So stale, but hey some of them are good.
I once had a leather jacket that got ruined in the rain. Why does moisture ruin leather? Aren't cows outside a lot of the time? When it's raining, do cows go up to the farmhouse, "Let us in! We're all wearing leather! Open the door! We're going to ruin the whole outfit here!"

hah yea whats the deal with that

Seinfeld on butlers:

"If you're parents name you Jeeves, they've pretty much mapped out your life for you. You dont meet a lot of hitmen named Jeeves. [In an english accent] 'Im sorry sir but I am going to whack you'.."

Seinfeld on Drycleaning:

"The dry clean only sign is the only warning sign we take seriously. I mean its like, speed limit 50, smoking causing cancer, ahh the hell with it. But when clothing has a dry clean only sign its like wait a minute you cant put that in the washing machine thats dry clean only what are you crazy?!!"

What's the deal with a plane's "black box?" If the black box is the only thing that survives a crash, why not build the whole plane out of black box?

Whats the deal with the cereal named Grapenuts? You open the box and the cereal doesnt have any grapes or nuts in it!!

i demand more!

Whyyyy, do people ride buses? Who aree these people? And where do they get all this spare change?

jerry ftw

"hey kids, why do they call it homework? ur not working on ur home"

Why do people give each other flowers? To celebrate various important occasions, they're killing living creatures? Why restrict it to plants? "Sweetheart, let's make up. Have this deceased squirrel."

Why do they call it a "building"? It looks like they're finished. Why isn't it a "built"?

http://duffboy.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/costanza7.jpg

Whats the deal with Pasta fasool? I mean it gives a gut AND makes you flatuent... Who is the genious who came up with that idea?

Seinfeld as a sociopath:

I am loving this Antisocial Personality Disorder! No conscience, no remorse, I can do whatever i want!

What are those plastic things on the tips of your shoe laces? They dont even have a name!! But without it, you're shoelaces would be useless! What's going on with that?!

hahaha this is great


the jerk store called, and there running out of you! hahaha

This is Paul Reiser on Family Guy, thought it fit this thread, I cant it embedded though...




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