> > > >>A married couple is lying in bed one night. The
> > > wife
> > > >>
> > > >>is curled up, ready to go to sleep, and the
> > > husband
> > > >>
> > > >>turns his bed lamp on to read a book. As he's
> > > reading,
> > > >>
> > > >>he periodically reaches over to his wife and
> > > fondles
> > > >>
> > > >>her special area.
> > > >>
> > > >>He does this a few times, but only for a very
> > > short
> > > >>
> > > >>interval before returning to read his book. The
> > > wife
> > > >>
> > > >>gradually becomes more and more aroused assuming
> > > that
> > > >>
> > > >>her husband is seeking some encouragement she
> > gets
> > > up
> > > >>
> > > >>and starts stripping in front of him. The
> > husband
> > > is
> > > >>
> > > >>confused and asks, "Why are you taking off your
> > > >>
> > > >>clothes?" His wife replies, "You were rubbing me
> > > >>
> > > >>downtown. I thought it was foreplay," The
> > husband
> > > >>
> > > >>says, "No, not at all."
> > > >>
> > > >>His wife asks angrily, "Well, what the hell were
> > > you
> > > >>
> > > >>doing then? " I was just wetting my fingers so I
> > > could
> > > >>
> > > >>turn the pages in my book.

jesus...PWNAG3

lol, p3nag3 all teh way~!11!!

the guy must be a ***...who the help declines sex?

Why wouldn't you decline sex if a fresh corpse is awaiting you in the kitchen's freezer?