I was just wondering, from the ones who have passed or take lessons, how was your driving instructor, i have passed and mine was Safe...

But i got a text today from my cousin up in London, who said that his driving instructor muttered "****ing pakee" under his breath....hahahahaha

That ****s hilarious, was wondering if any one of you lot have had any weird driving instructor experiences....

I mean what can you say or do in that situation, i'd probably be shocked out my *******, then get really pissed..

But my cousin said that he goes to him what you say and the instructor said nothing, my cousin then started laughing.....

lol you know you're ****ed when your driving instructor calls you a pak.i (assuming that you are pakistani).

lol you know you're ****ed when your driving instructor calls you a pak.i (assuming that you are pakistani).

Thats why I was confused when mine called me a pak.i. I told him to **** off and he threatened to skull **** me.

frankly i think the driving instructor is correct.

I only know 2 asians - Amir Khan and Naseem Hamed. And both of them bastards can't drive for ****.

Keep them darkies off the road, thats what i say!

frankly i think the driving instructor is correct.

I only know 2 asians - Amir Khan and Naseem Hamed. And both of them bastards can't drive for ****.

Keep them darkies off the road, thats what i say!

Do you want me to start a petition Mick?

hmmm... i don't know..

on one hand, Asians are certainly a danger on the road. I mean, 100% of the 2 asians i know are terrors on Britains streets.

Yet, who will deliver my curry.

You have to consider the many factors.

**** it. Make a petition, i'll just have chinese tonight instead.

**** it. Make a petition, i'll just have chinese tonight instead.

lol a chinese fella delivered my pizza tonight. stupid cunt parked in the middle of the road so he was in a hurry to get back to his car. he never realised i didnt tip him however he knows my house address so im worried he might do my windows in tonight (I DONT HAVE DOUBLE GLAZING I AM VULNERABLE TO THESE KIND OF ATTACKS).

lol a chinese fella delivered my pizza tonight. stupid cunt parked in the middle of the road so he was in a hurry to get back to his car. he never realised i didnt tip him however he knows my house address so im worried he might do my windows in tonight (I DONT HAVE DOUBLE GLAZING I AM VULNERABLE TO THESE KIND OF ATTACKS).

You tip them!?!

We dont here.

But things are different down in London i guess.

We tip them up here, stops them spitting in your food mate its true, If you use the same place and dont tip they spit in your food.

bugger it, i dont care. i'd rather chew on turk spit than give em a tip for my kebab.

hmmm... i don't know..

on one hand, Asians are certainly a danger on the road. I mean, 100% of the 2 asians i know are terrors on Britains streets.

Yet, who will deliver my curry.

You have to consider the many factors.

hahahahaha.......

never have a curry delivered, you wait for an hour and when the bastrds come they forget the naan breads.....

now what, im gonna have to eat the ****ing curry with a spoon and then eat the naan breads an hour later

You tip them!?!

We dont here.

But things are different down in London i guess.

Yeah we have money.




I kid I kid.

Yeah we have money.




I kid I kid.

Pwneeeed.

you know, a pal of mine used to train with Prince Naz. My old coach used to be one of his sparring partners too - AND is still one of his best mates.

Pwneeeed.

you know, a pal of mine used to train with Prince Naz. My old coach used to be one of his sparring partners too - AND is still one of his best mates.

Introduce MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


Please, I just want my christmas card (seasons greetings) to reach Naz by christmas day!

bugger it, i dont care. i'd rather chew on turk spit than give em a tip for my kebab.

hahaha I'm lucky the Kebab shops 2 minutes walk from mine I can walk and get 1

Introduce MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


Please, I just want my christmas card (seasons greetings) to reach Naz by christmas day!

Aye..infact on a youtube video, you can see my pal. (not that you'd be interested) cos he went to America as part of the camp for the Kev Kelley brawl.

My best mate sparred with him too (my pal was a good amatuer at Ingles gym) on numerous occasions. He's a nice guy in real life apparently.

I've seen him a couple of times myself. In a snooker hall at about 3 in the morning, he was in the corner playing a few frames. Seemed pleasent enough.

mine called me a ****......




































I didn't get it :os

frankly i think the driving instructor is correct.

I only know 2 asians - Amir Khan and Naseem Hamed. And both of them bastards can't drive for ****.

Keep them darkies off the road, thats what i say!

at least we dont drink and drive

Aye..infact on a youtube video, you can see my pal. (not that you'd be interested) cos he went to America as part of the camp for the Kev Kelley brawl.

My best mate sparred with him too (my pal was a good amatuer at Ingles gym) on numerous occasions. He's a nice guy in real life apparently.

I've seen him a couple of times myself. In a snooker hall at about 3 in the morning, he was in the corner playing a few frames. Seemed pleasent enough.

Does your mate fight pro?

My mate never turned pro, no. (still wants too, he's 22). But his sparring partner, and the owner of the gym i used to go to was.

see karma for boxrec.

**** it. Make a petition, i'll just have chinese tonight instead.

Ten signitures so far. Strangely the Asians were more willing to sign than anyone else..

Surely, it is because, they themselves know more than anyone else, that they are a traffic nuisence.

Which leads me to my next point.

How do Asians manage to fit so many members of their family into a singular vehicle.

Just travel down any stretch of the motorway and i guarentee that you will spot a family of 26 Asians from the elderly to the very young all crammed into a 5 seated Vauxhall Astra.

Just imagine if Amir Khan drove into the front of that car, because he misread the road signs and was driving down a dual carrage way - the wrong way. (Which happens frequently.).

Surely, it is because, they themselves know more than anyone else, that they are a traffic nuisence.

Which leads me to my next point.

How do Asians manage to fit so many members of their family into a singular vehicle.

Just travel down any stretch of the motorway and i guarentee that you will spot a family of 26 Asians from the elderly to the very young all crammed into a 5 seated Vauxhall Astra.

Just imagine if Amir Khan drove into the front of that car, because he misread the road signs and was driving down a dual carrage way - the wrong way. (Which happens frequently.).


One of the great mysteries of life, mick. On the same level of how did Pandoras' box contain all the evils of the world? So to is how do you fit so many Asians in a bleedin' Astra.