There aint **** on T.V., nobody is posting, I am sick of all my games, I am bored out of my ****ing mind......

bang your head repeatedly on the wall...eventually you will KO yourself. Problem solved. Thank me later

I just put a whole in the wall, no KO.....

go rummage through all the hard alcohol that your buddies left from last weekend and get buzzed. then drive over to a fast food joint in a half an hour, order a chili burger, grub, drink more alcohol, call some chicks and talk about nothing in particular, and then pass out in your unmade bed.

My buddies and I dont leave no alcohol, we drink it till its gone. Dont feel like eating, already called some chicks and talked about nothing in particular, and I am not tired enough to pass out in my unmade bed.....

Try holding your head under water untill the bubbles stop

hmmmmm....
well you can always go to a bar and bash on whores.

That can be a problem...

I dont think that will work, you go first to show me......

not in the mood tonight. but if you want me to explain....

just walk in, get trashed and wait for some 40 year old bar whore to start pickin up on you. be charming for the first 5 minutes. then just be a total dick!
tell her that she looks cute in a fat sorta way.

I dont got no money to go to the bar, so if I went I would need that old broad to buy me drinks......

just give the bartender your bank card and tell him to rack a tab. by the time you get denied for insufficient funds, you'll be too drunk to give a ****.
if you're any good the you'll get thrown out before the ****ers even try to charge the card.

I am already in debt with my bank......

Originally posted by kaps
I am already in debt with my bank......


A pain I feel all too well.