My daft nannan got me aftershave which could have only been a pound-land special.

"Trussadi". It smells like satans armpit.

Anyone else get an equally unthoughtfull and shoddy gift?

My daft nannan got me aftershave which could have only been a pound-land special.

"Trussadi". It smells like satans armpit.

Anyone else get an equally unthoughtfull and shoddy gift?

****in socks..... what more is there to say? :puppy_dog

My daft nannan got me aftershave which could have only been a pound-land special.

"Trussadi". It smells like satans armpit.

Anyone else get an equally unthoughtfull and shoddy gift?

No my gifts were ok... I did get the obligatory Shaivg Kit... But its that really good stuff.. The Fusion crap...

I also got some nice Colonges like Hugo and **** like that
I got a Pair of Homer Slippers... D'OH!!!
I got an Electric toothbrush..Oral B
I got some Lego.. How old AM I???
I got a New Moby... Nice one too..Camera MP3 Etc..:fing02:

Oh and I got some Booze... and a f.ag roller Box thingy...

No my gifts were ok... I did get the obligatory Shaivg Kit... But its that really good stuff.. The Fusion crap...

I also got some nice Colonges like Hugo and **** like that
I got a Pair of Homer Slippers... D'OH!!!
I got an Electric toothbrush..Oral B
I got some Lego.. How old AM I???
I got a New Moby... Nice one too..Camera MP3 Etc..:fing02:

Oh and I got some Booze... and a f.ag roller Box thingy...

Never too old for lego. I'd have killed to get some lego this morning.

Fancy trading for some oversized socks?

No my gifts were ok... I did get the obligatory Shaivg Kit... But its that really good stuff.. The Fusion crap...

I also got some nice Colonges like Hugo and **** like that
I got a Pair of Homer Slippers... D'OH!!!
I got an Electric toothbrush..Oral B
I got some Lego.. How old AM I???
I got a New Moby... Nice one too..Camera MP3 Etc..:fing02:

Oh and I got some Booze... and a f.ag roller Box thingy...


Wicked mate. The Gillete fusion is cool, i got one a few months back. Only prob comes when you run out of blades and have to buy some more, and its like 6 quid. I always seem to chicken out and go for the disposibles - cos im a cheap bastard.

I got a Sheffield Wednesday shirt! haha. I was well pleased. Don't reckno i'm gonna take it off. Plus i got some books etc. Quite a pleasant morning.

i got some hawt new clothes.

Want me to model some pics, guys?

Never too old for lego. I'd have killed to get some lego this morning.

Fancy trading for some oversized socks?
NAW I was teasin... I love lego I have gotten LEGO everysingle Christmas for the last 32 years now.. Even if a few years i had to buy itmyself..it's a tradition.. I cant seem to break.. and my wife is fine with it.. I got a Big Ass Apache Chopper..I can also make a Jet Fighter and Bi-Plane out of it..:fing02:
Wicked mate. The Gillete fusion is cool, i got one a few months back. Only prob comes when you run out of blades and have to buy some more, and its like 6 quid. I always seem to chicken out and go for the disposibles - cos im a cheap bastard.

I got a Sheffield Wednesday shirt! haha. I was well pleased. Don't reckno i'm gonna take it off. Plus i got some books etc. Quite a pleasant morning.


I didnt get the Blades.. just the Shave gel.. after shave.. and aftershave balm.. I use mach 3 and I am more than happy.. But that Fusion Gel is like nothing else..It's ****ing amazing and at 4 quid a pop.. I am happy for the gift..

i got some hawt new clothes.

Want me to model some pics, guys?

:yeah: ..............

I did not get ****, but did I mention that I am a lonely bastard.


I did buy my girl a gift, but what the ****, both of us are jewish.

I did not get ****, but did I mention that I am a lonely bastard.


I did buy my girl a gift, but what the ****, both of us are jewish.

your supposed to get rid of em' this time of year so you don't have to buy her **** and then any chicks you had on the side probably got something for you...unless your in love or something:ugh:

your supposed to get rid of em' this time of year so you don't have to buy her **** and then any chicks you had on the side probably got something for you...unless your in love or something:ugh:

Naah, she is my "vocation date"

Wicked mate. The Gillete fusion is cool, i got one a few months back. Only prob comes when you run out of blades and have to buy some more, and its like 6 quid. I always seem to chicken out and go for the disposibles - cos im a cheap bastard.



Just buy em from the smackheads mate, round here they sell 3 boxes for a tenner ,smackheads are scum but they good for buying stuff like that of lol.

Over I did well I got cash , loadsa books including Unforgivable Blackness: The Rise and Fall of Jack Johnson. I got 5 different Burberry aftershaves, a bottle of Gucci Rush for men, a smart grey Lonsdale hoody jacket, a stone island t-shirt, black lacoste polo shirt, chocolates, and the usual boxer shorts and socks lol.

I got about 4 bottles of baileys - Gorgeous
Tickets to watch Chris Rock - Funny Guy
A pillow that I can plug my Ipod into - Sleep sound
Some hair cilppers - to shave me ****
A few different aftershaves - Sniff me quick
Ricky Hatton's A life Story DVD - KTFO
A few PS3 games - Awesemo
Foreplay Connect 4 - Kinky games

And money - bling bling

Overall a pretty good xmas.

I got money to get the Naseem Hamed gloves he used in the Calvo fight.

My neighbor told me that he got some ****ty presents;

An ice scraper for a windshield and he dont even own a ****ing car, whats he gonna use it on.

He also got some scented candles, well thats just gay....