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View Full Version : I've Gotta Ask... Crystalline Dream 05-09-2003, 04:10 PM Do you think truck drivers play with themselves while driving? I drove by this one truck driver that had this look on his face I've only witnessed when someone is about to come. Come to think of it, he was kind of swerving too. lol ruffneck119 05-09-2003, 04:11 PM Dude they prolly **** hookers while driving. Bluecifer 05-09-2003, 04:13 PM Of course they do. All men masturbate while driving. Why should truck drivers be any different? The Ensanity 05-09-2003, 04:13 PM They do it all...ever seen Jay and Silent Bob Strikes Back The Ensanity 05-09-2003, 04:14 PM Originally posted by Blue Dawg Of course they do. All men masturbate while driving. Youre on your own on that one Crystalline Dream 05-09-2003, 04:16 PM Originally posted by ruffneck Dude they prolly **** hookers while driving. Yeah... I was thinking that too.... or something. Bluecifer 05-09-2003, 04:17 PM Originally posted by The Ensanity Youre on your own on that one NO! Really?! Mr. Beelzebub 05-09-2003, 04:17 PM There is nothing in the world that compares to the feeling of getting blown while you drive...hummer. The Ensanity 05-09-2003, 04:19 PM Originally posted by Blue Dawg NO! Really?! I never done that, you horny bastard GhosT^x0 05-09-2003, 04:21 PM I will be a truck driver when I grow up. The Golden Bear 05-09-2003, 04:21 PM I am a truck driver. Crystalline Dream 05-09-2003, 04:23 PM Originally posted by GhosT^x0 I will be a truck driver when I grow up. I always wanted to be a McDonalds worker when I grew up. Crystalline Dream 05-09-2003, 04:24 PM Originally posted by The Blake I am a truck driver. So do you? Bluecifer 05-09-2003, 04:25 PM Originally posted by Crystalline Dream So do you? Let me answer that for you. Yes. Yes he does. The Golden Bear 05-09-2003, 04:26 PM Yes. And I like hookers. They put their thumb in my ass. I like that while driving. Bluecifer 05-09-2003, 04:27 PM Blake, I think that we all enjoy that... The Golden Bear 05-09-2003, 04:28 PM I know i do., Crystalline Dream 05-09-2003, 04:30 PM actually, forgive me. I lied. I dont want to grow up. I'm a Toys R Us kid The Golden Bear 05-09-2003, 04:32 PM serious, I like fingers in my ass. Curly Howard 05-09-2003, 04:38 PM Originally posted by Crystalline Dream Do you think truck drivers play with themselves while driving? I drove by this one truck driver that had this look on his face I've only witnessed when someone is about to come. Come to think of it, he was kind of swerving too. lol As a former truck driver I can tell you without a doubt YES Crystalline Dream 05-09-2003, 04:40 PM Originally posted by Curly Howard As a former truck driver I can tell you without a doubt YES That explains a lot then about homeboy screaming "oh god" when nobody had cut him off The Ensanity 05-09-2003, 04:41 PM Originally posted by Crystalline Dream That explains a lot then about homeboy screaming "oh god" when nobody had cut him off HAHAHHAHAHA Curly Howard 05-09-2003, 04:43 PM Originally posted by Crystalline Dream That explains a lot then about homeboy screaming "oh god" when nobody had cut him off I moved homes so I didn't have time to jerk anything but the wheel. Crystalline Dream 05-09-2003, 04:44 PM homeboy = truck driver I saw lastnight Curly Howard 05-09-2003, 04:46 PM Will you be my good buddy? Crystalline Dream 05-09-2003, 04:47 PM Dont mind me I was born a poor black child. I cant help it if I can't speek ingleesh very good words like homeboy are my crutch The Ensanity 05-09-2003, 04:48 PM Originally posted by Crystalline Dream Dont mind me I was born a poor black child. I cant help it if I can't spelle ARE YOU BLACK?...TELL ME THAT IM NOT ALONE HERE Crystalline Dream 05-09-2003, 04:49 PM I was born a poor black child = Steve Martin, The Jerk The Ensanity 05-09-2003, 04:50 PM im alone again |