give tips on how you keep your ass tidy and nice smelling

i nair my ass about once a month and every time i take a shower i always lather it up with the soap.

i use baby powder to avoid swamp ass.

using nair also gives you super smooth palms.

i need more tips NOW

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Well now they have all those wipes by cottonelle and stuff. Carry one with you at all times, clean with the dry and wipe clean with the wep Daniel San. Wax on...Wax off

use scalding hot water applied to a brillo pad.

Sometimes thats hard to do when you are in a public bathroom Aaron

in public use bleach on a warm rag and hold it till you feel the burn, thats when you know your doing it right.

I Dont know... the thought of someone running out of the stall with their pants by their ankles with a rag to put under the faucet and get warmed up seems a bit odd

You mean you carry it with you everywhere you go? like vacation and stuff?

I like to use Pina Colada Douches up my ass.

You mean your ass smells like fruits? damn...

Does no one here use toilet paper? Maybe it hasn't reached outside of Canada yet, we're always at the forefront of cutting edge technology.

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It's easy. Shower after every ****. I've got it down so that I take a **** in the morning and shower right afterwards. Works like a charm.

I am too tired to take a **** in the morning, it takes to much energy......

Originally posted by Kato
I Dont know... the thought of someone running out of the stall with their pants by their ankles with a rag to put under the faucet and get warmed up seems a bit odd


you warm the cloth first, Kato must I think of everything? do you need wiping instructions? back to front is not good for women.

I use my he-*****es tounge.

Originally posted by Aaron Misery
you warm the cloth first, Kato must I think of everything? do you need wiping instructions? back to front is not good for women.

Back to front could lead to an infection...

Originally posted by Aaron Misery
you warm the cloth first, Kato must I think of everything? do you need wiping instructions? back to front is not good for women.

so like you hold to the warm wash cloth under your armpit while you take the dump? how can you take a dump with a wet rag under your arm and trying to keep the squat balance?...unless you sit on the germ filled seat..;)

thats a funny mental picture

Originally posted by Kato
so like you hold to the warm wash cloth under your armpit while you take the dump? how can you take a dump with a wet rag under your arm and trying to keep the squat balance?...unless you sit on the germ filled seat..;)


its about ass cleaning so no need to xplain the cloth. Armpit cleaning is another story all together.

you must Hindu squat over the toilet. Once that is down you take wet cloth (previously wet from sink!) add those beneficial chemicals and you scorch your ******* till it is purified of all the bad stuff.

for the Venezulan version of this you use a banana peel and some hot sauce.

Actually us Venezuelans are more sophisticated, we have http://shop.toohome.com/images/products/5014-m.jpg bidetts

my xenophobia has increased. that thing is weird.

does it shoot soap? imagine blasting water that has been dripped on by thousands of people into your body cavity?

stick with the banana peel and hot sauce.

I clean my ass with higenic paper usually, but If I can get a hamster, I clean my ass with a sweet and tender hamster....

Originally posted by LeftBench
give tips on how you keep your ass tidy and nice smelling

if you dont know by now, theres nothing we can do to help you

Originally posted by Aaron Misery
you warm the cloth first, Kato must I think of everything? do you need wiping instructions? back to front is not good for women.


Nah, there is a constant flow of bleach that cover the whole seat...lol just kidding, these are only found in the homes. Public places have this hose looking thing.

BID-DET OR BID-DAY?

They had one of those "biddett" things in my grandma's house over in South America. I thought it was an urinal so I pissed in it.

Originally posted by Leather
I clean my ass with higenic paper usually, but If I can get a hamster, I clean my ass with a sweet and tender hamster....

Leather is on a roll today.....

lol @ Mr. Beelzebub