View Full Version : **** I will miss when I'm in America


The Jake
05-08-2003, 09:37 AM
Apart from the usual **** you know you'll miss (friends, family, etc):

- Sam Newman (even though I don't watch footy, he's a funny cunt and makes me laugh hard) & The Footy Show.

- Home and Away (I will having something to laugh at, especially at my mum's expense over the dinner table with my dad)

- Souvlaki and fish and chip shops (not many Americans know wtf a souv is, let alone how good they are or what real fish and chips are)

- Real pizza (without paying $1.50 per topping)

- Wogs (I grew up with them, and now they're gone. Hell they don't even have their own culture out there it seems. No trackie dacks, bling bling jewelry and trappings, no Commodore's with pumping 2,000 subbies in the back doing doughie's out the front of the local Maccer's at midnight to impress the chickie babes, no souvlaki shops, no fish and chips shops, no Guido's Pizza shops... *sniff*).

- Chapel St (there's so many cool shops there, nice scenery, etc)

- Public transport (yes it exists here. does not in LA)

- Laid back people (Tony and Dogg being notable exceptions, everyone else gets stressed out so easily over the littlest things)

- Calling people by racist nicknames and laughing at each other (see previous point)

- Easy access to roleplaying game stores (trying to find one in LA County is an exercise in futility).

- Same with finding safe drivers (see previous point)

- Being able to drink without being considered an alcoholic (the American definition of alcoholic and our version appears to be to very very different things)

- Video stores with decent size Anime/Manga sections (and being on good enough terms to get late fees wiped 9 times out of 10 rather than being called up by some ******y machine and told to pay).

- Oma (my grandmother. I don't think I'll see her again in this lifetime once I leave and she really is the glue which held my dad's family together)

It's amazing what you realise you will miss when you really dwell on it.

- The Jake

The Jake
05-08-2003, 09:39 AM
- Bad Aussie commercials and the resultant jokes which only aussies will understand (e.g. NOT HAPPY JAN).

Magic Man
05-08-2003, 09:41 AM
...you're a boong.

The Jake
05-08-2003, 09:42 AM
YES! I will miss boong jokes as well, although that really fits under the racial slurs category!

- J.

The Jake
05-08-2003, 09:43 AM
Vegimite on english muffin with tasty cheese, with eggs on the side first thing in the morning with a nice cup of coffee.

- J.

bob
05-08-2003, 09:44 AM
lol i worte sumthing about that in that magic man poll.......

it is funny how we get uused to things that are strangely unique to us

Magic Man
05-08-2003, 09:44 AM
how about the Australian accent? I think the US one will drive you up the ****ing creek in about...oh...2 hours.

Mr. Beelzebub
05-08-2003, 09:45 AM
Real Pizza is made in NYC, young man.
And we have Souvlaki too.

The Jake
05-08-2003, 09:45 AM
No not really. That doesn't get on my tits as much as them not understanding *MY* accent.

That really gets on my tits.

- J.

bob
05-08-2003, 09:46 AM
shut up cobba

The Jake
05-08-2003, 09:47 AM
Originally posted by Mr. Beelzebub
Real Pizza is made in NYC, young man.
And we have Souvlaki too.

Dear god! An American that knows about SOUVLAKI!

Are we recording this???

Unfortunately I can't get my food delivered from NYC otherwise I would (I hear a lot about your hot dogs and pizza and I'd love to get some).

I don't think Domino in NYC delivers to LA....

- J.

The Jake
05-08-2003, 09:47 AM
Originally posted by bob
shut up cobba

Listen up mate, I do not like the cut of your jib, you understand me mate?

- J.

bob
05-08-2003, 09:49 AM
what about pizza haven

bob
05-08-2003, 09:50 AM
Originally posted by The Jake
Listen up mate, I do not like the cut of your jib, you understand me mate?

- J.


you just watch out sunshine

Magic Man
05-08-2003, 09:51 AM
why dont you start a thread talking about **** u look forward tomin the us?S?

- m

The Jake
05-08-2003, 09:52 AM
No you watch it, or I will sick Mr. Billy Blanks tryhard, M over here to whoop your ass, beat his meat over your corpse and stuff you in his fridge next to the head of his sister.

http://www.dcphoto.com/images/ma/billy_blanks/960403b.jpg

- J.

Magic Man
05-08-2003, 09:54 AM
...look at those well sculpted delts.

The Jake
05-08-2003, 09:55 AM
Ghey.

- J.

bob
05-08-2003, 09:55 AM
hahahahahahaha

Whoremaster B
05-08-2003, 10:03 AM
Alot of the **** you said was hard to find ( roleplaying stuff, good video stores, public transport, fish and chips ) is fairly easy to find in New England.

but I know, I know it doesnt have that aussie feel to it.
Im just spittin it jake, go have some vegamite ( whatever that is )on english and enjoy.

The Jake
05-08-2003, 10:04 AM
I'd be happy if I could find a decent roleplaying store in LA county. Already asked on at least one major RPG forum.

Now I have to hunt around.

- The Jake

bob
05-08-2003, 10:07 AM
do they have fritz in cali

ArjukanpoKarate
05-08-2003, 05:31 PM
"- Souvlaki and fish and chip shops (not many Americans know wtf a souv is, let alone how good they are or what real fish and chips are)"


I was saving this for a surprise but I'll tell you now... I know where to find a good Souv shop in Glendale, run by a fam of Wogs. :) (must get the address but anywayz)

ArjukanpoKarate
05-08-2003, 05:34 PM
"- Real pizza (without paying $1.50 per topping)"


@$$%*&%#@@)*# :cuss: We have real PIZZA. I will prove this to you. And the toppings are not a $1.50. :cuss:

Kamino
05-08-2003, 05:37 PM
mmmmmm.....pizza...toppings...1.50 per...waitaminute, thats F#$king crazy. **** this, Wendys it is.

ArjukanpoKarate
05-08-2003, 05:37 PM
Originally posted by Magic Man
why dont you start a thread talking about **** u look forward tomin the usa?

- m


I agree with Magic.

Magic Man
05-08-2003, 07:48 PM
http://www.users.on.net/bobbyeow/necro_owned.gif

seldomTap
05-08-2003, 08:52 PM
Arju is the uber wife!

I am lovin the necro **** pic you sick ****

shadow
05-08-2003, 08:58 PM
What about kangaroo's and koalas. Wont u miss cuddlin with them?