This is a knife...


http://www.kbuenovintage.com/images/KNIFE.JPG

I can't believe is not butter!

HAHAHAHAHHAA

First, Spell my name right next time.

Second, That's not a knife, these are knifes,

http://www.coldsteel.com/index-b.html

I have the 4 inch Tanto. :)

Pffft, I use **** like that to scrape hairs off my peter.

hahaha

If it ain't Cold Steel, it's crap.
http://www.coldsteel.com/mainimage/desperado.gif

Originally posted by ArjukanpoKarate
HAHAHAHAHHAA

First, Spell my name right next time.

Second, That's not a knife, these are knifes,

http://www.coldsteel.com/index-b.html

I have the 4 inch Tanto. :) First, I will never spell your name right...Its just too hard

Second, My knife can cut butter

http://www.coldsteel.com/mainimage/colorvoygif.gif

I have the 29XT. Best knives ever!

My Walmart pocket knife has more edge than all the stock made bull**** in this ugly ass thread.

Yeah, I love Cold Steel.

I want to get the Tai Pan as well. *drool*

Originally posted by Bzob^x0


I have the 29XT. Best knives ever! A *****'s knife compared to mine...You and AdjustedcorpKarate shouldnt show your face in public again.

Kamino

You ride the little yellow school bus, don't ya. *patshead.*

Originally posted by The Ensanity
A *****'s knife compared to mine...You and AdjustedcorpKarate shouldnt show your face in public again.

You sir are challenged to a knife fight. We well see then who shouldn't be seen in public again.

Originally posted by AdultcoopKarate
You sir are challenged to a knife fight. We well see then who shouldn't be seen in public again. Ill be ready...I just got to go home and pick up me knife...I hope my mom dont get mad for use the knife TOO long, we got a good dinner tonite

Originally posted by Kamino
Pffft, I use **** like that to scrape hairs off my peter.

For the sake of your penis, never call it a peter. Especially in front of women. You'd cry if you knew the type of penis we imagine.

Originally posted by Allison
For the sake of your penis, never call it a peter. Especially in front of women. You'd cry if you knew the type of penis we imagine. HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA


PWF3D111111

i use a mach3 to do my scraping

LOL that's a goot point Allison.

Originally posted by The Ensanity
Ill be ready...I just got to go home and pick up me knife...I hope my mom dont get mad for use the knife TOO long, we got a good dinner tonite


OOoooOOOoOOoo Let's not upset the mom by taking her butter knife for a little while. BWWAHAHAHAHAHAAA

Originally posted by Allison
For the sake of your penis, never call it a peter. Especially in front of women. You'd cry if you knew the type of penis we imagine in our sewage pipes
Agreed...

Originally posted by ArjukanpoKarate
OOoooOOOoOOoo Let's not upset the mom by taking her butter knife for a little while. BWWAHAHAHAHAHAAA Yes, lets not...I live with her, you dont. She can get pretty damn mean at times.

Your mom is nothing compared to mine. My mom will threaten your life upon meeting you and do it with an evil smile....

Originally posted by Kamino
Agreed...

Oh man. You really got me there with your stealth quoting abilities.

Forget I said anything. Keep calling it a peter, you ****ing flamer. I hope a woman laughs in your face and calls it "cute".

Edited for spelling, so that I do not seem hypocritical when I correct yours.

Originally posted by ArjukanpoKarate
Your mom is nothing compared to mine. My mom will threaten your life upon meeting you and do it with an evil smile.... My mom will throw 2-liters at your head if you dont buy her something sweet to eat.(no joke, just ask my best friend...damn she has aim.)

I have the "TV Knife" the one that will cut through a car motor, biotches.

Originally posted by Allison
Oh man. You really got me there with your stealth quoting abilities.

Forget I said anything. Keep calling it a peter, you ****ing flamer. I hope a women laughs in your face and calls it "cute". HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA


2nd PWNAGE!!!!

my mom brings me food at lunch and dinner time.

Just for reference, what would be a good thing for a women to say when seeing a man's dick?

"I want that monster pounded into me like a rail ****e!," or something of that nature?

**** is good for me as long as you have one.

You can call yours a peter, too, Tong.

Originally posted by Allison
For the sake of your penis, never call it a peter. Especially in front of women. You'd cry if you knew the type of penis we imagine.

What do you imagine when I say ruby headed love dart? How about Mr. Happy?

Originally posted by Allison
Oh man. You really got me there with your stealth quoting abilities.

Forget I said anything. Keep calling it a peter, you ****ing flamer. I hope a woman laughs in your face and calls it "cute".

Edited for spelling, so that I do not seem hypocritical when I correct yours.
Ever try to say the word "cute" three times properly with a mini dogwood jammed down to your molars? I know, its hard. But thats okay, because Peter and I always and I mean ALWAYS win that contest.

If you called it a ruby-headed love dart, I'd either be very disturbed or laugh hysterically, depending on how serious you were.

i got the bronze

Originally posted by The Ensanity
My mom will throw 2-liters at your head if you dont buy her something sweet to eat.(no joke, just ask my best friend...damn she has aim.)

HAHAHAHAHHAAA


Well, my mom when she says wash the dishes, she really means clean the whole kitchen from top to bottom, and if it's not done the way she likes it, you have to do it over again.

What's a peter?

Originally posted by Allison
If you called it a ruby-headed love dart, I'd either be very disturbed or laugh hysterically, depending on how serious you were.

Given my history, you'd probably be laughing hysterically...:nonono:

Originally posted by Kamino
Ever try to say the word "cute" three times properly with a mini dogwood jammed down to your molars? I know, its hard. But thats okay, because Peter and I always and I mean ALWAYS win that contest.

Let's discuss "internet peter sizes" right after we decide which martial art is the best, which religion is really getting saved, and whether or not Rickson is God.

Put the mini dogwood away, big guy.

Originally posted by LukeDothSucketh
What's a peter?
That wiggling log of joy I crammed in your left ear Monday afternoon in the bathroom of Wendys.

lets also discuss if zach de la rocha is sexier than axl rose

Knives are for *******...

Originally posted by ruffneck
Knives are for *******...

You mean in your world nothing has to be cut? That doesn't sound like any fun...

http://members.aol.com/valetudo2005/cut.jpg

Originally posted by ruffneck
Knives are for *******...


HAHAHAHA

That didn't stop you from jumping back like 2 feet, and then backing away real slow, when I showed you my Knifes.


:devil

I'll take a staff over a bloody knife anyday...as long as my staff has a hook blade at the tip.

I agree Ruff.

Originally posted by Allison
Let's discuss "internet peter sizes" right after we decide which martial art is the best, which religion is really getting saved, and whether or not Rickson is God.

Put the mini dogwood away, big guy.

Let's get one thing straight here lizard lover - Rickson is god.

- The Jake

Originally posted by ruffneck
Knives are for *******...

Agreed.....

If someone refers to their Dick as a "johnson" do women think there is a small person down there?

Originally posted by The Ensanity
A *****'s knife compared to mine...You and AdjustedcorpKarate shouldnt show your face in public again.

You are mistaken..It is razer sharp and i am not afraid to use it.

:)

Originally posted by Bzob^x0
You are mistaken..It is razer sharp and i am not afraid to use it.

:)

Are we talking knives or johnsons here? I'm confused now.

- The Jake

Originally posted by The Ensanity
This is a knife...


http://www.kbuenovintage.com/images/KNIFE.JPG

On another note, I feel compelled to add that this joke loses it's hillarity long after the 11 billionth use of it.

This is not a joke that can be recycled ad nausem, like making fun of Vod's weight or Dogg's height.

Just a heads up. All it really does is want to make the recipient Aussie do is drive the ****ing thing into your head, gouge out your eyes with it and skull **** you.

Just a quick FYI.

- J.

I see Jake, aussies use knives big enough to skin a croc and make boots out of em Eh?

Originally posted by The Jake
On another note, I feel compelled to add that this joke loses it's hillarity long after the 11 billionth use of it.

This is not a joke that can be recycled ad nausem, like making fun of Vod's weight or Dogg's height.

Just a heads up. All it really does is want to make the recipient Aussie do is drive the ****ing thing into your head, gouge out your eyes with it and skull **** you.

Just a quick FYI.

- J. **** YOU, YAHOO



























http://www.robisworried.com/yahoos.jpg


and **** MAGIC MOUNTAIN

YAY its Yahoo Serious!

Yahoo serious=Australian Carrot Top

Ensanity,

I'm going to cut you up into so many little pieces and then feed you to my dogs, the cops will never know what happened to you.

Originally posted by ArjukanpoKarate
Ensanity,

I'm going to cut you up into so many little pieces and then feed you to my dogs, the cops will never know what happened to you. No youre not...youre going to cut me up a Ribeye with that knife and feed it to me

Piss off mate. So not going to happen.

Originally posted by ArjukanpoKarate
Piss off mate. So not going to happen. and like your previous post was going to happen...HA HA

'Piss off mate.'

HAHA Dudette, drop the Aussie act

How do you really know that I won't cut you in to tiny little pieces? hmmm You have only met me once. :devil

I like Aussie slang. It reminds me of my husband and how he makes me laugh every time says a key Aussie phrase.:P

Originally posted by ArjukanpoKarate
How do you really know that I won't cut you in to tiny little pieces? hmmm You have only met me once. :devil

I like Aussie slang ::-p: It reminds me of my husband and how he makes me laugh every time says a key Aussie phrase. I met you once, true...from that I know you wouldnt hurt me.

and yes, Aussie slang is funny

hehehe I might hurt you, just because I feel like it. :devil .....

Originally posted by ArjukanpoKarate
hehehe I might hurt you, just because I feel like it. :devil ..... if you do, Ill tell...

OOoOoOOOoooo You will tell who?

Originally posted by ArjukanpoKarate
OOoOoOOOoooo You will tell who? Yo momma...and ill throw in 'she didnt finish the kitchen'!

hahahaha

There's a guy at my work who looked like Yahoo Serious. I used to give him so much **** over it. :)

- J.