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Magic Man
05-10-2003, 12:05 PM
I happened to borrow a friend's $3000 digital still cam tonite and I'm trying to figure it out...it's a sexy piece of equipment, so I decided to shoot a sexy piece of meat...me.

This is me getting ready for a big battle with pikachu.

http://www.users.on.net/bobbyeow/Photos/MagicMan.jpg

...more pictures to come! Maybe even a pic of me wacking off to necro-****!!!!1!

- m

Curly Howard
05-10-2003, 12:09 PM
If you're only 155 lbs....then you must be about 5'3"????

Magic Man
05-10-2003, 12:15 PM
I'm 5' 6" dammit!

realkaps
05-10-2003, 12:16 PM
With heels on......

Magic Man
05-10-2003, 12:16 PM
see here, look, Jake and Seldom are about 6' 1" or something...I AM NOT A MIDGIT!~!!!!1 Well okay, I am, but not 5' 3"..

http://www.users.on.net/bobbyeow/Photos/Group2.jpg

Curly Howard
05-10-2003, 12:22 PM
It's just that I'm 5'10" and I couldn't carry that much muscle at that weight

Magic Man
05-10-2003, 12:31 PM
A lot of people think I am heavier than I am - very strange.

Curly Howard
05-10-2003, 12:36 PM
you're built like me with the small wrists and head and probably ankles too. I think that's why we can carry muscle and not too much weight

Magic Man
05-10-2003, 12:38 PM
I have a small head? woohoo! I always thought I had a mutant sized noggin.

how much do you weigh btw curly pop? around 170?

Curly Howard
05-10-2003, 12:49 PM
150 on my way back to 155

Magic Man
05-10-2003, 12:56 PM
wtf? at 5' 10" ??? Are you fairly slim at this stage?

rtbrouwer
05-10-2003, 01:14 PM
5'10 and 150 is skinny? LOL, 2 years ago I was 6'2 150lbs...... hahaha I am 6'2 174 now...

Magic Man
05-10-2003, 01:27 PM
holy ****ski! 6'2 and 150lb?!?!?! were you ever blown over by a gust of wind rt?

zioxoiz
05-10-2003, 02:55 PM
you arent fully nude, what a rip off.

DOGGx0
05-10-2003, 03:19 PM
Originally posted by Magic Man
I AM NOT A MIDGIT!~!!!!1 Well okay, I am, but not 5' 3"..

die a short life.

VulgarTheClown
05-10-2003, 03:51 PM
you look like Hermes

Fallout
05-10-2003, 04:40 PM
What a ripoff.

I was hoping to see some jewish/polish male ****.

I've be had

Tom
05-10-2003, 06:01 PM
Magic, you do look pretty big for your weight. 6'2 and 150 is umm skinny to say the least.

Allison
05-10-2003, 07:20 PM
Magic, this sheds a whole new light on you...

:lovers:

Magic Man
05-10-2003, 07:23 PM
Hi Allison, I love you and your pet dinosaur.

- m

Allison
05-10-2003, 07:24 PM
I adore you.

The Jake
05-10-2003, 07:25 PM
I wish I could cut weight.

I need to stick to a consistent diet of chicken and rice six times a day....

- J.

Magic Man
05-10-2003, 07:30 PM
Originally posted by Allison
I adore you.

Lets cyber.

- m

ps. Jake, you'll get there mate.

The Golden Bear
05-10-2003, 07:35 PM
MM, will i get there some day?

Magic Man
05-10-2003, 07:37 PM
sorry Blake, unfortunately you won't mate :(

- m

ps. you can drink urine...its sterile.

The Golden Bear
05-10-2003, 07:38 PM
how much pounds will i lose

Magic Man
05-10-2003, 07:43 PM
depends on which body part you decide to chop off - I hear the ass is the tastiest to boil.

The Golden Bear
05-10-2003, 07:46 PM
Originally posted by The Jake

I need to stick to a consistent diet of chicken and rice six times a day....

- J.


Is that a good plan?

The Jake
05-10-2003, 07:47 PM
Blake -
Yeah relatively, if you keep the portions small enough.

MM-
I'm just glad there's no shots of you kissing the camera or playing with your nipples like Tanner did..... *shudder*

- J.

Magic Man
05-10-2003, 07:55 PM
blake - if you want to really learn more about losing body fat, go have a look in the training forum, check out my "fatloss 101" thread.

- m

ps. Jake...now theres an idea!

The Jake
05-10-2003, 09:08 PM
Magic, do it. I can make some more ROMO pics for the forum...

-J.

Magic Man
05-10-2003, 09:16 PM
oooo tittilating...I'll be right back!

The Jake
05-10-2003, 10:13 PM
http://www.alcofielen.com/pics/forumpics/gay/thread.jpg

- The Jake

Magic Man
05-10-2003, 10:14 PM
http://www.users.on.net/bobbyeow/Cartoon.gif

The Jake
05-10-2003, 10:16 PM
You blatant homo!
Go play with your nipples, sick cunt.

- J.

Kamino
05-10-2003, 10:17 PM
The Joke think's he on a run, goin' round here posting lame, outdated ass p3ned pics I saw when Clinton was prez. Chill the **** out or get KTFO!

The Jake
05-10-2003, 10:18 PM
http://www.alcofielen.com/pics/forumpics/eat****whore.jpg

- The Jake

Kamino
05-10-2003, 10:22 PM
I shall reframe from usin' lame ass pics to say what I need to say, so hear ye hear ye. YOU ARE A ****ING ROMO,USING A LAME ASS PROMO AND BEING GAY IS A NO NO

The Jake
05-10-2003, 10:26 PM
You sad mofo... you just wish you thought of it first.

You have been officially...

http://members.optushome.com.au/thejake/bullet-pwned.jpg

- The Jake

Magic Man
05-10-2003, 10:41 PM
who is kamino?

Curly Howard
05-10-2003, 10:42 PM
Originally posted by Magic Man
who is kamino?

No one

Magic Man
05-10-2003, 10:46 PM
not even a person?

Kamino
05-10-2003, 10:48 PM
Nope, not even a person...

VulgarTheClown
05-10-2003, 10:59 PM
JAKE!

Chicken is cool but the rice is too much carbs. do it with no rice, noodles, white potato, or bread.

do veggies like broccoli. It worked for me.

The Jake
05-10-2003, 11:02 PM
That's a good point actually...

Rice in the AM, veggies in the PM :)

- The Jake

VulgarTheClown
05-10-2003, 11:07 PM
I cut out as many GI carbs as possible at 2pm.

I have a weekly/bi-weekly cheat day on sundays.

Definately watch out for rice.

Also beware of fruits in the afternoons.

Curly Howard
05-10-2003, 11:13 PM
Originally posted by VulgarTheClown


Also beware of fruits in the afternoons.

and **** in the evening

Magic Man
05-11-2003, 12:55 AM
hahaha...oh you might find this of interest - white rice is relatively high GI compared to other types of rice such as brown rice.

shadow
05-11-2003, 04:07 AM
Lookin good Magic.

Magic Man
05-11-2003, 04:17 AM
thanks kage, I've a ****ing long way to go though - but hey, half the fun is the journey eh.

The Golden Bear
05-11-2003, 04:22 AM
what is the final stage for MM? Or shall i say .. What is Magic Man 1.0?

Magic Man
05-11-2003, 04:35 AM
becoming franco:

http://digilander.libero.it/mrolympia2/fc50.jpg

The Golden Bear
05-11-2003, 04:36 AM
good goal

Magic Man
05-11-2003, 04:39 AM
yes, Franco is my daddy you know.

shadow
05-11-2003, 05:10 AM
You're still young Magic. You have a lot of time to pack on mass naturally. Keep hammerin away.

Magic Man
05-11-2003, 05:56 AM
yeah, thats the way I intend to go kage, I dont really want to use rear ever - I find too many people suddenly go on it when really, just a better diet or a bit more persistence would push them thru a barrier.

shadow
05-11-2003, 06:12 AM
I agree totally. I've always relied on my 2 nuts for testosterone, not from a syringe up the ass. Proper diet, training technique and adequate rest will get you a long way.
You see all these juicers having health problems somewhere down the line. Even Flex Wheeler said if he could go back in time he would never had juiced.
Too bad Travis Spackman and Gordy Torture AKA Steve Pell isnt around to emphasize that point in CAPS LOCK

Magic Man
05-11-2003, 06:15 AM
hehe, I remember them!

hows your training going kage? What weight you at now at what height mate?

submission_guy
05-11-2003, 06:23 AM
what are your stats for deadlift/squat/bench now magic?

Magic Man
05-11-2003, 06:31 AM
still about the same, I came off a pretty bad injury about a week or so ago, and I've only really started lifting properly again - for a month I couldn't do any back, limited chest, limited bis and tris, so only really legs.

Stats atm:
weight - 155lb
height - 5'6"
bench - 85kg for 8
squat - 120kg for 2
deadlift - 140 for 2

so I've been pretty level for now, can't really push too much.

submission_guy
05-11-2003, 06:37 AM
i benched 85kg the other day for the first time, not sure about my other stats tho. think i weight about 65kg

Magic Man
05-11-2003, 06:39 AM
how many reps did you push out? very decent tho, if it's full range.

submission_guy
05-11-2003, 06:42 AM
3 reps, with no decent spotter i didnt really push tho, i havent lifted in like 3 months due to injuries/MT/cardio

Magic Man
05-11-2003, 06:45 AM
thats pretty decent then, I'm hoping by the end of the year to be repping sets on 100kg, at the moment I can only get 2 reps :(

submission_guy
05-11-2003, 06:46 AM
at 5'10 65kg i'm thinking i can afford to bulk up a little, so i will hit the weights a lot more seriously when i get the time

Magic Man
05-11-2003, 06:48 AM
you can afford to bulk up plenty mate, I'm about 70kg atm and I still intend to increase weight over time.

submission_guy
05-11-2003, 06:49 AM
yeah taking up judo soon so i will be training like 6 days a week for 2 hours, gains won't come easy. and i'm hijacking again, nice pic.....

Magic Man
05-11-2003, 06:52 AM
**** man, sounds like you got a full plate! yeah, Judo is good - but make sure the **** you learn is good, if they get you to spend endless hours thorwing and defending knife hand attacks, just stick with MT until you move down to adelaide.

shadow
05-11-2003, 06:54 AM
Im 5'9-5'10 at 220lbs right now. I dont know my body fat %, but its not too bad...just a little bit of luv handles.

submission_guy
05-11-2003, 06:57 AM
Originally posted by Magic Man
**** man, sounds like you got a full plate! yeah, Judo is good - but make sure the **** you learn is good, if they get you to spend endless hours thorwing and defending knife hand attacks, just stick with MT until you move down to adelaide.

yeah i was going to take wrestling but it's on MT nights, so judo will do, i will still be focusing on MT

Magic Man
05-11-2003, 07:32 AM
actually, if you're going to do bjj, honestly, wrestling is GREAT investment - the ground work in that PWNS judokas.

Magic Man
05-11-2003, 07:33 AM
...at least the judokas in au.

submission_guy
05-11-2003, 07:35 AM
Originally posted by Magic Man
actually, if you're going to do bjj, honestly, wrestling is GREAT investment - the ground work in that PWNS judokas.


yeah but MT pwns all :lol2:

The Jake
05-11-2003, 07:42 AM
Wish I could train with you and Seldom, M, on a regular basis.

I'd help get your bench up in no time! :)

I'm gonna try and get Blake to go back. I need someone that can help me hit the 400 barrier on bench!

- J.

Magic Man
05-11-2003, 08:05 AM
yeah that would be cool :) I'm sure Seldom could help me get my bench up too, but all he says when I see him nowadays is "PWN3d!!!1"...so now hes useless.

seldomTap
05-11-2003, 11:27 PM
PWn3D!!!!1

VulgarTheClown
05-11-2003, 11:29 PM
PWNED!

ArjukanpoKarate
05-12-2003, 01:12 AM
Nice Pic Magic. :)

The Jake
05-12-2003, 04:38 AM
Originally posted by ArjukanpoKarate
Nice Pic Magic. :)

WHAT ARE YOU DOING LOOKING AT PICS OF NUDE GUYS, MMMM???

A POX UPON YOU! :)

- J.

The Jake
05-12-2003, 04:39 AM
Originally posted by Magic Man
yeah that would be cool :) I'm sure Seldom could help me get my bench up too, but all he says when I see him nowadays is "PWN3d!!!1"...so now hes useless.

That's funny.... he tells me it's you that says it.

I believe it too!

- J.

Magic Man
05-12-2003, 06:18 AM
I do say it a lot, but now "PWN3d!!1" is all that is left in Seldom's vocab.

Thanks arju :)

- m

submission_guy
05-12-2003, 06:53 AM
i have found myself saying pwn3d quite a lot lately, but all my friends are like WTF is owned

Magic Man
05-12-2003, 07:41 AM
yeah no ****...I still say it thought then laugh at them and point at them and say "POWNED!"...which is how I pronounce it.

Bzob
05-12-2003, 10:55 AM
I hate little skinny people

Die
Die
Die

Magic Man
05-12-2003, 11:17 AM
bzob was once pwned by a little skinny person...

PWN3d!!!1

The Jake
05-12-2003, 01:11 PM
Originally posted by Magic Man
yeah no ****...I still say it thought then laugh at them and point at them and say "POWNED!"...which is how I pronounce it.

Stop teasing my wife **** TEASE.

And stop saying POWNED like you're cool. You're not. You're a gay mother ****er that wears BILLY BLANKS gloves in an effort to be cool, like STEVEN SEGAL.

http://www.adrenalineradio.com/hear_the_blues_with_russell/images/13-_Steven_Segal.jpg

***.

- J.

Magic Man
05-12-2003, 01:41 PM
I'm not like Steven Segal, **** you. Steven Segal is like...CRAP!

ArjukanpoKarate
05-12-2003, 04:07 PM
Originally posted by The Jake
WHAT ARE YOU DOING LOOKING AT PICS OF NUDE GUYS, MMMM???

A POX UPON YOU! :)

- J.


Piss Off!

We both know Darren and I don't see anything wrong with telling him he looks nice in a Pic. :argue:


It's not like I'm asking for other Pic's off ppl so I can Rub one out now Am I.

http://www.gamers-forums.com/smilies/contrib/sz/killtheimu.gif

The Jake
05-12-2003, 08:43 PM
THAT'S WHAT THEY ALLLLLLLLL SAAAAAAAAYYYYYY.....

- J.

Kamino
05-12-2003, 08:44 PM
Originally posted by The Jake
THAT'S WHAT THEY ALLLLLLLLL SAAAAAAAAYYYYYY.....

- J.
THAT'S WHY YOU'RE GAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYY....

Magic Man
05-12-2003, 10:35 PM
Originally posted by The Jake
THAT'S WHAT THEY ALLLLLLLLL SAAAAAAAAYYYYYY.....

- J.

Face it bud...

http://www.users.on.net/bobbyeow/ultraman_owned.gif

seldomTap
05-12-2003, 10:47 PM
Magic has all the ladies amdiring his fine form...I will now have to break your arms next time we roll my friend to keep you out of the gym and you can lose your buffness!

Magic Man
05-12-2003, 10:54 PM
I tells ya, it's the lighting.

seldomTap
05-12-2003, 10:56 PM
Hahahaha...part of the secret of pro bodybuilding is the use of fake tan and good lighting!

Magic Man
05-12-2003, 11:00 PM
fake tan is a good lubricant.

seldomTap
05-12-2003, 11:02 PM
A mate of mine once used a certain brand of shampoo and it made his **** go flaky and inflamed...like he had leprosy

Magic Man
05-12-2003, 11:08 PM
...I probably can't roll this week andrew, SLIM possibility on friday, because I have a programming assignment I have no idea how to do.

F'reals...uni sucks,.

seldomTap
05-12-2003, 11:12 PM
That is OK...I am working rat **** hours anyways, don't get out of here till 6 which ****s me no end.

Magic Man
05-12-2003, 11:18 PM
again? whats for next week? same hours?

ArjukanpoKarate
05-13-2003, 12:32 AM
Originally posted by The Jake
THAT'S WHAT THEY ALLLLLLLLL SAAAAAAAAYYYYYY.....

- J.


http://www.gamers-forums.com/smilies/otn/violent/itschy.gif

The Jake
05-13-2003, 02:51 AM
Originally posted by Kamino
THAT'S WHY YOU'RE GAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYY....

Didn't I own you over the course of several threads, several days ago?

- J.