Kato and I got "Rallys" I thought my burger was a little cold but what the ****...I was hungry as hell. I ate and about 3 hours later i felt awful. So I went to the store at like 8:00pm and I was standing in line when I started getting "ass Pain" Being experienced at this i knew i had to get home soon. And as i was driving home the "Butt pee" was trying to escape...

I finally got in the house and ran to the bathroom and it was locked i think and Kato was in there. so i busten in and she Was also ****ting her brains out and fighting me off , preventing me from entering the bathroom, through the struggle I **** myself, and ran to the upstairs bathroom with "grease lightning" butt cheaks. and I have violent projectile diareah.......

Guess what? there was no **** tickets in the bathroom. Kato came to my rescue. and then i showered.

EWWWWW

That sucks dude.

That is the under statement of the year
lol

for awhile i was ****ting on myself once or twice a week out of pure laziness. i hate the cheek action.

:- l

i've been told that its something i shouldn't share.

LOL.
This thread makes me giggle...

CINCO DE MAYOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!1111

Originally posted by Cesaro
i've been told that its something i shouldn't share.
Good idea!

http://www.student.smsu.edu/s/san232s/hardfunnypics/hackingjapaneseschoolgirlsanim.gif

"Rallys"? Did you tell them? And when you say "violent projectile diareah", does that mean Kato had to clean the walls & ceiling.....?

pics?

I have not allerted them yet. I am still considering that.

It was riccochet ****e. It came out so fast and hard that it went all over the bowl. Kato clean up after that..HAHAHAHAH your funny. She would have given me a bucket and sponge and a swift kick in the ass

It was God awful, I had forgotten why I had not had Rallys in over 15 years...

I **** my pants sometimes too

it dont phase a *****

http://www.pampers.com/en_US/products/products/images/product_cruisers.gif

i saw some adult diapers at walmart. i seriously thought about buying some but i figured they would leak when i walk around.

when i live alone i'm going to buy adult diapers and **** my pants every day

i will also do that. i also want one of those things that washes your ass off when you're on the toilet.

I feel your pain, I let one rip a couple of weeks ago thinking it was a fart, but I was wrong...In fact, I made a thread about it..

ugh... I shall never eat that **** again

OMG LOL LOL LMAO OMG

TTT :)

About once a month, I use to have these violent ****ting days where it was loike brown water coming out of my ass. I think it was a protein powder I was using as it doesn't happen anympore...but they were great days. I always seemed to have something on that day as well like a wedidng or a family show that was unavoidable, but it always good to see people be visibly disgusted at the stench from my deposits

ttt for ****ting yourself