Don't gush all together, i can tell you are glad to see me.

Hah, hello everyone.

I ****ing hate you, you overweight sack of spoiled ****. If I ever, and I will, meet you, I shall enjoy the act of feeding red ants to your **** dumper.

Hahaha, don't bore me with the tedious blatherings of an idiot. I don't even know who you are. **** i don't even care, run along sport before you get hurt. I'm not here to bandy words with the pathetic sorts that get upset because they got run off a forum.

Bye bye.

Whats up man good to see you here and being cool about it.

Never got ran off Sherodof *****, just stop posting there cuz the mods got ****ing issues and act like the white belts. Here, no one gives a **** about nothing...just the way we like it. Now shoot your candyass back to sherdog.

Kamino stop being an ass.

k

Yeah i don't think my last post qualifies as cool, but yes i am here, absurdly drunk and all. Yeah its odd to be here, i was here before under the name Captain Assstabbing when this forum first started up but its kinda different now.

Kamino, you're like a small yapping dog, noisy but impotent so go bark somewhere else.

Well you show'd those fools some respect so you deserve some yourself.

I see you gave Hojak a run for his money, Ruffneck, nice.

*bark, bark*
**** you *****, I'm the meanest Poodle on this sheeznit. Enjoy your stay man.

hahaha Kamino is getting owend all day every day here at GlobalMMA.net

<P3Ned~!!!1111

There we go, Kamino who in gods name were you at sherdog? I'm a mod there as you clearly seem to know but i'm a white belt here so whats the deal?

If you you had/have a problem with me maybe you should air it now.

Hey blake, i'm sure i've seen the avatar somewhere

Hell yeah Kamino good comeback.

http://www.student.smsu.edu/s/san232s/hardfunnypics/ownedwrestlingnuts.jpg

Naw, never had a serious problem with you. I went by TexasCrazyHorse(banned), alot of variations of Sherdog301,Sherdog302 and on. I had those just to spam the board for revenge for TexasCrazyHorse being banned. I'm currently going by Mad as Hell.

Then why did you come out all "I have bug nuts then"

yup he is a troll.

Regarding that owned pic by Blake. Yo, that dude could seriously suck his own **** is he put some team effort into it. That lucky lad.

What are you doing here J-Garden?

Trying to find another popularity contest to enter?

Why don't you go **** off back to your own neck of the woods and back to sucking Vod's dick.

- The Jake

Originally posted by The Blake
yup he is a troll that could easily own my obese ass.
Wise words spoken son.

I can't recall the exact fate of TCH but i remember him getting his **** canned. Its the way it goes sometimes.

Originally posted by The Jake
I got my **** handed to me and i didn't like that. J-Garden you are **** for hitting a few home truths on me, i didn't like them apples

- The Jake

Sometimes, i'm so original it actually hurts.

No VOD does the sucking now. Where has he been?

Vod went to see UFC and i have not seen him around much. I can't say what hs been up to at all.

I have to say this is the best welcome ever. I think aside from you Ruff and possibly Blake i'm getting the thumbs down.

Originally posted by Kamino
Wise words spoken son.

Cute

oh J im not calling you a troll.

Originally posted by The Blake
Cute
You=cuter

:)

Originally posted by The Blake
oh J im not calling you a troll.

I know man, i'm just commenting on the fact i've upset a few people it seems during my tenure at sherdog.net. I re-iterate the avatar is cool as **** to the point where i ordered a poster of it.

Originally posted by J-Garden
I think aside from you Ruff and possibly Blake i'm getting the thumbs down.
Naw dude, you seem pretty 'laxed and decent. I apologize for the rude introduction post. I just automatically grouped you with the rest of those power hungry mods @ SD. You cool though. Just remember that when you're lonely me and my **** will always be here for you.

Originally posted by J-Garden
I think aside from you Ruff and possibly Blake i'm getting the thumbs down.
Naw dude, you seem pretty 'laxed and decent. I apologize for the rude introduction post. I just automatically grouped you with the rest of those power hungry mods @ SD. You cool though. Just remember that when you're lonely me and my **** will always be here for you.

yea THANKS SHERDOG.COM for hosting my AV.

Originally posted by J-Garden
Vod went to see UFC and i have not seen him around much. I can't say what hs been up to at all.

I have to say this is the best welcome ever. I think aside from you Ruff and possibly Blake i'm getting the thumbs down.

Bad time to come, not enough people. I am sure you would have heard worse if you came during the day.

But hey Ghost and Dogg were cool. Pretty wierd stuff I think.

Did this thread just experience deja vu?

Did this thread just experience deja vu?

You posted that **** 3 times how do you do that on accident?

You know you can delete your own post you should look into it.

Originally posted by ruffneck
Bad time to come, not enough people. I am sure you would have heard worse if you came during the day.

But hey Ghost and Dogg were cool. Pretty wierd stuff I think.

Ruff i came here for a few reasons:

1:This whole global / sherdog thing is of no importance to me and to show good faith
2:To catch up with some friends i haven't seen in a while
3:To settle some scores with those that'll ***** about me over the internet but won't step on where i'm a mod, maybe for fear i'd abuse my powers like they may have done, maybe they are cowards, i don't know, but i'll find out.

The last part of my remit may make me sound like i'm here for trouble but i'm just here to kick it. As far as Dave and Dogg go, maybe they hate my guts i dunno, i've badmouthed them as they have me but i still fondly recall starting mad **** with dogg when he was a sherdog regular and getting into a flame war with Hojak that started about golf but turned into an alright laugh. Hating on the internet is a futile waste of energy.

I'm sure i would have heard worse but i'm making an open challenge anyone that has beef come and get it while i'm on.

I'm on a glitchy ass 56 dialup. **** takes forever to load and maybe it registers with the system as multiple post. Weird ****. Whatever.

I'm on a glitchy ass 56 dialup. **** takes forever to load and maybe it registers with the system as multiple post. Weird ****. Whatever.

either that or you have an internet stutter.

hey Jock, welcome matey :)

lol. Never heard of it, but it seems feasible in this case. Can't wait to post from the Univeristy's PC lab. This **** is crazy.

Originally posted by Magic Man
hey Jock, welcome matey :)

Yeah i'm here ain't I?

I guess maybe yes...necro**** is good.

Magic from what i gather as long as they don't complain about the Billy Blanks finger socks you'll hit anything regardless of pulse.

mmmmmm necro****

what do you mean, are you saying I'd have sex with a dead person?

MM, you sex with a corpse??? no way!

As long as the corpse's bodyparts are still connected to the body....I'd hit it

blake I onle wank to pictures of it, I'd never really ACTUALLY do it in real life. Eww, sick.

ok MM, you cleaned you reputaion with me.

Hey M, did u kill your sister yet with your mad TKD skills?

- The Jake

no, I'd be thrown into jail and buggered for life.

Originally posted by Magic Man
no, I'd be thrown into jail and buggered for life.

So it would be mad different from your current life since you totally wouldn't be in jail.

Whats up J......

How you doing Kaps? I don't recall ever speaking to you much on Sherdog but i've seen you lurking about here showing mad post count.

Yeah I dont post much at sherdog anymore, I go over there about once a week to catch up on all the global bashing......

If thats why you're there i'm surprised its not two visits a week.

Actually it hasnt been that bad, no huge threads or anything, just little comments here and there. I get a kick out of it.....

Well i figured what the hell after Purity, Dogg, Hojak all showed up in quick sucession i might as well return the compliment. Despite my good intentions i somehow doubt my limited presence is going to bring out the best in some of you.

I hate Jarrod-Garden, let that not be unknown.

****in J-Garden. Whats up bro?

Originally posted by The Jake
What are you doing here J-Garden?

Trying to find another popularity contest to enter?

Why don't you go **** off back to your own neck of the woods and back to sucking Vod's dick.

- The Jake owned

Who is J-Garden and what is sherdog.net?

Originally posted by J-Garden
If thats why you're there i'm surprised its not two visits a week.

LOL.


you definately showed up faster than i expexcted. 5 pages later and the only enemies i see you carrying like a slut with crabs is The Joke and Kamino. not bad. i thought you came with more fans than that bro, haha. Ignore Kamino.... he will go away. I am still working on a theory to get the Aussie hoe to shut up and sit put..... only thing i could come up with was smackin the ban button:?:

oh well... enjoy the popularity, J. they love you.

J-garden? I remember you.

What's going on J.

Good afternoon young man.

Led Zeppelin.

Yo what's up J-Garden? I didn't read the whole thread because I'm on my way out but I just wanted to say yoyo. I still post on Sherdog but I haven't talked to you in a while. Hit me up on AIM sometime @ LeftBench152. Later.

HI J-GARDEN, I LOVE YOU, BE MINE VALENTINE

This thread is too funny!

Good to see you here J...always good to see another Non Californian here!

hi

Wow The Jake is still bitter. Come on man it's just the net.

hi

Well everyone i came back again.

Mutt, how you doing buddy?

This forum has everything and some stuff that even Sherdog isn't packing, if i play my cards right can i get a cheerleader like Bob?

Creed, i presume thats about as close to a "hello J-Garden you're the man, could we go for a moonlight strolland perhaps a picnic sometime?" as i'm going to get.

Dogg, yeah i was real drunk last night and it seemed like good idea....i have no idea what i was thinking. While slapping the ban on Jake would make me roar with laughter, i don't mind. The fact anyone would hold such an intense grudge just implies i got under his skin so bad that its funny. You of all people i think can relate to that. Yeah its nice to stretch my legs in your back yard, i suppose a thanks for having me is in order.

Blue Dawg, i have no idea who you are, it doesn't bode well that you remember me. I have no ideas who Tom, Beelzebub, casp3r and agony are so a vague hello is on order.

Squezze, talk **** about me and i'll visit your Grandmother in Alford and show her what a good time is. Remember that.

Left, its nice to see you still kicking about, you can find me under the name JGarden100. The 100 part standing for "some ****sucker took JGarden before i could get it."

Luke, you sound like my perfect Valentine except for the fact you're called Luke.

Seldom, why so formal with J, you know my real name is Franco.

Downtown, jesus **** you get around don't you?

agony i don't know you but the name sounds ominous, anything relating to Dave never bodes well.

So thats me addressed everyone methinks so i'm going to drink some more amaretto since i ran out of mixer for everything else and observe this place. Cheers folks.

you alcoholic you

I'm drunk tonight if thats any give away. I got in about 6 and its about 7 now. I'm a winner by my score.

Nice one Franco!

http://www.moviebloopers.com/featured/drama/tspotting1.jpg

"No cunt leaves til we find out what cunt did it."

http://www.pak1508.org/images/stevecroc.jpg
"Slippery Little Blighter" Steve "Aussie God" Irwin.

Scotlands most famous export...


http://www.synergizedsolutions.com/simpsons/pictures/others/willy.gif

Considering Australias most famous export is Fosters, i'm persistently surprised tourist figures aren't dropping. By the way i liked your my thoughts thread although i thnk i added some cunning arguments to your poorly thought out diatribe, i'm like a debating legend without the cogitating thing that everyone seems to hold in so much regard.

Yes...you are right...Fosters = Cats Piss. I know zero Australians in Australia that drink the swill...therefore I guess it all gets exported.

Your input was gratefully received....bastard

You can also take VB and lodge it in your crevice. However youdo not have monopoly on appalling beers. Tennents or Super T (10%) would break your mind. It tastes like 2nd hand beer.

what up jman!

Hahahaha...VB is what most of us cut our teeth on as far as beer drinking goes. Cheap, easy to get, even comes in smaller than usual bottles so you can hide them easier from your folks. It is swill however and is known as a beer oftemn given away as raffle prizes.

To be honest, pretty much all the AMerican beer I have tried has sucked major ass also...

**** this Cuntish ******* :) lol.. God damn Franco you have the best taste in moives/Avatars..

"This isnt Nam dude, We have rules here."

Hey ....i have no idea what to call you since you've changed name so many god damned times. I think i'll stick with ****tard, since thats how i know you.

Seldom, American beer is the worst, i can't physically drink Bud or Miller.

Blake, The Big Lebowski may be my favourite film of all time, the avatar was my homage to it and it seems to have stuck since Goodman is the man. 8 year olds dude.

John Goodman is pretty good...see Dirty Deeds, an Aussie movie from last year he was in. He is pretty good in that.

He made ROseanne watchable for **** sake

Are you implying a fat hag wandering around the screen under the pretense shes funny isn't good enough for you? The only thing that would have made Roseanne funnier is if Goodman beat her regularly, not that i'm condoning spousal abuse....but well....yeah actually i am in her case.

Not a jury in the land would have found him guilty in that case...she is one ***** that requires a swift uppercut or 5 from time to time

Would the same apply to locking Dee Jay in the cellar for days and forcing him to eat any rats he catches?

That child is obvious evidence that smoking crack during pregnancy just is not a good idea. What a little freak, if he were mine he would have been shoved back from where he came

fuktard works fine for me :)

Originally posted by J-Garden
Blue Dawg, i have no idea who you are, it doesn't bode well that you remember me. I have no ideas who Tom, Beelzebub, casp3r and agony are so a vague hello is on order.

So thats me addressed everyone methinks so i'm going to drink some more amaretto since i ran out of mixer for everything else and observe this place. Cheers folks.



I used to post as Chicken Choker.

To be honest, pretty much all the AMerican beer I have tried has sucked major ass also...

Have you tried Sam Adams?

I myself dotn liek the American beer except for Sam Adams. Never tried Foster's.

Miller High Life you sluts...