Whoever posts in this thread, your objective is to wrest the topic of conversation away from others.

So if you're ever in mood to hijack a conversation (aka. just post random ****) this is the thread to do it.

- J.

What happened to Brick Top? I thought you where gonna make a Bricktop av......

Dammit ... you're right!

I'll work on it!

- J.

Done!
Got two Bricktop avs now!

- J.

Much better than Darth Maul.....

True

And he is cooler than Duffman.

- J.

All I need now are some pics of Bullet Tooth Tony.

Found heaps of Vincent Jones, but not of Bullet Tooth Tony...

- J.

http://www.angelfire.com/sc2/stealthjuggalo/snat4.jpg

Wicked mate... keep them coming!

- J.

I just see that picture and think

"So, you're the big dick.... and these two little ******s on either side of ya are your balls..."

- J.

http://www.geocities.com/cafebleu_inn/bullet.htm

http://www.snatchweb.co.uk/images/s_pics/fullimages/snatchwebpics0111_f.jpg
http://www.snatchweb.co.uk/images/s_pics/fullimages/snatchwebpics0112_f.jpg
http://www.snatchweb.co.uk/images/s_pics/fullimages/snatchwebpics0116_f.jpg
http://www.snatchweb.co.uk/images/s_pics/fullimages/snatchwebpics0152_f.jpg

so how bout those yankies

I **** blood this morning.

found a sperm bank.

Mabye i'll go make myself some $$$$

Wicked Kaps.

Thanks heaps man. Lots of avatars coming soon!

- J.

http://www.alcofielen.com/pics/forumpics/fart.jpg

- J.

http://members.optushome.com.au/thejake/bullet-av.jpg

http://members.optushome.com.au/thejake/bullet2-av.jpg

http://members.optushome.com.au/thejake/bullet3-av.jpg

http://members.optushome.com.au/thejake/bullet4-av.jpg

http://members.optushome.com.au/thejake/bullet5-av.jpg

http://members.optushome.com.au/thejake/bullet6-av.jpg

http://members.optushome.com.au/thejake/bullet7-av.jpg

I'm thinking any of the last two would make a good PWN3D! pic.

- J.

Disturbing pic below....Do Not Scroll down if you think you will be offended my the sight of an eye getting cut with a razor!!!!
-Curly








coff, coff....









wait a moment please....











Are you ready to be hijacked?









yes?









Then....voilá!!


http://www.wayney.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/uca.gif

BE HIJACKED BASTARD!!

what exactly is it that is being cut in that gif?

The moon....

Leather's thats just sick.
And I mean sick as in necro**** sick.

- J.

Originally posted by Leather
Disturbing pic below....Do Not Scroll down if you think you will be offended my the sight of an eye getting cut with a razor!!!!
-Curly


DAMN YOU!!! You've broken my sweet surprise....:fu:

I went fishing the other week when I was on holidays...it was a sunny, but cold afternoon and the south westerly breeze was blowing hard enough to make me need to hold on to my hat so it didn't go flying off into the green depths of the sea.

Anyways, as I was standing on the jetty (peir) with my line in the water, I looked down the walkway to see a couple walking and talking in raised voices. It was obvious that they were a couple that were having some sort of domestic problem.

The girl was crying loudly while the man swore at her, calling her a "Useless waste of a cunt" and things like that. As they got closer to me, he started to grab her arm, which made her try to get away from him "Let go of me you bastard" she yelled " I don't want your hands on me...they smell of whore *****" and she slapped him on the arm. With that he snarled and breathed in. He raised his right hand and clenched his fist...

I had seen enough, I moved quickly toward them and intercepted his fist inches before it caved in the side of the girls face. He looked at me with crazy eyes...the eyes you expect to see in a crazy man. He let the girls arm go and faced me completely.
"Why don't you **** off out of my business?" He yelled
" I can't see a lady cop a bashing in front of me and not do anything" I amswered. The girl looked at me...I looked at her. She had the most beautiful brown eyes and flawless complexion I had ever seen. her dark brown hair cascaded over her slight, but well formed shoulders, and her cleavage was highly visible as it jutted out of her v neck top. We maintained eye contact...she licked her lips in a way that made me hard as a rock. She took a step toward me, I took a step toward her. We were in a worl where only the two of us existed, nothing else mattered, we were the only beings on Earth. Moments of perfection like this are hard to come by...and sadly they don't last.
The man smacked me in the side of the face as my eyes were transfixed on his girlfriends heaving breasts, breaking my jaw and knocking me out instantaneously.

That's a beautiful story Seldom.

Whats the moral of it?

- J.

Originally posted by The Jake
Whoever posts in this thread, your objective is to wrest the topic of conversation away from others.

So if you're ever in mood to hijack a conversation (aka. just post random ****) this is the thread to do it.

- J. LOL @ Jake trying to teach ME how to Hijack

Change that avatar, pronto.

no.

http://www.freelanceperceptions.com/html/images/imageanimals/Humpingbears.jpg

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA@ Bear sex

That wasn't half bad seldom! Did you make that up on the fly? I hope for your sake that the story was fiction.

Ihave had a hangover for two days.

Two ****ing days!!!!!!

















No more drinking for me for a while dammit.
















I did good last week though i only drank twice but Saturday night was a doozy.















I am going to go chuck now...

HAHAHAHHAHA poor ruffy

Hahaha my boss ain't here at work so I am not dong ****.

http://www.*****snorkel.com/facts.htm

Originally posted by Blue Dawg
That wasn't half bad seldom! Did you make that up on the fly? I hope for your sake that the story was fiction.

Thanks, I have an active imagination Blue...gets me through the day!

I like latina chicks and a six pack when its cloudy outside.

The air is thick with humidity and car exhaust in Bangkok. Every breath has a definite texture as you take it in that feels unlike the air most of us are use to...but more like a thick, warm mist.
Another byproduct of the humidity is the way that you are continually sweating, your shirt is never dry and not stuck to your back like a second skin. The locals who run the roadside food stalls and thousands of street merchants, selling everything from Polex watches to Noke t shirts, don't seem to be affected by the stifling heat and are constantly on the move, dealing with foreigners, haggling over our equivalent of 50 cents for a watch.

It was while walking down this street that I spotted her. Long, perfectly straight, jet black hair that stopped just before her spine ended. A small waist that I felt I could get my hands right the way around, and an ass that resembled a ripe apricot. Firm, small, but well shaped like a female ass should be.
SHe turned around, as if my lingering gaze had awaken her, and smiled. Her face was flawless. Perfectly oval shaped eyes of dark brown and a mouth with full lips that were just begging to be kissed.

She waved at me....I was shocked. Girls back home aren't this friendly! I waved back. She smiled and motioned for me to follow her into a bar on the side of the road.
I am an average guy who doesn't get offers like this everyday, so I followed along, thinking this could be my moment in the sun.

The bar was dark, but well lit enough to see where you were walking, unlike some of the other bars in Bangkok where it isn't uncommon to get hand jobs from unseen people.
A jukebox in the corner was playing American music, mainly the Eagles, and there was only 4 other people in there, all American males, perched at the bar, talking loudly about the local Poontang...

I took a seat at a table where the girl had sat. We spoke, she told me her name was Nguoc and that she was a student. She spoke pretty good English and we got along extremely well. During our conversation, and my 3rd beer, I noticed her hand on my thigh...this was my lucky day. By my 4th beer, I was feeling a lot more pissed than usual for 4 beers. I looked up, the room was spinning, I looked at Ngouc, she said "You come to my home yes?" to which I nodded, and then felt myself fall face forward onto the table.

I awoke in a torrent of pain. I was laying down on a hard surface, which I soon found out was a table. I had a pain in my back that was excrutiating. I felt my lower back, it felt wet and warm...I looked at my hand, it was covered in blood. I felt nauseous. I tried to sit up, but failed, instead falling off the table, landing on all fours, I dragged myself to my feet and looked around...where the **** was I? I had no idea...I was in Thailand, bleeding and in agony, but otherwise clueless.

I saw a door so I walked toward it. I opened it and walked through, it was a door to the street, which was more of a back alley. I stumbled out onto the broken concrete and walked toward the louder end of the alley. I made it out to the main street and instantly recognised it as the street I was on earlier, I looked to my left, there was the bar I had gone into with Ngouc. I walked toward it, when a Thai police officer stopped me "You stop, no further. Wait here, I call Doctor" he yelled at me. I listened to him, he appeared to be genuinely concerned.

The ambulance came inside 10 minutes, the paramedics were talking at me fast and in a language I didn't understand. They put me in the back and rushed me off to hospital. They gave me a painkiller which instantly put me asleep.

I awoke to find myself face down on a white sheet of a hospital bed. I couldn't move as any attempt to get on my back made me scream in agony. A nurse heard me and instantly called a Dr.

When the small, bespectacled man came in he asked me my name and where I was from. "Andrew, from Australia" I answered. He asked if there was anyone he could call for me back home "No, why?" I asked.

"Mr Andrew, you have had your kidneys removed..." he answered...

That post was 784 words...I should have economised and made 784 seperate posts of one word...works for lots of others

Nice story.

Too bad we know it's not true.

- J.

Well thankfully I have both my kidneys yes...

I am going to write a book of short stories of love and loss of body parts

I'm working on an epic style fantasy novel.

Hopefully one day my nom de plum will be spoken in reverance alongside David Gemmel, David Eddings, Raymond E. Feist, Katherine Kerr, Anne McCaffery, Margaret Weiss and Tracey Hickman.

- J.