... I was thrusting away, thinking I was gonna break the arse of this guy I was bumming.

I thought to myself "one more thrust or a stray gust of wind and the kid's out of there - thankyou and GOODNIGHT."

But the kid just would not be denied.

haha

hey dukey tell me, what does barry mcguigans **** taste like?

haha

hey dukey tell me, what does barry mcguigans **** taste like?

I love being teabagged by that kid.

He normally drops his right leg in first... sorry, I meant left testicle, hard to say what I'm seeing sometimes, I get confused.

I do worry a little about the way Bob, sorry, Barry starts thrusting so early cos I don't think he's gonna last the course - but the kid just will not be denied!

lmao ****ing classic mate

im trying to think of some other catchphrases that commentators use all the time, cant think of one off the top of my head though

Is it true you shook Jim Watt to the soles of his Boots?

Have you had Jim Rosenthal? What was that ****er like?

Jim Watt's a great shag, but he has the habit of staying away and doing jump thrusts from several feet. Sometimes, in Jim's own words, he's a wee bit scrappy and misses my arsehole. But other times his ****'s straight up there and it's a full blooded shot.

However, that kid Rosenthal is the best. I had him last night - twice, in fact. I had him backing up onto my **** so that his arsehole went right down the pipe - I just would not be denied!

You and Jonny Nelson would make a great couple:kiss:.

I had Johnny Nelson. In Johnny's words, he was a good shag because he knew exactly what he was doing - nice, crisp, short thrusts, dummying to the side and then doubling up on the ****.

However, when it was my turn to give the **** I took it all out of Johnny - the kid had absolutely nuffinck left, I PROMISE YOU.

Oh i, i always thought that smarmy cunt rated himself as a bit of a smoothy:hitit: . What about Steve Bunce then; there was a rumour flying about when you were both commentating on the Hatton-Castillo fight for Setanta:luvbed: . We all saw Buncey in his hawaiian shirts:ugh: , or are you a bit of a racist cunt?:wt:.

Steve's a lousy shag. With him, it's all me, me, me. He only cares about himself in there.