View Full Version : **** I am looking forward to in America


The Jake
05-08-2003, 10:50 PM
- Being back with the missus

- Hanging out with the Global crew

- Training at a gym that actually has the following equipment:
- bent over t-bar rows
- proper deadlift platforms
- multiple squat racks
- seated calf raise
- one legged hamstring curls
- dumbells in excess of 100lbs
(you have any idea how *few* gyms actually have *all* this out here??)

- Having more than three choices for a decent BJJ school, and actually being able to train with some of the best instructors and schools in the world. The number of martial arts dojos - good ones that is, in LA, is staggering. I am soooo looking forward to this. I've been deprived to MMA for far too long.

- REAL hamburgers. On that note, In and Out

- Jamba Juice.

- Coronas being a good 25% cheaper.

- Weather above 25 degrees on average over 90% of the time (as opposed to Melbourne with weather under 25 degrees 90% of the time, with rain).

- Boneless, skinless chicken in bags, able to be purchased in bulk (it sucks you guys pay more for beef but ahh well, we get shafted on seafood).

- Being so close to Disneyland. Disney rocks.

- Gatorade in 1 gallon bottles (you never see Gatorade in any size APPROACHING 1 gallon out here).

- My pet scorpions and the fact I'm allowed to own exotic animals as pets without a license of some sort (no chance of that out here in Australia, contrary to popular opinion).

- Making more money because the American dollar ****s on ours.

- Being able to buy investment property more quickly in Australia thanks to the American dollar, securing our financial future for Arju and I.

- Being able to get all my roleplaying books for cheaper, less import taxes and dollar conversion, thanks to living on the same continent that they're all made. I will get releases ahead of my Aussie mates.

- Having everyone dig my "accent".

This is off the top of my head. I'd write more but I gotta run.

- J.

The Jake
05-08-2003, 10:51 PM
Oh and the number one thing I'm looking forward to -

owning Hojak.

- J.

seldomTap
05-08-2003, 10:56 PM
I am looking forward to you leaving our shores also

Kamino
05-08-2003, 10:56 PM
LOL. America awaits, and need, more gullible immigrants like you. Anyway be sure to open many gas stations...they make quite a penny over here. Can't wait to have ya.

handjobs4dollars
05-08-2003, 10:59 PM
Seldom needs to move to north america and try out for the eagles. Anybody can make it.

seldomTap
05-08-2003, 11:03 PM
Hahahaha...last week I did a search on LA Rugby clubs, and it looks ok. Honestly, if I was younger, I would send a tape over and see what could come of it

handjobs4dollars
05-08-2003, 11:06 PM
We need you out here man. I'm leaving canadian winters for eva!!!!!! in 2 years and not looking back.

realkaps
05-08-2003, 11:06 PM
In and Out Burger sucks......

seldomTap
05-08-2003, 11:07 PM
I could go over and coach I guess! Am too old to be hot young prospect!

handjobs4dollars
05-08-2003, 11:09 PM
Just leave. Don't tell anybody that your going and just leave. That's what I'm doing. Not telling anybody and and I'm just getting away from all the people I know.

Kamino
05-08-2003, 11:10 PM
Originally posted by kaps
In and Out Burger sucks......
Well, doesn't suck for those poor, helpless burgers to experience going in than out of you?

realkaps
05-08-2003, 11:11 PM
?

Kamino
05-08-2003, 11:12 PM
Originally posted by Gman
Just leave. Don't tell anybody that your going and just leave. That's what I'm doing. Not telling anybody and and I'm just getting away from all the people I know.
Sounds a good idea. I'm packing my **** earlier than expected and just leave home to leave with a friend until my dorm room is ready. The cool thing about the dorms Im movin' in is they're like apartments. Rebel on brotha.

Kamino
05-08-2003, 11:12 PM
Originally posted by kaps
?
That pretty much sums it up.

handjobs4dollars
05-08-2003, 11:15 PM
Leaving everybody is the best Idea I eva1111111 had. No phone calls nothing just going to finish school and leave. Get a job in the states party and train.

Kamino
05-08-2003, 11:16 PM
Originally posted by Gman
Leaving everybody is the best Idea I eva1111111 had. No phone calls nothing just going to finish school and leave. Get a job in the states party and train.
What part of America you going to again?

handjobs4dollars
05-08-2003, 11:19 PM
Any part that is warm and has a good place to train. I see it as florida,cali or hawaii

Kamino
05-08-2003, 11:26 PM
Flordia's always warm and full of latina chicks. I go down there like three times outta tha year.

ruffneck119
05-09-2003, 12:00 AM
Originally posted by kaps
In and Out Burger sucks......

LIES, ALL LIES!!!!!

realkaps
05-09-2003, 12:04 AM
You trendy ****, why dont we get a grease burger with some ****ty fries......

Fallout
05-09-2003, 12:15 AM
The first time I was in California, I ate at in and out burger.

It wasn't too bad actually