At work and I'm bored.. gunna go home in a lil bit for my lunch break and drink a lil bit of whiskey and sprite to feel good.. smoke a lil, then go back to work. Goin to Kokomo's this Friday night, any body who would like to get dirty-freaky with me and dance is welcome to cruise on by Friday night. I wish work would let me get naked right now.

:devil

Man that's harsh.. no one wants to talk to me or wha? 17 views and no one posted. I take this personally, but not that much. Don't worry.. I'll be fine. I feel like dancing.

SALSA!!! I need a dance partner. "Would you like to dance?" .. "I was waiting for you to ask me that." .. "Then let us make our way to the dance floor.. and SALSA!!!!!"

I'd like to disembowel you with a blunt chop stick.

And don't worry holmes. Nobody wants to talk to my ass either. I never get invited to any of those cool AOL rooms or anything. I'm like the weird kid who never got picked for stick ball.

nothing is better than WEED and SALSA. keep up the good work, Mouse.

Originally posted by Squezze
And don't worry holmes. Nobody wants to talk to my ass either. I never get invited to any of those cool AOL rooms or anything. I'm like the weird kid who never got picked for stick ball.

3 amigos?:?:

Hmm this friday a? I don't know are you a cool guy that won't take advantage of me?

I take advantage of everyone.

www.kokomos.net

Nice avatar

Gracias.

No alchy hahahaha how lame.

Are you a boy or a girl?

I'm a boy.:noangel:

*points finger* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You got somethin to say? Man up and say it *****, I'm waiting.

I did tough "guy". I was laughing at you for all your chicklike qualities! That **** is funny!

Stop lickin my dick, puppy... you've already swolled. Now go make me a sandwhich.

What are 10 you years old or retarded? That's the best a dickless cumguzzling retard like you has go? *yawn* Come on. I'll give you one more shot before I cleave your witless head from your shoulders with my verbal machete. You may begin maam.

You start this with me with no previous accusations... just came outta no where. People like you make me want to do things to 'em... like string you up with thin metal wire and nail you to my wall right over the drain on the floor. I'd take a razor blade and slice you open in sellect areas, letting your blood slowly seep from out of your body. I would take a single-tail whip to your naked, blood-dripping body and whip the wounds open even deeper. THen I'd set the whip down, walk over to you.. and stick my tongue in the opened bloody meet of your body, tearing your flesh from your body with my teeth.. slowly as to hear it rip aside from your screaming and twitching. I'd then take toe-nail clippers and clip off your nipples and put them in my mouth.. i'd cover your screaming mouth with mine, and let your freshly-clipped-off nipples slide down your throat as I french kiss you and stick my dick into the opened meet of your body, preferably right above your kidney. .. then after all of that I would get evil and dirty with you, and show u pain you've never even dreamed about.

*****.

Holy ****! That was pretty good! I must say that I'm impressed by the level of your psychosis! I was looking for a battle but the threats of torture, bleeding me and ****ing open wounds on my body have left me speechless...to be continued when I decide what the best course of action is. After all, with the exception of calling me ***** you didn't even insult me, you just threatened me with torture mutilation and death with just hint of homoerotic violence. You should be writing for the S&m mags or something...You and Matt would probably hit it off.

You know it turned you on.

You tried a little too hard mouse.

Just a little...the whipping my naked body part and the cutting off off my nipples with the toe-nail clipper was oddly and surprisingly erotic...

when you take a razor blade and slice open the skin.. then take a single tail whip to the wound.. once the end of the whip hits the cut, it grabs the skin and rips it even deeper and wider.. thats y u cut it first.. its more painful that way for the victim.

...if u cut deeply the skin with a blade.. and staple it together with a staple gun, THEN whip it.. it's even more painful because then the staple helps rip the flesh slower, yet more painfully.

Ugggghhh!!!! Not that you're a sicko or anything, but have you considered lithium?

I'm in the Bondage and S&M croud in Hollywood.. used to be more into it actually, not as heavily lately anymore. Clubs, after parties, private parties, illegal parties... haha. But yea, I'm not a sick bastard.. just the exploration of a more risque pleasure than you're used to.

Ahhhh, Hollywood! That reminds me of places like girls, girls, girls, the 7th veil and the body shop....sweet, sweet memories. I'm scared of S&M chicks because of the possible pain that they might cause on my penis, put I think I understand the theory.

You don't have to do the ****-and-ball torture if you don't want... most dominatrix chicks will discuss what is okay, and not okay to do before you start playing together.

How much do they charge(I've seen there ads) and what exactly do they do?

Depends on who u know, where u go, and what you want done exactly.. it can be free depending on who u know, or it can cost hundreds of dollars. It all varies.

I'm horny now. I miss my razor blades. )=

...but when I get home from work!! hehehe :lovers:

Originally posted by Blue Bulldogge
You and Matt would probably hit it off.

I thought mouse was Matt......

Originally posted by lightweight
I thought mouse was Matt......

Is that true? Matt are you Mouse? I mean Mouse are you Matt? Have you seen The Secretary?

I could be wrong but I figure so because:

-Matt Jensen isn't in the members section anymore
-Mouse also has a thing for s@m, cutting himself with razorblades, long torture posts, sexing up the ladies and kinky avs.

Yeah, oops! I should have caught on when he threatend to flay me alive **** my kidney hole....Sorry about that Mr. Mouse!

hehe it's okay. I'm quite content right now. I just sliced my arm open in three different spots with a thin razor, watched as the blood trickled down my arm slowly, and off of the tips of my finger tips where each drop landed onto the ever slowly growing puddle of warm blood. Cleaning blood up is a *****, an art form within itself, but I am finished now and am sitting in pure delight right now typing this post.. about to make myself a drink.

Didn't take you long to figure out who I am did it? (-: Yes it is me, just a different screen name.

:devil

Did you see that movie the Secretary? It's about a female submissive who finds the right boss. She cut herself up too. Kind of talks about why and it was pretty interesting.

i think mouse may have some issues..........and by the way what the **** was with the name of this thread

Oh, Matt Matt Matt...... still trying to get the *****es to make you a sandwich......