You go out one night with some of your buddies. You guys all got your mack on strong and even have some viagaras with you so that if you get lucky you can rock all night. After a few beers you meet a SUPER hottie(imagine a 5'4" 110 lb exotic looking Salma Hayak type) and she's into your ****. You get to talking and one thing leads to another and you end up at her pad. It's a nice stylish pad, as she is a succesful professional. You pop that lil blue pill and sure enough you **** the living daylights out of her all night long, and man it is the best you ever ****in' had! She gives you the most amazing head you've EVER had and than proceeds to savagely **** the **** out of you and you turn in the best performance of your life(thanks to the viagara) and she lets you know its much appreciated. The next day you are totally sprung and ask her when you can see her again. She says "Whenever you want to, there is just one little I have to tell you.....I used to be a man." She then proceeds to show you the pre-op and post-op before and after pics. What do you do?

DISCUSS!

Beat the living **** out of him...No Joke

Would the fact that he's Magic Man sized influence the intensity of the beat down that you'd administer?

Originally posted by Blue Dawg
Would the fact that he's Magic Man sized influence the intensity of the beat down that you'd administer? My beatdown if for all sizes....One beatdown fits ALL

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Originally posted by The Ensanity
My beatdown if for all sizes....One beatdown fits ALL

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That made me laugh!

Well if de **** was good, drop the beef...unless you can't mentally handle rocking in some ex-beef.

Originally posted by Kamino
Well if de **** was good, drop the beef...unless you can't mentally handle rocking in some ex-beef.

I don't think most men could handle the knowledge that they rocked in someone that used to have sausage.

Originally posted by Blue Dawg
I don't think most men could handle the knowledge that they rocked in someone that used to have sausage. I think Kamino is trying to tell us something

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if it looks like a girl, ****s like a girl, screams like a girl then its a girl

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Yeah, sounds like he'd be ok with that! LMAO!

2 **** thus far

they also gotta bleed like a girl

Originally posted by VulgarTheClown
if it looks like a girl, ****s like a girl, screams like a girl then its a girl

Finally! Vulgar I've been patiently waiting because I KNEW that you were gonna say something like that! Classic! HAHAHAHAHAHAfunny****hahahahahahahahahahahahahahha haha!

Its hard to be a classic

Yes. Yes it is, but I knew you'd come thru for me! YAY for Vulgar!!!

YAY FOR ME!

I wish Curly or Hairback would post here.

Hi

Ey, Ensanity...whats coming out the closet when I'm walking out into your closet. If Im a ***, than I'm ****ing someone down with me.

Really didnt understand your post...All im saying is ****in a post-op isgay

If the grease ain't popping,than you ain't doin' it right foo'

Originally posted by Curly Howard
Hi

So hairback, what would you DO?!?

I'd hit it.........2 times

YEAH! CURY IS IN DA HOUSE!!!! WOOOHHHHOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

SHHHhhh.I'm hiding from PA

ooohhhhh. sorry i'll quiet down....

I don't think she likes me too much

Sshhhhh. Come closer, *whispers in Curly's ear* what configuration do you think she shaves her cooter in?

I'm thinking V don't know why i just get that feeling

I was thinking a big natural unshaven muff.