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mgkirkpatrick 12-19-2007, 03:03 AM ok so i saw this thread in the limey lounge and i thought it would go alright..
you're at the pub and ****'s about to kick off.. you get to pick 4 blokes at your side
1. a current aussie boxer
2. a former aussie boxer
3. an aussie sportsmen (not from a combat sport)
4. an aussie celebrity
mgkirkpatrick 12-19-2007, 03:06 AM my picks..
1. katsidis (can you imagine him hitting you bareknuckle?) (haumono might be good too)
2. lester ellis (that cunt's crazy.. and he'd be pissed as a newt so you know he'd do some damage)
3. carl webb ( big bull is mad as a cut snake he fought as an amateur so i might be cheating.. did you blokes know he beat alex leapai when he was 3 years younger than him? what could have been hey..)
4. russel crowe.. (old rusty loves a scrap.. is big enough.. and has done some fighting when filming cinderella man)
Dick-Sucker 12-19-2007, 03:19 AM ok so i saw this thread in the limey lounge and i thought it would go alright..
you're at the pub and ****'s about to kick off.. you get to pick 4 blokes at your side
1. a current aussie boxer
2. a former aussie boxer
3. an aussie sportsmen (not from a combat sport)
4. an aussie celebrity
1. Mundine. I want to see him time one on the guy, like he did in the second round against Soliman. Also, i want to see him fight in that American gangsta ****e he wears because its going to be funny.
2. Kosta Tzyu. I just want to hear him trying to be diplomatic. with that Russian accent trying to prevent the fight. Would be hilarious.
3. Andrew Symonds. I think this guy would just about eat anyone alive.
4. Ian Roberts. Technically he is a celebrity now hes retired from footy. The guy is a vicious fighter. I remember him making an absolute mess of a few other footballers.
mgkirkpatrick 12-19-2007, 04:09 AM 1. Mundine. I want to see him time one on the guy, like he did in the second round against Soliman. Also, i want to see him fight in that American gangsta ****e he wears because its going to be funny.
2. Kosta Tzyu. I just want to hear him trying to be diplomatic. with that Russian accent trying to prevent the fight. Would be hilarious.
3. Andrew Symonds. I think this guy would just about eat anyone alive.
4. Ian Roberts. Technically he is a celebrity now hes retired from footy. The guy is a vicious fighter. I remember him making an absolute mess of a few other footballers.
yeah but... you know... he's gay :blowjob:
andigold 12-19-2007, 04:21 AM ok so i saw this thread in the limey lounge and i thought it would go alright..
you're at the pub and ****'s about to kick off.. you get to pick 4 blokes at your side
1. a current aussie boxer
2. a former aussie boxer
3. an aussie sportsmen (not from a combat sport)
4. an aussie celebrity
1. Kats is gone so I'll take Haumono. Nothing like having a giant, shaven headed islander on your side. :)
2. Tony "Bull(mad)Dog" Miller. I trained with Tony in the mid 80's and he was the toughest guy I've ever known. Never taken a backward step in his life, steel wrapped in leather.
3. Barry Hall from the Sydney Swans. The word is he can go a bit.
4. This was tricky, I thought Eddie Macguire first in the hope he would get smashed but then I figured I would never be in the Pub drinking with him so I've gone for Chopper Read.
andigold 12-19-2007, 04:22 AM yeah but... you know... he's gay :blowjob:
Mundine? :)
mgkirkpatrick 12-19-2007, 04:30 AM Mundine? :)
:lol1: good karma given
mickeyb 12-19-2007, 04:30 AM 1. Katsidis - you know, even if he cops a chair in the head and his face is hanging on by a thread, he's still going to be chopping away, not even flinching.
2. Gimmie Joe Bugner - he beat Henry Cooper, the man who shook up a prime-Ali...so he must pack a wallop.
3. Aussie Athlete? ...erm...Shane Warne, just to carry on with the heavyweight theme..
4. Celeb... lets go with Dame Edna Everage, he/she can be a mean piece of work when it gets going.
infestacide 12-19-2007, 06:06 AM pub brawls are for wankers.
mgkirkpatrick 12-19-2007, 06:13 AM pub brawls are for wankers.
haha well its just a bit of hypothetical chat
you can pick who you'd wanna sit around and knit with :D
infestacide 12-19-2007, 06:15 AM betty crocker baby!
Biggus Dickus 12-19-2007, 06:18 PM hahaha Good thread. My picks:
1. Current boxer = Solomon Haumono
2. Former Boxer = Jeff Fenech
3. Sportstar = Barry Hall
4. Celeb = Eddie Mcguire (just because I'd love to see him KTFO)
Brunswick Assassin 12-21-2007, 09:35 PM This crew would be devastating down King St on a Friday night!
Current Aussie Boxer: Paul Briggs
Former Aussie Boxer: Jeff Fenech
Aussie Sportsperson: Tony Lockett
Aussie Celebrity: Dermott Brereton
mgkirkpatrick 12-21-2007, 10:03 PM wow yeah good point about paul briggs. forgot about him
brently1979 12-21-2007, 10:27 PM This crew would be devastating down King St on a Friday night!
Current Aussie Boxer: Paul Briggs
Former Aussie Boxer: Jeff Fenech
Aussie Sportsperson: Tony Lockett
Aussie Celebrity: Dermott Brereton
I'd take Harding over Fenech any day. Harding was a tough bastard.
Brunswick Assassin 12-22-2007, 06:46 PM I'd take Harding over Fenech any day. Harding was a tough bastard.
Harding was a tough bastard with a short fuse to go with it!
infestacide 12-22-2007, 06:50 PM lol fenech would just run in after the brawl and steal every1s watches.
woftam 12-22-2007, 06:59 PM I'd take Harding over Fenech any day. Harding was a tough bastard.
He certainly was. He used to block punches with his face but he was terrific value for money to watch.
Azana 12-24-2007, 12:16 AM 1. a current aussie boxer: Paul Briggs
2. a former aussie boxer: Kostya Tszyu, John Wayne Parr or Adam Watt
3. an aussie sportsmen (not from a combat sport): Carl Webb or Ian Roberts
4. an aussie celebrity: Tania Zaetta :lol1:
bloogertag 12-27-2007, 05:50 AM 1. kali meehan
2. kostya (has he even retired yet?, if not then id go fenech)
3. cam mooney
4. steve irwin if he were here today, but if i cant have him then id go rusty crowe.
porlie 12-27-2007, 09:07 AM Thought one of you lot woulda had Crocodile Dundee in ya team, bet he can have a fight lol.
Greatwhitehope 12-29-2007, 01:49 AM 1. Sakio Bika
2. Kostya
3. Steven Bradbury-seems to be a lucky bastard
4. Eric Bana
Salty 01-02-2008, 07:52 AM I'd take the Q-train (Quinten Lynch) and thats all i'd need could have a beer with the other three blokes and watch him go at it. Seriously that guy is a joke no wonder eagles can't kick a goal.
I'd go, Green not because he's good just supporting WA,
Fenech if your low enough to steal a watch your easily low enough to be in a brawl
Mal Michael, Johnothon brown or that giant from the rugby league willy mason.
and richie benaud
mgkirkpatrick 01-02-2008, 08:16 AM lol at bradbury and benaud as selections
Greatwhitehope 01-02-2008, 08:31 AM Good point on Mal Michael, guy looks like he could stabbed and he'd just shake his head then flatten the guy.
infestacide 01-02-2008, 09:11 AM cant believe no1 has steady eddy
every1 would just laugh at the cunt.
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