
- J.
You wish that were true don't you. I really don't think so. I want to see some proof of such a thing.
You know you can't believe everything Seldom tells you. If he said come on dude lets go jump of a 1000 foot bridge into ice water, it will be fun. Would you do it? I think not cuz the fall would kill you.
So when I see some proof maybe then well see if I change my answer.
TuffGuy 05-12-2003, 04:39 PM Keep your martial shortcomings to yourselves. We arent the idiots that were stupid enough to ruin our lives. Take it some place else. The Jake, I miss you.
ArjukanpoKarate 05-12-2003, 04:43 PM STFU Tuffguy. :fu:
Bluecifer 05-12-2003, 05:00 PM Getting married=pulling blanket over one's head and shutting off ones options forever or until the divorce where little slut gets half your **** just for doing your laundry.
Valerie 05-12-2003, 06:03 PM Wow, you guys have got some issues
Bluecifer 05-12-2003, 06:04 PM Issues? What do you mean?
Valerie 05-12-2003, 06:08 PM Just not all marriages are like that. You can make it different. I guess it really matters on who you marry, right?
Bluecifer 05-12-2003, 06:10 PM I don't know. I can't make relationships work.
Valerie 05-12-2003, 06:11 PM awww, you will eventually
Bluecifer 05-12-2003, 06:18 PM Doubt it, but that's ok.
The Jake 05-12-2003, 08:42 PM Originally posted by ArjukanpoKarate
You wish that were true don't you. I really don't think so. I want to see some proof of such a thing.
You know you can't believe everything Seldom tells you. If he said come on dude lets go jump of a 1000 foot bridge into ice water, it will be fun. Would you do it? I think not cuz the fall would kill you.
So when I see some proof maybe then well see if I change my answer.
The proof?
I have told you this is proof, therefore it is true. That should be sufficient.
I think you haven't read this (http://www.globalmma.net/community/showthread.php?s=&threadid=8082) properly yet!
Lemme know when you read this and still have further questions, ok? :)
- J.
Kamino 05-12-2003, 08:50 PM Whats marriage? Is it that thing where evil girls make men lives miserable as hell and end all fun?
seldomTap 05-12-2003, 08:52 PM Originally posted by Blue Dawg
Getting married=pulling blanket over one's head and shutting off ones options forever or until the divorce where little slut gets half your **** just for doing your laundry.
I am going to print that on a t shirt
The Jake 05-12-2003, 10:10 PM Seldom, that's like the worst fear of any married man! I swear!
**** like that is enough to turn men into the dreaded emotionless womaniser they fear.
I swear, I reckon half the time they're directly responsible for creating their own worst nightmares!
- J.
Kamino 05-12-2003, 10:14 PM I need beer dammit
ArjukanpoKarate 05-13-2003, 12:27 AM Originally posted by The Jake
The proof?
I have told you this is proof, therefore it is true. That should be sufficient.
I think you haven't read this (http://www.globalmma.net/community/showthread.php?s=&threadid=8082) properly yet!
Lemme know when you read this and still have further questions, ok? :)
- J.
DIE *Grrrr* http://www.gamers-forums.com/smilies/ups/kamikaze/smilie_mush.gif
That is so wrong that you would say stuff like that....
Cuz I know you don't do this stuff in front of me. :whipped:
The Jake 05-13-2003, 06:32 AM Originally posted by ArjukanpoKarate
DIE *Grrrr* http://www.gamers-forums.com/smilies/ups/kamikaze/smilie_mush.gif
That is so wrong that you would say stuff like that....
Cuz I know you don't do this stuff in front of me. :whipped:
That's not true!
I'd say it to your face!
I'd just make sure there's a good table length of distance between us and I had access to a room with a lock on the door...
- J.
seems to me that the honeymoon is over
ArjukanpoKarate 05-13-2003, 03:21 PM Jake, yeah you better....
Kato, we're only like this when we are more than 10,000 miles apart.....
I'm just teasing... I know how it is
...and how did you take that my love?
AgonYx0 05-13-2003, 05:25 PM wow, this is a war zone, im outta here!!!!!
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