rtbrouwer: hey man
DOGGx0: hey bro
rtbrouwer: wanna learn dutch?
DOGGx0: sure
rtbrouwer: okay, well, what do you wanna learn? I have a good idea.... With everything I type I type the dutch translation behind it
rtbrouwer: hi how are you? / hoi, hoe is het?
DOGGx0: ok. how are you?
rtbrouwer: I am fine, how are you you doing? /// met mij prima, en met jou?
rtbrouwer: is dutch so boring or did you just fell asleep? /// is nederlands zo saai of ben je gewoon in slaap gevallen?
DOGGx0: lol.. no i am looking back and forth at american then to dutch to see how it might relate
DOGGx0: jou = doing?
rtbrouwer: jou = you
rtbrouwer: doing is not included in the dutch translation..... doing can be translated in 2 ways..... In this case it should be "gaat"... so you get how are you doing = hoe gaat het met jou?
rtbrouwer: and doing in the way of doing something = doen.... e.g. I am doing the dishes = ik ben de vaat aan het DOEN
rtbrouwer: get it?
DOGGx0: zo saai = so boring?
rtbrouwer: yes
rtbrouwer: you are the bomb
DOGGx0: :-)
rtbrouwer: ohw... forgot the translation...... yes = ja and you are the bomb is jij bent de bom
rtbrouwer: jij = you....... bent = are..... de = the...... bom = bomb
rtbrouwer: any other questions? enige andere vragen?
DOGGx0: zo jij bent gevallen?
rtbrouwer: what do you mean by that?
DOGGx0: so you are asleep?
DOGGx0: is that right?
rtbrouwer: so you are aspleep should be translated...... dus jij slaapt?
rtbrouwer: so can be translated as dus and zo
rtbrouwer: you translate it als zo if you use it to compare things....... e.g. you are so stupid..... jij bent zo dom
DOGGx0: why dus?
DOGGx0: ahh
rtbrouwer: if you use it as a question....... so, you are sleeping..... dus, jij slaapt?
DOGGx0: i see
rtbrouwer: in the way I just said sleeping. "ben je gewoon in slaap gevallen" that means, have you just fallen asleep
rtbrouwer: zo jij bent gevallen? mean "that, you have fallen"
DOGGx0: ohhh
DOGGx0: what about sleep?
rtbrouwer: sleep = slaap
DOGGx0: ahh.. i see
rtbrouwer: but slaap is also temple....... sleeping is slapen..... but being hit on the temple = geslagen worden op de slaap
rtbrouwer: haha, we have a lot of dubble meanings for words........ contexts are very important in dutch compared to english
DOGGx0: no **** man
DOGGx0: weirdos
rtbrouwer: hahaha, this only the beginning....... we have so many forms for one word
rtbrouwer: he sleeps = hij slaapt
rtbrouwer: I sleep = ik slaap
rtbrouwer: they sleep = zij slapen
rtbrouwer: they have slept = zij hebben geslapen
DOGGx0: ik = i?
rtbrouwer: he fell asleep = hij is in slaap gevallen
rtbrouwer: I = ik
rtbrouwer: you still get everything?
rtbrouwer: lol
DOGGx0: lol
DOGGx0: kinda
DOGGx0: i gotta eat
DOGGx0: this is crazy
rtbrouwer: also, the way sentences are constructed in dutch are way diffirent
DOGGx0: dutch is cmplicated
DOGGx0: lol
rtbrouwer: alright..... I am gonna have dinner as well
DOGGx0: :-)
DOGGx0: we'll get back to this
rtbrouwer: when I get back I'll show you something funny about the languages
DOGGx0: ;-).. thx
DOGGx0: k
rtbrouwer: yw, it's my pleasure... it's fun
DOGGx0: :-)

Bedankt, lievard.

Ensanican:

Oh, this is an interesting post/ I wish I never read this ****!

dutch looks hard.

I was thinking of going to Amsterdam one of these days, I think I'd love it....How do you say "How much for a blowjob?" in dutch?

yes it does.

Allison, it should be LievErd instead of lievArd.

Blue Bulldoge.... How much for a blowjob? = wat kost een pijpbeurt?

Only thing is.. if you ask it in dutch you get an answer in dutch and you still don't know **** so I suggest you just ask it in english since all whores speak english

Originally posted by rtbrouwer
Allison, it should be LievErd instead of lievArd.

Blue Bulldoge.... How much for a blowjob? = wat kost een pijpbeurt?

Only thing is.. if you ask it in dutch you get an answer in dutch and you still don't know **** so I suggest you just ask it in english since all whores speak english

ALL whores speak English?!? SWEET!!!!

i want a blowjob

i give people that can speak two different languages a lot of credit, because i tried to learn Spanish, which i believe is one opf the easier languages to learn, and i was so confused. It's hard to learn another language imo.

hahaha, nice tom...... Ich sprechte Deutch, aber nicht so gut (I speak german, but not so good)... Ik spreek Nederlands, uiteraard vloeiend (I speak dutch... fluent ofcourse) and I can speak a fair amount of english....... I went to spain for a 2 week holiday and in the end of the holiday I could easily order my food etc in spanish and even understand a big part of the conversations the spanish had....... Spanish is very easy!

i guess i'm stupid.

I need to ask for sex and blowjobs in many languages. that way i can learn No at the same time as well as all the curse words of that language.

Dutch = Austin Powers dad hates them.

Yo hablo español, gracias.

me hablo un poco de español...... como esta?

that's what- i speak a little spanish, how are ya?

Chupa mi verga y te doy cinco dolores.

LOL@Blue