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Magic Man
05-07-2003, 03:39 AM
I got some sort of hydrophobia, I'm scared of the sea - no **** I will NOT ****ing swim in the sea anymore. I'm scared to **** of sharks - even in swimming pools, I have crazy ideas that the pool is actually a shark aquarium like in those james bond movies and someone is going to let out the sharks and I'll be killed.

Damn steven spielberg and his masterpiece! :mad:

The Jake
05-07-2003, 04:03 AM
Does that include swimming in your own urine M?

- The Jake

Magic Man
05-07-2003, 04:45 AM
in the sea, yes.

realkaps
05-07-2003, 05:32 AM
I dont know what you call it when your scared of bees but thats my phobia, I also will not go into the ocean unless im on a boat.....

J-Garden
05-07-2003, 05:46 AM
bee-a-phobia may be the techincal term, i'm not sure.

I never used to be freaked out be spiders but lately they've done nothing good for me, so arachnaphobia all the way. This is maybe good since its a reason to never be in the same country as Magic since they have black widows, redbacks and funnel webs and all kinds of crazy assed man killing spiders.

rtbrouwer
05-07-2003, 05:47 AM
I am afraid of wasps (sort of a bee). Also I hate ****ing ****roaches, I am not really afraid of em but they are so disgusting they just freak me out. The sound of them cracking when they kiss the bottem of my shoe is simply to gross for words!

rtbrouwer
05-07-2003, 05:51 AM
Originally posted by J-Garden
bee-a-phobia may be the techincal term, i'm not sure.

I never used to be freaked out be spiders but lately they've done nothing good for me, so arachnaphobia all the way. This is maybe good since its a reason to never be in the same country as Magic since they have black widows, redbacks and funnel webs and all kinds of crazy assed man killing spiders.

For you and all the others who are afraid of spiders I think you should check out a thread I made a couple of days ago.

http://www.globalmma.net/community/showthread.php?threadid=8079

Leather
05-07-2003, 08:21 AM
This is my main phobia:

http://www.falgas.com/ref/54.jpg

I can't see them in the parks...I'm afraid when I see a "Toboggan-slide gorilla"...I don't know the cause....

realkaps
05-07-2003, 08:38 AM
Hahahahahahhahaha, funny **** Leather.....

The Jake
05-07-2003, 08:38 AM
Waking up to a nuclear war - some grand apocalypse where the world is in tatters.

This is pretty much my worst nightmare/phobia.

That and not having Arju in my life would be the worst too.

Oh, and waking up and realising I was gay. That could be about the worst nightmare I can think of as well.

- The Jake

Allison
05-07-2003, 09:10 AM
The ocean scares me,too.

Mainly, its grasshoppers. I'm not even girly when it comes to most bugs or reptiles..But grasshoppers are the antichrist.

I'm also deathly afraid of something under my bed, and have been since I can remember. I refuse to let an arm or leg ever dangle off of the edge..I have, for the most part, gotten over having to do a running leap onto it, so as not to let my feet get too close.

Whoremaster B
05-07-2003, 09:25 AM
I fear sharks! They have a very intimidating look on their faces 24/7.

Also the ocean, I wrote a paper on the fear of being stranded at sea. got an 87

Bzob
05-07-2003, 09:36 AM
Originally posted by Leather
This is my main phobia:

http://www.falgas.com/ref/54.jpg

I can't see them in the parks...I'm afraid when I see a "Toboggan-slide gorilla"...I don't know the cause....



AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!


I am afraid of Being eaten by water animals. even minows freak me out. But i like swimming in pools.

bob
05-07-2003, 10:37 AM
yeah spiders and thatt small spaces one

Fallout
05-07-2003, 10:39 AM
Heights when I know there is a chance I can fall.

I went onto the glass floor at the C.N tower fairly easily, but I can't stand to look down over a bridge or something

bob
05-07-2003, 10:46 AM
actually yeah heghts too........and cows, they freak me out

rtbrouwer
05-07-2003, 11:15 AM
If cows freak you out I can tell you not to come to holland.... We are the land of the wooden shoes and cow farms.

Mr. Beelzebub
05-07-2003, 11:17 AM
I hate being strapped to a seat, I have never wore a seat belt, and that is the main reason I don't ride in rollercoasters. I get paranoid bring strapped to a seat.

Kato
05-07-2003, 11:23 AM
I am a germophobic, I fear germs, dust mites, mold...etc, its really bad, more so then I let on, I am trying to control it, but thoughts still go through my head

Purity
05-07-2003, 12:03 PM
arachnaphobia & clausterphobia

handjobs4dollars
05-07-2003, 12:19 PM
bats

Allison
05-07-2003, 12:22 PM
Originally posted by Purity
arachnaphobia & clausterphobia

Oh man, you butchered the **** out of both of those.

Prince
05-07-2003, 12:24 PM
deep water

Squezze
05-07-2003, 01:14 PM
Amazing how many of you are afraid of the water. I love the water. Sea or not. Although, I'll admit that it's a bit freaky when you realize that there's 100s of feet of water below you, and that you have no clue what could be underneath you.

Bugs give me the willies, but I wouldn't say that I'm afraid of them. Heights, like bridges and stuff freak me out. I mean, I don't mind if I'm in a plane or a roller coaster or anything like that, looking down off the edge of a parking garage or something freaks me out.

Tom
05-07-2003, 01:16 PM
Last year at Long Beach Island, me and a friend were swimming in the ocean and in a ****ing wave was 3 skates i believe. I ran like ****ing hell. Then when we finally got out, we walked down the beach and there was a ****LOAD of sting rays swimming near the coast. That was pretty cool. I love the ocean tho, but i do get scared when i am in it sometimes, i am always alert.

Squezze
05-07-2003, 01:17 PM
Skates don't do ****. They just sorta swim around. They're kinda big, though.

AgonYx0
05-07-2003, 01:20 PM
my phobia is bugs,I remenber i was laying down watching tv and i had to go to the bathroom, there was a Cricket by my door, i freaked out I started yelling for my step brother to come kill it, No one heard me so I was stuck on my bed for like an hour and a half, then finaly it moved and i boned out, and didnt go in my room till someone went in there to kill it.....

DOGGx0
05-07-2003, 01:23 PM
my phobia is kimee. she scares me.

AgonYx0
05-07-2003, 01:24 PM
:?:

is it cause i am so much taller then you????

ruffneck119
05-07-2003, 01:26 PM
Hahahahahaha!!!!!

DOGGx0
05-07-2003, 01:28 PM
PWN30!!!!1


:-(

ruffneck119
05-07-2003, 01:30 PM
be afraid be very afraid:

http://www.lionking.org/images/Mufasa-char.jpg

AgonYx0
05-07-2003, 01:32 PM
thats a first!!! who owns dogg??????????????????

Tom
05-07-2003, 01:33 PM
Originally posted by Squezze
Skates don't do ****. They just sorta swim around. They're kinda big, though.

Ya, but when you don't know wtf they are, and all of a sudden you see three 3 fins in a wave, i'm nbot looking back. Skates don't do nothing, they look like a sting ray without the electric tail, string rays really don't do anything either, just don't **** with em.

DOGGx0
05-07-2003, 01:40 PM
Originally posted by ruffneck
http://www.lionking.org/images/Mufasa-char.jpg

DAAAAD!!! is that you?
http://www.lionking.org/imgarchive/Act_2/GoldenLight.jpg

Purity
05-07-2003, 01:43 PM
Originally posted by Allison
Oh man, you butchered the **** out of both of those.

LMAO!!!
how did i know you'd be on me for that one!

Bluecifer
05-07-2003, 01:48 PM
I too am terrified of sharks and have recurring nightmares about them, oddly enough in my nightmares it's usually in a swimming pool. Also, I have a castration phobia, I love my penis...

Magic Man
05-07-2003, 07:25 PM
**** yeah, I was until recently pretty ****ing scared of **** under my bed - dunno why. But I always thought zombies lived underthere and they'd grab my arm and **** and drag me into the land of the dead. Even now, I sometime look under my bed to make sure.

Excessively small spaces freak me out too, I've read too many stories of people being caught in small spaces and dying there of starvation.

Kamino
05-07-2003, 07:28 PM
Crocop and Bob Sapp.

AgonYx0
05-07-2003, 07:51 PM
bob sapp is my lover

Kamino
05-07-2003, 07:55 PM
You, my friend are ONE.SICK.PUPPY

The Jake
05-07-2003, 08:36 PM
Originally posted by Allison
Oh man, you butchered the **** out of both of those.

PWN3D!!!

AND FOR GODS SAKE PEOPLE IT'S SHARKS NOT SKATES...

- The Jake

Kempo Chris
05-07-2003, 09:03 PM
i am afraid of dieing and having noone remeber me

AgonYx0
05-07-2003, 09:49 PM
i would love to die and everyone forget me!!!!! :-)



And i am not a sick puppy cause i like bob sapp..... :-)

Curly Howard
05-07-2003, 09:53 PM
No

seldomTap
05-07-2003, 09:54 PM
Use to be scared of heights, but abseiling and rappelling from choppers about 30000 times cured that. Bugs, spiders, snakes, close spaces, outdoors, crowds, lonlieness, sharks, water, jellyfish, infomercials, dying alone, dying, young, dying at all, things under my bed, things in my bed and world war...

do not bother me at all.

I can honestly say I have no phobias

AgonYx0
05-07-2003, 09:55 PM
Originally posted by Curly Howard
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No



yes

Curly Howard
05-07-2003, 09:55 PM
I guess I don't have any animal ones

Curly Howard
05-07-2003, 10:03 PM
did you hear that?

AgonYx0
05-07-2003, 10:04 PM
what

Kamino
05-07-2003, 10:05 PM
no

AgonYx0
05-07-2003, 10:13 PM
that is a cute av kamino

bob
05-07-2003, 10:14 PM
Originally posted by rtbrouwer
If cows freak you out I can tell you not to come to holland.... We are the land of the wooden shoes and cow farms.



isnt it also the place with legalised prostitution and legalised weed?????