I guess they aren't comfortable with the internet unless the site they visit gives them 300 ads per post and a mandatory minimum of at least 5 or so morons with retard-avatars, neglective parents or GEDs.

We're rockstars over there.

We should ask Jeffrey to host the GlobalMMA.com Pancrase Invitational pictures. All his users are gonna be over here lookin at em anyway.

*BAMF*

Hahahahaha!!!!!!

Pop-up blocker foo.

Can you block this right hook?

oOoOoOooohhhhh.

You ain't takin that ****, Ruff.

I think you have a point there Dave. ;)

hopefully jeff comes over to the brew-a-que

If he came to the Brew-a-que, I'd wear my Sherdog shirt.

ahaha, as usual the ghost dishes out verbal ownage!

Wait, did you say Pancrase? Does this mean open hand slapping?

I may have to drop out. I got sensitive palms.

i'm seriously gonna invite him. he's a pretty cool guy in person. well, at least i think so.

Cold has a phat ass single out now called "Stupid Girl" That **** is hot. Now back to your regularly scheduled verbal p3nage sessions.

I've been a huge Cold fan for a few years now, and that song ****ing sucks ass.

Cold doing a song OBVIOUSLY meant for Weezer = SUCKAGE.

I hate pop ups, especial because i am at work when i am posting.

Shut up *****. Cold owns your scrawny candyass anyday. Go listen to some Limp Bizkit and cut yourself with a rusty butterknife you lifeless pile of ***** cum.

Originally posted by Lei Tong
Wait, did you say Pancrase? Does this mean open hand slapping?

I may have to drop out. I got sensitive palms.

you need closed fist- nhb rules? fine by me. as long as ruff agrees.. its on.

What a ****in' moron. I guess you hate a group unless you like every song they ever release.

As for your half ass attempt at an insult, the only explenation I can think of is that having your head burried so far up your own ass for an extended period of time has resulted in your own vile **** fumes rotting what's left of your pea-sized brain.

Palm strikes to the dome hurts like hell. Open hand rules.

As long as there's gloves, I don't mind taking a few haymakers to the cabeza.

Originally posted by GhosT^x0
We should ask Jeffrey to host the GlobalMMA.com Pancrase Invitational pictures. All his users are gonna be over here lookin at em anyway.


HAHAHAHA!:lol1:

more ****ing views than UFC 42 thread!!!:lol1:


TTT baby..... NUMBA 1111111111111111111!!!!111111

That ink splat you called a dick will be shafted inside in that little rice cake you call a brain if you don't shut the **** up.Tell yo mama I'll be over around ten. Also tell that ***** I need my money by Friday. I'm going to Disney World with your aunt in JUne. Thanks bro.

kamino- we agree on something.... lets take a picture of this moment... i want to remember it.


lei- so is that a YES to nhb or a YES to pancrase? we can give you 2 special rules... its all good.

If you had a pair half the size of that gaping ****hole you call a mouth, you'd actually try and make me mad. As it is, you're simply annoying me with your idiotic banter being passed off as talking smack.

Dogg- Whichever Ruff prefers. But if we ARE going to do special rules, how about one whe I get to start in kneebar positon?

Damn I want to come to Cali so bad to school you dudes in some Vale Tudo style combat. Maybe oneday...

Originally posted by Lei Tong
If you had a pair half the size of that gaping ****hole you call a mouth, you'd actually try and make me mad. As it is, you're simply annoying me with your idiotic banter being passed off as talking smack.

Dogg- Whichever Ruff prefers. But if we ARE going to do special rules, how about one whe I get to start in kneebar positon?

you funny ****. goin off on kamino then talkin like nothin just happened, lol. cool. i will get more details for you over the next few days. i would suggest running or something.


kamino- what size are you? height? weight? cruise on down brutha.

I'm 5'11 and 200 even.

Kamino got owned by me last night. All I said was stop being an ass, and pow he STFU and said "ok". Blake provided the owned pics for me.

Lei Tong I don't think you want me to hit you closed fist bro.

Originally posted by Kamino
I'm 5'11 and 200 even.

We're built similarly.

The ok meant you eat Old Kooter. thats all.enjoy your crabs bro.

Heavy Hands.

Originally posted by GhosT^x0
We're built similarly.

Originally posted by GhosT^x0
We're built similarly.
whats your favorite area of combat? Striking, takedowns, ground submissions, counter striking, etc.

Striking. Since I fight Southpaw, I've found that my basics are advanced to most conventional fighters... which makes my advanced knowledges even worse for my opponent.

Originally posted by GhosT^x0
We're built similarly.

Awesome. I'm well versed in the southpaw and orthodox stances. I often confuse my opponent by switching in mid battle. I'm a major plam striker my self and have explosive takedown abilites. My legs are pretty large and powerful but I still need to work on roundhouse kicks w/o losing balance. haven't really masteresd upper body subs except for ther basic armbar and keylock. Im pretty good with heel hooks and other leg locks.

Originally posted by Kamino
I often confuse my opponent by switching in mid battle.

don't forget your constant drooling and barking

Originally posted by Curly Howard
don't forget your constant drooling and barking
Damn Curly, good spot. Forgot about those powers. trust me if I let out a "what the hell" bark in mid brawl, you'll stop in yer tracks. I only drool when Im in top mount. Nothing like ole slob to blind yo ass.

I recorded the highest freeweight legpress max in jr. high, it was a little over 900 lbs. I've always had naturally strong legs because of skateboarding, football and labor work... southpaw kicks are the most lethal in the game in my opinion, as evidenced by Mirko. My kicks are better than my hands.

I can switch mid fight if I want to, but I prefer not to. Sometimes I confuse myself with my combos... I'm more comfortable moving to the outside of the jab to get around it, rather than switching up to match it & try countering it.

No offense man, but legpresses are queer.

Me too, I'm a natural righty but fight as a southpaw because it's easier for me to transition into my takedowns from there because of my Judo background.

Originally posted by Tom
No offense man, but legpresses are queer.

Gimme a break here. We were doing max press testing in weight lifting.

I'll let ya slide this time.
Start squattin' foo.

I rep 325 in sets of 20 on the squat.

Nice. You should start on a strength training routine, you could be a ****ing house in no time bro.

I rep 295 x 10, my squat is going up real quick because i just started to do is regularly again about a month ago. I'm down to 168 lbs, just weighed myself today. I might lose a couple more lbs to get down to 7% BF for the summer.

I'd be happy as hell to get under 10% BF for the summer. I haven't measured it in about 5 years, last time I did I was just over 10%.

Still not bad man. I was about 12%, then i started to diet about 2 1/2 weeks ago and i'm around 9% now.

I was advised to do more striking and grappling than weights. My trainers want me faster... I am already very strong, and they're right... I need more speed in my burst striking.

I'll be training hard throughout the summer to shed this last 10 or so lbs thats givin me a hard time. I can cut to get under 190 right now, but I don't want to have to cut more than 5-10 lbs (for health reasons) on a consistent basis to be fighting at 185.

I'm about 197 now.

You can always train explosively with weights. School is done for me this friday, and i'm looking to get back into BJJ or take up Muay Thai. Not sure yet.

I'm right at about 200 now. I could drop to 185 quick if I wanted to. I'm actually thinking about walking about walking @ 180- 185 and fighting @ 170. I don't know if I want to get that small though, I like being kind of jacked.

I'm more into the striking these days. It's giving me the better upper body workout, and will help me to burn the most bodyfat.

I do things such as weighted striking, & gravity boots, is that what you mean by training explosively?

I train my penis explosively, does that count?

Originally posted by LukeDothSucketh
I train my penis explosively, does that count?

HAHAHAHA! Me too! I train for an emphasis on distance and volume!

I train for fast striking combo's

Pancrase? You ******* should fight me UFC 1 style. Then I'll show you what a angry Canadian with a ****ty job can do to you

**** that, a man is most dangerous when he's got nothing to lose. Creed would be better off fighting a savage grizzley bear than rampaging one of us.