View Full Version : Yeah! Expensive digital photo phun! (Me nude inside!!!1)
Magic Man 05-10-2003, 12:05 PM I happened to borrow a friend's $3000 digital still cam tonite and I'm trying to figure it out...it's a sexy piece of equipment, so I decided to shoot a sexy piece of meat...me.
This is me getting ready for a big battle with pikachu.
http://www.users.on.net/bobbyeow/Photos/MagicMan.jpg
...more pictures to come! Maybe even a pic of me wacking off to necro-****!!!!1!
- m
Curly Howard 05-10-2003, 12:09 PM If you're only 155 lbs....then you must be about 5'3"????
Magic Man 05-10-2003, 12:15 PM I'm 5' 6" dammit!
realkaps 05-10-2003, 12:16 PM With heels on......
Magic Man 05-10-2003, 12:16 PM see here, look, Jake and Seldom are about 6' 1" or something...I AM NOT A MIDGIT!~!!!!1 Well okay, I am, but not 5' 3"..
http://www.users.on.net/bobbyeow/Photos/Group2.jpg
Curly Howard 05-10-2003, 12:22 PM It's just that I'm 5'10" and I couldn't carry that much muscle at that weight
Magic Man 05-10-2003, 12:31 PM A lot of people think I am heavier than I am - very strange.
Curly Howard 05-10-2003, 12:36 PM you're built like me with the small wrists and head and probably ankles too. I think that's why we can carry muscle and not too much weight
Magic Man 05-10-2003, 12:38 PM I have a small head? woohoo! I always thought I had a mutant sized noggin.
how much do you weigh btw curly pop? around 170?
Curly Howard 05-10-2003, 12:49 PM 150 on my way back to 155
Magic Man 05-10-2003, 12:56 PM wtf? at 5' 10" ??? Are you fairly slim at this stage?
rtbrouwer 05-10-2003, 01:14 PM 5'10 and 150 is skinny? LOL, 2 years ago I was 6'2 150lbs...... hahaha I am 6'2 174 now...
Magic Man 05-10-2003, 01:27 PM holy ****ski! 6'2 and 150lb?!?!?! were you ever blown over by a gust of wind rt?
zioxoiz 05-10-2003, 02:55 PM you arent fully nude, what a rip off.
DOGGx0 05-10-2003, 03:19 PM Originally posted by Magic Man
I AM NOT A MIDGIT!~!!!!1 Well okay, I am, but not 5' 3"..
die a short life.
VulgarTheClown 05-10-2003, 03:51 PM you look like Hermes
Fallout 05-10-2003, 04:40 PM What a ripoff.
I was hoping to see some jewish/polish male ****.
I've be had
Magic, you do look pretty big for your weight. 6'2 and 150 is umm skinny to say the least.
Allison 05-10-2003, 07:20 PM Magic, this sheds a whole new light on you...
:lovers:
Magic Man 05-10-2003, 07:23 PM Hi Allison, I love you and your pet dinosaur.
- m
Allison 05-10-2003, 07:24 PM I adore you.
The Jake 05-10-2003, 07:25 PM I wish I could cut weight.
I need to stick to a consistent diet of chicken and rice six times a day....
- J.
Magic Man 05-10-2003, 07:30 PM Originally posted by Allison
I adore you.
Lets cyber.
- m
ps. Jake, you'll get there mate.
The Golden Bear 05-10-2003, 07:35 PM MM, will i get there some day?
Magic Man 05-10-2003, 07:37 PM sorry Blake, unfortunately you won't mate :(
- m
ps. you can drink urine...its sterile.
The Golden Bear 05-10-2003, 07:38 PM how much pounds will i lose
Magic Man 05-10-2003, 07:43 PM depends on which body part you decide to chop off - I hear the ass is the tastiest to boil.
The Golden Bear 05-10-2003, 07:46 PM Originally posted by The Jake
I need to stick to a consistent diet of chicken and rice six times a day....
- J.
Is that a good plan?
The Jake 05-10-2003, 07:47 PM Blake -
Yeah relatively, if you keep the portions small enough.
MM-
I'm just glad there's no shots of you kissing the camera or playing with your nipples like Tanner did..... *shudder*
- J.
Magic Man 05-10-2003, 07:55 PM blake - if you want to really learn more about losing body fat, go have a look in the training forum, check out my "fatloss 101" thread.
- m
ps. Jake...now theres an idea!
The Jake 05-10-2003, 09:08 PM Magic, do it. I can make some more ROMO pics for the forum...
-J.
Magic Man 05-10-2003, 09:16 PM oooo tittilating...I'll be right back!
The Jake 05-10-2003, 10:13 PM http://www.alcofielen.com/pics/forumpics/gay/thread.jpg
- The Jake
Magic Man 05-10-2003, 10:14 PM http://www.users.on.net/bobbyeow/Cartoon.gif
The Jake 05-10-2003, 10:16 PM You blatant homo!
Go play with your nipples, sick cunt.
- J.
Kamino 05-10-2003, 10:17 PM The Joke think's he on a run, goin' round here posting lame, outdated ass p3ned pics I saw when Clinton was prez. Chill the **** out or get KTFO!
The Jake 05-10-2003, 10:18 PM http://www.alcofielen.com/pics/forumpics/eat****whore.jpg
- The Jake
Kamino 05-10-2003, 10:22 PM I shall reframe from usin' lame ass pics to say what I need to say, so hear ye hear ye. YOU ARE A ****ING ROMO,USING A LAME ASS PROMO AND BEING GAY IS A NO NO
The Jake 05-10-2003, 10:26 PM You sad mofo... you just wish you thought of it first.
You have been officially...
http://members.optushome.com.au/thejake/bullet-pwned.jpg
- The Jake
Magic Man 05-10-2003, 10:41 PM who is kamino?
Curly Howard 05-10-2003, 10:42 PM Originally posted by Magic Man
who is kamino?
No one
Magic Man 05-10-2003, 10:46 PM not even a person?
Kamino 05-10-2003, 10:48 PM Nope, not even a person...
VulgarTheClown 05-10-2003, 10:59 PM JAKE!
Chicken is cool but the rice is too much carbs. do it with no rice, noodles, white potato, or bread.
do veggies like broccoli. It worked for me.
The Jake 05-10-2003, 11:02 PM That's a good point actually...
Rice in the AM, veggies in the PM :)
- The Jake
VulgarTheClown 05-10-2003, 11:07 PM I cut out as many GI carbs as possible at 2pm.
I have a weekly/bi-weekly cheat day on sundays.
Definately watch out for rice.
Also beware of fruits in the afternoons.
Curly Howard 05-10-2003, 11:13 PM Originally posted by VulgarTheClown
Also beware of fruits in the afternoons.
and **** in the evening
Magic Man 05-11-2003, 12:55 AM hahaha...oh you might find this of interest - white rice is relatively high GI compared to other types of rice such as brown rice.
shadow 05-11-2003, 04:07 AM Lookin good Magic.
Magic Man 05-11-2003, 04:17 AM thanks kage, I've a ****ing long way to go though - but hey, half the fun is the journey eh.
The Golden Bear 05-11-2003, 04:22 AM what is the final stage for MM? Or shall i say .. What is Magic Man 1.0?
Magic Man 05-11-2003, 04:35 AM becoming franco:
http://digilander.libero.it/mrolympia2/fc50.jpg
The Golden Bear 05-11-2003, 04:36 AM good goal
Magic Man 05-11-2003, 04:39 AM yes, Franco is my daddy you know.
shadow 05-11-2003, 05:10 AM You're still young Magic. You have a lot of time to pack on mass naturally. Keep hammerin away.
Magic Man 05-11-2003, 05:56 AM yeah, thats the way I intend to go kage, I dont really want to use rear ever - I find too many people suddenly go on it when really, just a better diet or a bit more persistence would push them thru a barrier.
shadow 05-11-2003, 06:12 AM I agree totally. I've always relied on my 2 nuts for testosterone, not from a syringe up the ass. Proper diet, training technique and adequate rest will get you a long way.
You see all these juicers having health problems somewhere down the line. Even Flex Wheeler said if he could go back in time he would never had juiced.
Too bad Travis Spackman and Gordy Torture AKA Steve Pell isnt around to emphasize that point in CAPS LOCK
Magic Man 05-11-2003, 06:15 AM hehe, I remember them!
hows your training going kage? What weight you at now at what height mate?
submission_guy 05-11-2003, 06:23 AM what are your stats for deadlift/squat/bench now magic?
Magic Man 05-11-2003, 06:31 AM still about the same, I came off a pretty bad injury about a week or so ago, and I've only really started lifting properly again - for a month I couldn't do any back, limited chest, limited bis and tris, so only really legs.
Stats atm:
weight - 155lb
height - 5'6"
bench - 85kg for 8
squat - 120kg for 2
deadlift - 140 for 2
so I've been pretty level for now, can't really push too much.
submission_guy 05-11-2003, 06:37 AM i benched 85kg the other day for the first time, not sure about my other stats tho. think i weight about 65kg
Magic Man 05-11-2003, 06:39 AM how many reps did you push out? very decent tho, if it's full range.
submission_guy 05-11-2003, 06:42 AM 3 reps, with no decent spotter i didnt really push tho, i havent lifted in like 3 months due to injuries/MT/cardio
Magic Man 05-11-2003, 06:45 AM thats pretty decent then, I'm hoping by the end of the year to be repping sets on 100kg, at the moment I can only get 2 reps :(
submission_guy 05-11-2003, 06:46 AM at 5'10 65kg i'm thinking i can afford to bulk up a little, so i will hit the weights a lot more seriously when i get the time
Magic Man 05-11-2003, 06:48 AM you can afford to bulk up plenty mate, I'm about 70kg atm and I still intend to increase weight over time.
submission_guy 05-11-2003, 06:49 AM yeah taking up judo soon so i will be training like 6 days a week for 2 hours, gains won't come easy. and i'm hijacking again, nice pic.....
Magic Man 05-11-2003, 06:52 AM **** man, sounds like you got a full plate! yeah, Judo is good - but make sure the **** you learn is good, if they get you to spend endless hours thorwing and defending knife hand attacks, just stick with MT until you move down to adelaide.
shadow 05-11-2003, 06:54 AM Im 5'9-5'10 at 220lbs right now. I dont know my body fat %, but its not too bad...just a little bit of luv handles.
submission_guy 05-11-2003, 06:57 AM Originally posted by Magic Man
**** man, sounds like you got a full plate! yeah, Judo is good - but make sure the **** you learn is good, if they get you to spend endless hours thorwing and defending knife hand attacks, just stick with MT until you move down to adelaide.
yeah i was going to take wrestling but it's on MT nights, so judo will do, i will still be focusing on MT
Magic Man 05-11-2003, 07:32 AM actually, if you're going to do bjj, honestly, wrestling is GREAT investment - the ground work in that PWNS judokas.
Magic Man 05-11-2003, 07:33 AM ...at least the judokas in au.
submission_guy 05-11-2003, 07:35 AM Originally posted by Magic Man
actually, if you're going to do bjj, honestly, wrestling is GREAT investment - the ground work in that PWNS judokas.
yeah but MT pwns all :lol2:
The Jake 05-11-2003, 07:42 AM Wish I could train with you and Seldom, M, on a regular basis.
I'd help get your bench up in no time! :)
I'm gonna try and get Blake to go back. I need someone that can help me hit the 400 barrier on bench!
- J.
Magic Man 05-11-2003, 08:05 AM yeah that would be cool :) I'm sure Seldom could help me get my bench up too, but all he says when I see him nowadays is "PWN3d!!!1"...so now hes useless.
seldomTap 05-11-2003, 11:27 PM PWn3D!!!!1
VulgarTheClown 05-11-2003, 11:29 PM PWNED!
ArjukanpoKarate 05-12-2003, 01:12 AM Nice Pic Magic. :)
The Jake 05-12-2003, 04:38 AM Originally posted by ArjukanpoKarate
Nice Pic Magic. :)
WHAT ARE YOU DOING LOOKING AT PICS OF NUDE GUYS, MMMM???
A POX UPON YOU! :)
- J.
The Jake 05-12-2003, 04:39 AM Originally posted by Magic Man
yeah that would be cool :) I'm sure Seldom could help me get my bench up too, but all he says when I see him nowadays is "PWN3d!!!1"...so now hes useless.
That's funny.... he tells me it's you that says it.
I believe it too!
- J.
Magic Man 05-12-2003, 06:18 AM I do say it a lot, but now "PWN3d!!1" is all that is left in Seldom's vocab.
Thanks arju :)
- m
submission_guy 05-12-2003, 06:53 AM i have found myself saying pwn3d quite a lot lately, but all my friends are like WTF is owned
Magic Man 05-12-2003, 07:41 AM yeah no ****...I still say it thought then laugh at them and point at them and say "POWNED!"...which is how I pronounce it.
I hate little skinny people
Die
Die
Die
Magic Man 05-12-2003, 11:17 AM bzob was once pwned by a little skinny person...
PWN3d!!!1
The Jake 05-12-2003, 01:11 PM Originally posted by Magic Man
yeah no ****...I still say it thought then laugh at them and point at them and say "POWNED!"...which is how I pronounce it.
Stop teasing my wife **** TEASE.
And stop saying POWNED like you're cool. You're not. You're a gay mother ****er that wears BILLY BLANKS gloves in an effort to be cool, like STEVEN SEGAL.
http://www.adrenalineradio.com/hear_the_blues_with_russell/images/13-_Steven_Segal.jpg
***.
- J.
Magic Man 05-12-2003, 01:41 PM I'm not like Steven Segal, **** you. Steven Segal is like...CRAP!
ArjukanpoKarate 05-12-2003, 04:07 PM Originally posted by The Jake
WHAT ARE YOU DOING LOOKING AT PICS OF NUDE GUYS, MMMM???
A POX UPON YOU! :)
- J.
Piss Off!
We both know Darren and I don't see anything wrong with telling him he looks nice in a Pic. :argue:
It's not like I'm asking for other Pic's off ppl so I can Rub one out now Am I.
http://www.gamers-forums.com/smilies/contrib/sz/killtheimu.gif
The Jake 05-12-2003, 08:43 PM THAT'S WHAT THEY ALLLLLLLLL SAAAAAAAAYYYYYY.....
- J.
Kamino 05-12-2003, 08:44 PM Originally posted by The Jake
THAT'S WHAT THEY ALLLLLLLLL SAAAAAAAAYYYYYY.....
- J.
THAT'S WHY YOU'RE GAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYY....
Magic Man 05-12-2003, 10:35 PM Originally posted by The Jake
THAT'S WHAT THEY ALLLLLLLLL SAAAAAAAAYYYYYY.....
- J.
Face it bud...
http://www.users.on.net/bobbyeow/ultraman_owned.gif
seldomTap 05-12-2003, 10:47 PM Magic has all the ladies amdiring his fine form...I will now have to break your arms next time we roll my friend to keep you out of the gym and you can lose your buffness!
Magic Man 05-12-2003, 10:54 PM I tells ya, it's the lighting.
seldomTap 05-12-2003, 10:56 PM Hahahaha...part of the secret of pro bodybuilding is the use of fake tan and good lighting!
Magic Man 05-12-2003, 11:00 PM fake tan is a good lubricant.
seldomTap 05-12-2003, 11:02 PM A mate of mine once used a certain brand of shampoo and it made his **** go flaky and inflamed...like he had leprosy
Magic Man 05-12-2003, 11:08 PM ...I probably can't roll this week andrew, SLIM possibility on friday, because I have a programming assignment I have no idea how to do.
F'reals...uni sucks,.
seldomTap 05-12-2003, 11:12 PM That is OK...I am working rat **** hours anyways, don't get out of here till 6 which ****s me no end.
Magic Man 05-12-2003, 11:18 PM again? whats for next week? same hours?
ArjukanpoKarate 05-13-2003, 12:32 AM Originally posted by The Jake
THAT'S WHAT THEY ALLLLLLLLL SAAAAAAAAYYYYYY.....
- J.
http://www.gamers-forums.com/smilies/otn/violent/itschy.gif
The Jake 05-13-2003, 02:51 AM Originally posted by Kamino
THAT'S WHY YOU'RE GAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYY....
Didn't I own you over the course of several threads, several days ago?
- J.
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