Magic Man
05-09-2003, 04:00 AM
http://www.student.smsu.edu/s/san232s/hardfunnypics/ownedbruceleecrotch.gif
...good stuff GMAN for the find.
...good stuff GMAN for the find.
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View Full Version : PROOF: Bruce Lee would have PWNED in MMA. Magic Man 05-09-2003, 04:00 AM http://www.student.smsu.edu/s/san232s/hardfunnypics/ownedbruceleecrotch.gif ...good stuff GMAN for the find. seldomTap 05-09-2003, 04:03 AM That is textbook...was Bruce really related to Helio? I heard a rumour... Magic Man 05-09-2003, 04:07 AM I heard that Helio and Bruce lee once had a match, and Bruce couldn't land a shot on Helio, and Helio couldn't take him down. So after 1/2 an hour, they bowed to each other in mutual respect, and ate fruits and chatted. seldomTap 05-09-2003, 04:12 AM I heard that to...explains a lot yes! Magic Man 05-09-2003, 04:15 AM honestly, I once read that on sherdog, some newbie posted it. After getting the bull**** flag .gif raised about 50 times in the thread, the guy left, never to return. seldomTap 05-09-2003, 04:16 AM I do believe that Bruce would have eaten fruit with Helio...Bruce was quite a fruit lover I hear J-Garden 05-09-2003, 04:17 AM Helio is partly Scottish. Trueism. Magic Man 05-09-2003, 04:20 AM I know the gracies are originally from scottland. Scottish Jiu Jitsu...rolling in a dress would be fun. You could more easily use the "check their oil" submission. seldomTap 05-09-2003, 04:21 AM You may Magic...the rest of us realise that BJJ or SJJ as it was originally known, is a gentlemanly pursuit J-Garden 05-09-2003, 04:30 AM Originally posted by Magic Man I know the gracies are originally from scottland. Scottish Jiu Jitsu...rolling in a dress would be fun. You could more easily use the "check their oil" submission. I **** you not, Helio is of Scottish descent and looking at the wizened old bastard he looks like just the sort you would see in a glasgow pub. Anyway Aussie fighters aren't all that. Paul...Hogan...yeah....Hogan....yup.... submission_guy 05-09-2003, 04:32 AM steve irwin would do well in MMA Magic Man 05-09-2003, 04:33 AM Franco (**** I love your name...you ****), I know he's got Scottish blood. His father or his grandfather migrated to Brasil - I remember reading about it on bjj.org I was just taking da piss. J-Garden 05-09-2003, 04:40 AM Magic never take the piss again or i'll show you what a real knife looks like and you won't be able to fend it off by ripping a bit offthe back of limousine. Magic Man 05-09-2003, 04:43 AM I'd throw lemons at your stupid dress. and balls. J-Garden 05-09-2003, 05:11 AM You wouldn't get the chance i'd be cruising in my blue car, listening to Bonnie Dundee with Donegal oin the back diggin the michael flattely while lining up lemons. Your door =PWn3d1!!!1!!! by lemons. The Jake 05-09-2003, 05:54 AM This thread is hysterical. - J. rtbrouwer 05-09-2003, 06:48 AM and bruce goes for the double leg takedown. he clearly got that from the gracies...... ohw and he's laning a groin shot. He musta trained with Keith, or saw him fight Jo Son. Magic Man 05-09-2003, 07:16 AM why would he have got that from the gracies rt? At the time, Gracies weren't well known at all in the US, most likely he got that from freestyle wrestling. rtbrouwer 05-09-2003, 10:09 AM Originally posted by Magic Man why would he have got that from the gracies rt? At the time, Gracies weren't well known at all in the US, most likely he got that from freestyle wrestling. Ever heard of sarcasm? I don't think keith hackney and Jo Son were even born in the 60's.... |