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Curly Howard
05-07-2003, 02:22 PM
By The Associated Press

SEATTLE - Now on the way: "Surfing on the loo" with Internet access at portable toilets

The iLoo being developed by the MSN division of Microsoft Corp. in Britain is a standard portable toilet — a loo to the English — with a wireless (news - web sites) keyboard and extending, height-adjustable plasma screen in front of the seat.


There would also be a "Hotmail station" with waterproof keyboard and plasma screen on the outside for those waiting in line.


MSN officials say they're negotiating for the manufacture of toilet paper imprinted with Web addresses that users may not have tried.


"The Internet's so much a part of everyday life now that surfing on the loo was the next natural step," MSN marketing manager Tracy Blacher said. "People used to reach for a book or mag(azine) when they were on the loo, but now they'll be logging on."


The device is expected to be in use at festivals this summer in Britain, the Seattle Post-Intelligencer reported Tuesday. There's no word on if, or when, the iLoo will make its way across the pond.





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wondermut
05-07-2003, 02:24 PM
poo on the screen....ewwwwwwwwwwwww

Bluecifer
05-07-2003, 02:25 PM
I can't wait to get one in my building, I'm tired of having to sneak in reading material...

Curly Howard
05-07-2003, 02:26 PM
I wouldn't want to touch that keyboard with out a BIG can of lysol

Mr. Beelzebub
05-07-2003, 02:28 PM
That is gonna rock, pooping is the most relaxing time of the day for me.

ruffneck119
05-07-2003, 02:43 PM
That would be bad ass but how would they keep that **** clean?

Bluecifer
05-07-2003, 02:44 PM
I wear gloves 24/7, don't like leaving prints...

The Ensanity
05-07-2003, 02:52 PM
No reason to leave the toilet

The Jake
05-08-2003, 04:42 AM
Wierdness....

- The Jake

The Jake
05-08-2003, 04:50 AM
When they're got Internet connectivity running to toilets, how long before they expand to monitoring?

At least they're not installing IP cameras in toilets to monitor staff... that could be done very easily at the last place I was at, and it would freak ppl out majorly.

- The Jake

realkaps
05-08-2003, 04:55 AM
I want one of those in my house, if I had a mini fridge and microwave to go with it, I would never leave the bathroom......

The Jake
05-08-2003, 04:59 AM
Reminds me of that chair from Home Improvement in the bathroom they had with the bar, fridge,microwave and tv remote :)

- The Jake

realkaps
05-08-2003, 05:11 AM
The Mans bathroom, that was cool, 100% stainless steal.....

submission_guy
05-08-2003, 08:11 AM
it would be cool untill someone leaves jizz on the monitor or somthing.

bob
05-08-2003, 08:20 AM
id take a dump on the keyboard

submission_guy
05-08-2003, 08:28 AM
pwn3d!

Fallout
05-08-2003, 10:38 AM
They already have a fridge with net access, why not a toilet?