Magic Man
05-08-2003, 05:26 AM
...it took a while to come up with these:
1) Seldom, Jake and Bob are all wankers.
2) Too many people post on electronic message boards and it starts to interfere with real life.
3) You are never to fat to eat another twinky and another unbreakable plastic jar of high fat peanut butter.
4) Old people smell funny and should be packed into a rocket and sent to the sun.
5) Bad drivers deserve the death penalty.
6) Stupid people deserve the death penalty.
7) Neo nazis, people who dress up as Santa at christmas time, the people who dress up as a bunny during easter, people who molest animals...ALL deserve the death penalty.
8) The most economical way of getting rid of bodies is by paying NASA to pack them all into a rocket and sent them to the sun.
9) When I get a job...hahaha. Let me try again...when I get a job...hahaha...nevermind.
10) People who nag should be given the death penalty.
11) People who teach me irrelevant **** should be given the death penalty.
12) Necro**** is NOT unrellevant to today's culture...unless the body is more than a week old.
13) Women with mustaches should be given the death penalty.
14) All women should shave their pubes, ass hair and armpit hair...or else you know what happens with women with mustaches.
15) Sony is a rip off merchant.
16) Rickson is a rip off merchant.
17) Tans martial arts store in Adelaide is a rip off merchant, run by dodgy cunts.
18) Gay people should be shipped to an island...except lesbians, it should be legislation that they need to walk around naked and fondling each other's breasts at every opportunity....unless they are fat or hairy...you know what happens to them though!
19) I don't have SARS you ****s.
20) Personal thoughts posted on an Internet forum = pretty gay.
- m
1) Seldom, Jake and Bob are all wankers.
2) Too many people post on electronic message boards and it starts to interfere with real life.
3) You are never to fat to eat another twinky and another unbreakable plastic jar of high fat peanut butter.
4) Old people smell funny and should be packed into a rocket and sent to the sun.
5) Bad drivers deserve the death penalty.
6) Stupid people deserve the death penalty.
7) Neo nazis, people who dress up as Santa at christmas time, the people who dress up as a bunny during easter, people who molest animals...ALL deserve the death penalty.
8) The most economical way of getting rid of bodies is by paying NASA to pack them all into a rocket and sent them to the sun.
9) When I get a job...hahaha. Let me try again...when I get a job...hahaha...nevermind.
10) People who nag should be given the death penalty.
11) People who teach me irrelevant **** should be given the death penalty.
12) Necro**** is NOT unrellevant to today's culture...unless the body is more than a week old.
13) Women with mustaches should be given the death penalty.
14) All women should shave their pubes, ass hair and armpit hair...or else you know what happens with women with mustaches.
15) Sony is a rip off merchant.
16) Rickson is a rip off merchant.
17) Tans martial arts store in Adelaide is a rip off merchant, run by dodgy cunts.
18) Gay people should be shipped to an island...except lesbians, it should be legislation that they need to walk around naked and fondling each other's breasts at every opportunity....unless they are fat or hairy...you know what happens to them though!
19) I don't have SARS you ****s.
20) Personal thoughts posted on an Internet forum = pretty gay.
- m