View Full Version : Laddie, Southpaw, there's hope for us yet


TheHoff'sGhost
12-28-2007, 11:10 AM
Here's another good reason to keep drinking:

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article621582.ece

Down the hatch :beerchug:

Mozza
12-28-2007, 11:26 AM
Nice one. All we need now is something that makes the gut disappear and hey presto drinking has now side effects.

TheHoff'sGhost
12-28-2007, 11:31 AM
Nice one. All we need now is something that makes the gut disappear and hey presto drinking has now side effects.

Aye, the gym gets ****in' tiresome after a while. Some cunt needs to put their inventing hat on and get to work.

BoxingPromoter
12-28-2007, 11:37 AM
How many pints do you reckon you drink per week?..I average about 8.

moofo
12-28-2007, 12:01 PM
How many pints do you reckon you drink per week?..I average about 8.

I'd say this last fortnight I've sunk at least 30-40

TheHoff'sGhost
12-28-2007, 12:08 PM
It probably averages out at about 3-4 pints a night, though some weeks I may drink much more, and some weeks less, but on average i'd say that would be about right.

porlie
12-28-2007, 12:17 PM
I drink about 40 pints a week 15 on a Friday night and around 25 on a saturday all day and night session plus a few JD and cokes later on.
During a normal week I dont really bother drinking during the week, sometimes go out on the last thursday night of the month and have about 10 pints then.
This week I've lost track of what I've supped lol proper alcoholocaust.

mickeyb
12-28-2007, 12:39 PM
How many pints do you reckon you drink per week?..I average about 8.

****in hell now theres a question.

It depends.

Before this month i was in training, so i didn't touch a drop and was a miserable ****er.

Now i'm outta training i'm like a booze freight train!

I don't really drink during the week if i'm at work, if i do, i might have a pint or two - but say if i go to the footy, or just put in a good all day session - just on a saturday i could blast off 15. The a couple on sunday to ease the hangover.

Not including the whiskeys you end up with aswell.

Southpaw Stinger
12-28-2007, 02:06 PM
Here's another good reason to keep drinking:

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article621582.ece

Down the hatch :beerchug:

There's a place for us in the 21st century, babes. I knew our kind would evolve a way to keep drinking, even when our livers turn into soft cunts.

porlie
12-28-2007, 02:16 PM
Black lung due to smoke and paint,
Cirrhosis I still drink it straight




http://www.aa-uk.org.uk/publications/areyou.htm

TheHoff'sGhost
12-28-2007, 02:26 PM
Black lung due to smoke and paint,
Cirrhosis I still drink it straight




http://www.aa-uk.org.uk/publications/areyou.htm

How many did you answer yes to?

porlie
12-28-2007, 02:33 PM
How many did you answer yes to?

hahaha more than i answered no to, how about you??

TheHoff'sGhost
12-28-2007, 02:39 PM
hahaha more than i answered no to, how about you??

About 10 or 11...and I don't even think that i drink that much, but the ****ers class me as an alkie.

Cunts!

mickeyb
12-28-2007, 02:43 PM
i like the bit where it goes "do you ever hang around in a place thats lower than your standard" to drink.

or something along those lines! hahaha

Well..yea... i drink in my own house. haha.

BoxingPromoter
12-28-2007, 02:49 PM
I'd say this last fortnight I've sunk at least 30-40

It probably averages out at about 3-4 pints a night, though some weeks I may drink much more, and some weeks less, but on average i'd say that would be about right.

I drink about 40 pints a week 15 on a Friday night and around 25 on a saturday all day and night session plus a few JD and cokes later on.
During a normal week I dont really bother drinking during the week, sometimes go out on the last thursday night of the month and have about 10 pints then.
This week I've lost track of what I've supped lol proper alcoholocaust.

Holy ****! How the hell do you guys function after drinking so damn much? I was on a binge last weekend and got so drunk Friday and Saturday nights I was physically ill for three days afterwards. Suffice to say, I haven't had a drop since and nor am I planning on having any, anytime soon...

mickeyb
12-28-2007, 02:59 PM
you could do that if you practised hard enough.

You could be like Norm on Cheers, except you gotta man up and start drinking bigger portions. On that tv show they only ever drink like half pints?!

BoxingPromoter
12-28-2007, 03:02 PM
you could do that if you practised hard enough.

You could be like Norm on Cheers, except you gotta man up and start drinking bigger portions. On that tv show they only ever drink like half pints?!

I really can't; alcohol affects my concentration...

porlie
12-28-2007, 03:10 PM
Holy ****! How the hell do you guys function after drinking so damn much? I was on a binge last weekend and got so drunk Friday and Saturday nights I was physically ill for three days afterwards. Suffice to say, I haven't had a drop since and nor am I planning on having any, anytime soon...

You build up a resistance to it mate, round heres a proper booze culture straight outta school to work to the pub lol.

porlie
12-28-2007, 03:13 PM
About 10 or 11...and I don't even think that i drink that much, but the ****ers class me as an alkie.

Cunts!

Aye they basing being an Alkie of drinking just over fairy type levels lol I know real alkies and Im not like they are.


i like the bit where it goes "do you ever hang around in a place thats lower than your standard" to drink.

or something along those lines! hahaha

Well..yea... i drink in my own house. haha.

Hahahaha aye any standards ok aslong as theres booze on the go mate.