She listens to gay music like Hanson and Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera and has pictures of James Marsden in her room.

She buys gay clothes, she watches big brother, she watches neighbours and home and away and days of our lives and Friends and other gay ****.

She's trying to learn the guitar and the first song she tries is some bull**** song she heard from a radio station.

Why don't teeny boppers see the er of their ways and just....become ****ing normal?

how old is she ? tit size?

Give he rlone in the chops while wearing your Tae Bo gloves...that'll learn her!


Teenybopper types **** me

18...fat.

Originally posted by seldomTap
Give he one in the chops while wearing your Tae Bo gloves...that'll learn her!


Teenybopper types **** me

Originally posted by Magic Man
18...fat.

Fat like fatty or Fat tits?


I can work with either... She like big baby men?

hehehe, that is too mean man.

She has pictures of her friends hanging off every "blu-tackable" surface of the room...all of whom I diss and call ugly sluts (even though in secret I'd beng a couple of them), and I also call Prince William a ****** everytime he's on TV - which she gets real pissy at.

Originally posted by The Blake
Fat like fatty or Fat tits?


I can work with either... She like big baby men?

not unless said big baby men look like Prince William or James Marsden or whatever MTV guys looks like.

Kill her and throw her in the Torrens Magic...it is the ponly way to achieve peace in our time

you seen me,,, i look like a fatter justin timberlake

...a fatter justin timberlake? Who the **** is justin timberlake?

His name alone sounds gay.

Magic, I think it's time you pull a Bateman on her and prove to the world why Adelaide has the highest murder rate in the country....

Time to cleanse the gene pool!

- The Jake

You know Magic...you had his CD playing in your headphones last time I saw you at the gym!!

Originally posted by The Jake
Magic, I think it's time you pull a Bateman on her and prove to the world why Adelaide has the highest murder rate in the country....

Time to cleanse the gene pool!

- The Jake

This just made me piss...I can just see it now...Magic weilding his shiny axe around his sisters room...doesn't seem so strange you know!!

Originally posted by seldomTap
This just made me piss...I can just see it now...Magic weilding his shiny axe around his sisters room...doesn't seem so strange you know!!

He has to do it whilst wearing the Billy Blanks gloves dude!
After a brief warmup and shadow boxing in his room!

- The Jake

And 16 knee lifts on both sides!

why use and axe when he is a tkd blackbelt, he can kill with one blow

why kill her with ONE kick, when I can kill her with....16 KICKS?

I am so ****ing amazing.

16 spinning heel kicks and a fireball!!!

Try a Mortal Kombat style...
http://mortalkombat.metropoliglobal.com/semola01.jpg

- The Jake

mortal kombat pwns!

Smack her backwards, then a swift boot to the back of the head.

Originally posted by Magic Man
18...fat.

How fat? Does she like to do it?

Yeah like a little meat on her or is it just nasty?

like a turkey, does she gobble?

I hear fat girls give better head....is that the case with your lil sis magic?

They like to have sex using food. Whipped cream.

Whipped cream on my shclong? Sounds good! I'm in.

Magic,

Make her listen to some Korn and Skip Knot. That should brain wash her a little. She'll be right....

Nah this chick is way past that sweetie.

A well executed TKD fatality is what is required at this juncture...

- The Jake

Originally posted by Magic Man
She listens to gay music like Hanson



i thought hanson were dead

They were killed by Marilyn Manson.