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The Jake
05-08-2003, 02:23 AM
Aka. 401k plans in America.

God knows what they're called in Canada.

Out here, it's superannuation or super for short.

Basically out of every paycheck, the employer takes out a slice and stuffs it into a retirement plan for you and you're not allowed to see a dime of it until you retire.

Out here, because of the number of people who do not prepare for their retirement, the government made it mandatory that all employers MUST pay super on behalf of all employees. As a result, companies often have default institution which handles super for all staff. This is great for employees who really couldn't give a **** for the future. However it sucks for people who actually give a **** and want to change how their money is managed. For instance, because the company makes payments for you by default into their fund (thanks to the government) you CANNOT elect a fund of your choice. It goes straight into the company fund.

You can change it of course. But how often are we likely to do that?

You have to go to the bother of changing contribution details with your employer, stopping current contributions, and then rollover the contributions made from their default fund to your own. To do this every time you change jobs is just ****ing idiocy.

Over all the time I've been working, I've been with about six super plans. And withdrawing funds from each one is like extracting teeth with nothing but a pair of pliers and a bottle of scotch.

So I'm sorting out my financials. I then look at my most recent payslips for the company I was contracting for. I call up my rep there, who I get along with real well thank ****. She explains this legal crap to me and gives me a number for their nominated company.

I then realise first thing is first, verify my main super fund is ok and airtight. This is the one I want to transfer all my funds to. Only it was bought out, plans changed, all the details and contact names are totally different. 3 phone calls later, I have the info.

The second company I haven't put funds into this account for nearly 3 years now. And thanks to their ineptitude they're nearly impossible to get a hold of (four months to get a form from them to transfer out my super funds). Working on that right now. Let us hope they do not reject this form yet again for a bull**** reason (last time it was no account number, even though it was clearly there in the appropriate section).

Third company, I just called them, they're going to mail the forms out to me.... in five business days (let us hope they get here before I leave).

This is one area of people's finances they really do not want to be ****ing with and it's shrouded in so much bureaucratical bull**** that it makes it nigh impossible get **** done.

This wouldn't be a problem if people stayed in the one job for 20 years like the old days, but now it's just an epic pain in the goddamn ass.

- The Jake

seldomTap
05-08-2003, 02:34 AM
Super is a way so that the government can avoid paying pensions in 20 or so years. You watch Jake, by the time qwe have retired, the Australian social security system will be even more of a skeleton than it already is and we will be living on soup and bread if we aren't smart now!

J-Garden
05-08-2003, 02:37 AM
I've got a piggy bank filled with foreign coins. Technically if i don'twant to be a broke old man i should have started a pension scheme going 2 years ago, but its hard to find the dough for that at uni. I invest my money in Breweries and Distilleries.

The Jake
05-08-2003, 02:38 AM
In America, I hear the government borrows money from the super pension funds and isn't able to pay it back. So when the time comes for the baby boomers to retire and they cash in their shares, it will cause an economic collapse.

This is approximately around the year 2010 (give or take a few).

- The Jake

seldomTap
05-08-2003, 02:42 AM
Originally posted by J-Garden
I've got a piggy bank filled with foreign coins. Technically if i don'twant to be a broke old man i should have started a pension scheme going 2 years ago, but its hard to find the dough for that at uni. I invest my money in Breweries and Distilleries.

Wise strategy my friend...

Little known fact. If in early 2001, you bought $1000 worth of Ansett shares (defunct Aussie airline), it would be now be worth $49.

If you bought $1000 of beer, saved the empty bottles and cashed them in and got the deposit back, you would get $79.

There is method to your madness Franco

The Jake
05-08-2003, 02:44 AM
That's hysterical coz it's true... Ansett shares... hahaha... yeah I got some funds in HIH you can invest in too ... hahaha....

- The Jake

bob
05-08-2003, 02:45 AM
i dont plan to liove past 55 so i dont give a **** about superanuation. it goes against my whole live for now startergy in life

J-Garden
05-08-2003, 02:49 AM
Originally posted by seldomTap
Wise strategy my friend...

Little known fact. If in early 2001, you bought $1000 worth of Ansett shares (defunct Aussie airline), it would be now be worth $49.

If you bought $1000 of beer, saved the empty bottles and cashed them in and got the deposit back, you would get $79.

There is method to your madness Franco

Thats great news, all i need now is for someone to pay for luminous orange urine and i'll be ****ing set, i'll be the Monty Burns for the new milleium..um...num.........um.

ruffneck119
05-08-2003, 02:51 AM
That's why you have to work for a company with a good retirement plan.

Social Security os crap here in the US.

The Jake
05-08-2003, 02:53 AM
Originally posted by bob
i dont plan to liove past 55 so i dont give a **** about superanuation. it goes against my whole live for now startergy in life

That hardly made sense...

but still, to put it a different way -- thousands of dollars a year are being syphoned from your pay check to go into an account that you will never see or touch in your lifetime which could be feasibly used to buy more alcohol.

Doesn't that make you mad???

- The Jake

bob
05-08-2003, 02:55 AM
how didint that make sense........and the reason you just gave is precisley y i dont like superanuation

seldomTap
05-08-2003, 02:57 AM
If urine was worth anything, Franco would be the richest man in all of Scotland...

Bob needs to get a job to contribute to superannuation jake!

The Golden Bear
05-08-2003, 02:58 AM
Too many words to read...

bob
05-08-2003, 03:00 AM
Originally posted by seldomTap
If urine was worth anything, Franco would be the richest man in all of Scotland...

Bob needs to get a job to contribute to superannuation jake!

finally someone who understands

seldomTap
05-08-2003, 03:06 AM
I am here for you Bob!

The Jake
05-08-2003, 04:09 AM
Ghey.

- The Jake

bob
05-08-2003, 07:58 AM
whats ghey.......?

submission_guy
05-08-2003, 08:19 AM
i agree with bob, all i need is enough money to buy myself a gun when i hit 50

bob
05-08-2003, 08:22 AM
see... we younger generation know what its all about