I'M GONNA ****IN RUIN IT.

i'm tired of them telling the hourly employees that they can't drink alcohal. and the same person who created this rule (the v.p.) orders margaritas for HERSELF and drinks them in fronna all the girls. now what the **** is that????

AND get this:
they have decided to once again separate the SAVAGE CAVEMEN LOAN REPS from the poor stressed processing and underwriting departments by having 2 lunches. one for them and one for us.

welllllllllllllllll **** that!
i've decided to show up @ both. i am drinking like a sailor at the first one and drinking like a sailor at the 2nd one. i may eat something too.
i'm also bringing a bottle of vodka to pour down the alcohal depraved drinks of all the girls who are getting treated like they're still in ****ing high school.

rules are made to break. don't like fellas? fire me. hahaha!!! until then, HAPPY DRINKO DE MAYO!!!!!

You're a ****ing animal, and my hero, all at once.

I will be pimping underwriter hoes and pouring alcohol down their throats (along with other things) right alongside you soon enough, bro. It'll be like tossing full beers off a 10 story balcony and making our chicks kiss all over again.

Good on ya Tony. Have one for me while flipping your boss the bird. ;)

haha!! dude i totally forgot about that. we gotta get them down here again man!!

I am rooting that you get laid.

Originally posted by ArjukanpoKarate
Good on ya Tony. Have one for me while flipping your boss the bird. ;)

actually my boss is the coolest muther****er on the planet. it's THEIR boss that watched too many concentration camp documentaries

Their boss and my director have done lunch.

i'm not rootin to get laid ruff. i just want to make sure that our girls get to have a kick ass time for a kick ass holiday!

Hell yeah I love Cinco De Mayo!!!

No drinking for me though, just a kick ass dinner. I have to lay off the sauce... till Friday.

Originally posted by Purity
actually my boss is the coolest muther****er on the planet. it's THEIR boss that watched too many concentration camp documentaries

Fine, whichever boss you don't like then, hhehheheee



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today ****in rules.

instead of sneaking the tequilla in, i decided to go get some Lago Azul at the grocery store (along with lime, salt, and a red bull chaser) and the entire company has been coming in and out of my office one by one for massive Drinko De Mayo shots.

Pac States Mortgage kicks some ****ing ASS!!!!

Kick ass you must be king at your office now. I know if I were a chick I would go down on you.

um no.

Tony, you will have to agree with me that Ruffneck has gay tendencies.....

half these ****in posters do shara!

It's all fun and games till someone tries something gay then you get a beat down.

So then how come you didn't beat down adam when he grabbed your ass and winked at you?

Dammit...our office parties they just feed all the fat ****s cake...I should get a mini bar set up at my desk and serve only the worthy...

This is the sort of antics that Seldom and I would try... at least I would have before I left.

Thankfully if there's one salvation at my old job, it's the company pissups. They do not skimp on the alcohol and the office parties are reknown for all sorts of debauchery.

Antics like that will earn you a good reputation thereafter Tony. People will know you and respect you. And if *****face manager tells you off, look at her with a blank face and say sorry you didn't know. You didn't get that email/memo/note/message, etc. Then leave her there with a stumped look on her face.

- The Jake

I have found that ignorance is a viable defence in any job.

- The Jake