Had sex in public? When, where, and how long ago???

I've masterbated in public. Along with 50% of this board.

Sex in public? No....never been with someone brave enough to try

I had sex at the Park with my ex about 6 months ago. Those were the days.

Oh yeah at the movies in the ladies bathroom.

Oh yeah in a picture booth at an Arcade.

Creed, that's interesting. Where did you do that?

In high school below the bleachers.

Ruffneck, that's cool, if your telling the truth.

The movies theaters many many times.

We were caught once at the park. It was 12 at night and a cop came up to use while we were doing it in the grass. It was pretty funny.

Damn I loved that girl.

I used to be a sex maniac. Oh wait I still am :)

Does a car count as "in public"?

That's it I am calling her up tomorrow. I still miss her. Dammit!!!!!

Originally posted by Curly Howard
Does a car count as "in public"?

It matters how crowded the parking lot is. I did it in my car during lunch in High School :)


I tried to do it driving but it didn't work out right. I have to try again. Any tips on that people?

Curly, yes it counts.

Ruffneck, I love bringing ppl together. :)

I had sex at my work Arju. I got a blowjob on the patio at my work. It was New Years Eve. I met this girl whoi had moved here from Florida a few weeeks before. I had talked to her for about an hour. Come 12 o'clock I was getting a hummer. I ended up ****ing her a few days later in my room while my roomate watched. I made her scream my roomates name. It was great.BTW, it was nice seeing you last night.

Originally posted by ruffneck

I tried to do it driving but it didn't work out right. I have to try again. Any tips on that people?

1978 mercury ....room for 6 people in the front seat. She steers and you work the gas and brake

Night club car park...was caught on security camera

McDonalds bathroom

School - oval, counsellors office, classroom, gym

GYm I worked at
Sauna at gym I worked at

Parklands numeorus times.

Movies...both cinema and drive in

Beach - on sand and in water

in pool at party of over 60 people

Tuffguy, yeah nice talking to you.

Seldom, that's way cool. Is that just off the top of your head? ;) lol

Originally posted by ArjukanpoKarate
Creed, that's interesting. Where did you do that?

Where else? In the library

I had sex in a pay toilet across the street from the San Jose Civic Center......

Had sex in a Sears dressing room, pulled into a stangers driveway and had sex there, and almost all the time screwed in the car down the street from my old girlfriends house.

I've had sex in a tree before.

jake and arju sitting in a tree....

um no it wasn't with Jake....

But I'd still sit in a tree with him. ;)

Originally posted by ArjukanpoKarate
Seldom, that's way cool. Is that just off the top of your head? ;) lol

Yeah...I should have kept a diary of my life from age 15 - 23

I wanked onto the heads of unwary passers by below me when I was on top of a building...does that count?

I hit a chick too...

Originally posted by seldomTap
Yeah...I should have kept a diary of my life from age 15 - 23

Dude just ask your mum.

You tell her all your ****, I'm sure she remembers your highlights!

- The Jake

You know Seldom that was a pretty impressive list.

You little :devil you.

i was pregnant,shoping at Mode Plus,and me and my babies daddy had sex in the dressing room.....

SICKO...You could have poked the babies soft spot

oh man, so many times. the worst one i think was when me and my ex were in the middle of church service, and we went out into the church parking lot in the middle of it on the grass.. hiked up her skirt and we both finished.. then walked back into church just as it was ending. ...dont know if anyone saw us. the church walls are glass and we were gett'n it on not too far in the middle of the cars.

then a diff girl and me in an outdoor nursery ontop of the dirt.

then a diff. ex that liked to do it at the beach on the sand at night.

then the parks were nice too, and still are.. swings, slides, etc.

Done it in alleys too.. like i was at a concert once and i met this girl, got heated, so we snuck into a near by alley and went at it next to the dumpster.

yes, i know im a slut.. blow me.

Damn Matt, your a freak. ;)

My dream is to do it in Toys R Us.. like in the back or somethin.. just so i can say that I did it in a toy store. Man, one day.. one day. oh yea.. also want to break into a church at night and do it on the altar, man that would be hot!!!

It's good to set goals in life dude. :)

I want to make love to you.

No way man, not even in your dreams.

GhosT^x0 will now bring the pain.

I had sex with my ex and a friend of ours on the beach at 11 at night. My girlfriend at the time was craving chicky, so I introduced her to a friend of mine I knew at NBC... camerawoman, 27, award-winning tits and a smile that made you wanna **** face till daylight.

I also banged another ex on top of the Music Plus+ (anyone remember that store?) waiting to buy tickets to the Metallica / Fight / Suicidal Tendencies / Alice In Chains concert. Bent her over an air conditioner up on the roof, flipped up her skirt and went right through her little cherry-pattern satin panties, while she overlooked the intersection of Corbin and Nordhoff. Daaaamn right.

While our wednesday Christian Youth Group was going down, a girl that was looking to steal me from my then-current girlfriend pulled me off into the main chapel away from the youth center (where no one was at) and gave me the most mind-****ing-blowing head I'd ever had up to that point. That chick was a ****in head case. Was talkin about being as close to god as possible while she was slobbin my knob. She was a pastor's daughter too.

And those are only the PG-13 stories.

You know you want me. Our naked skin pressed up against eachother.. your warm body shivering underneath me in exstacy with every touch.. me slowly kissing your neck, your ear, .. grabbing your ass and pulling you closer.. with me going deeper into you with every thrust.. knowing everything about you as we become one emmotion of pleasure and intense orgasms until you fall asleep from exhaustion with me kissing your sleeping relaxed lips and naked body ontop of my silk sheets. (=

You know her husband could benchpress 4 of us, right Matt?

Just give me the chance.

Tall glass of Jack, lil bitta smoke.. and I'm down for ANYTHING.

Hahahaha church + sex = going to hell.

i have also beat off in public.

Originally posted by Matt Jensen
You know you want me. Our naked skin pressed up against eachother.. your warm body shivering underneath me in exstacy with every touch.. me slowly kissing your neck, your ear, .. grabbing your ass and pulling you closer.. with me going deeper into you with every thrust.. knowing everything about you as we become one emmotion of pleasure and intense orgasms until you fall asleep from exhaustion with me kissing your sleeping relaxed lips and naked body ontop of my silk sheets. (=

Don't try to sweet talk me, it won't work.

You must have a death wish talking to me like that. If I don't kill you my husband will.

A giant roid-lookin white dude...Austrialian for Husband

LOL

Jake is my everything. No man can come colse to how he treats me.

Originally posted by ArjukanpoKarate
Jake is my everything. No man can come colse to how he treats me. HA!

Then you aint ever had the Ensane treatment...I treat women like queens!

Read previous post again

Read my previous post again

Sometimes I blast some acid-jazz beats, drink a lil bit, smoke a lil bit.. then take a heated razor blade and start opening up my flesh slowly. Producing physical orgasms of pain and pleasure as the blood spills out of the exposed cuts.

You do that too Matt? Sweet.

Yes Matt, you've said that before. Tell us something we don't know.

Ensanity, No one can come close to my man, not even you.

Originally posted by ArjukanpoKarate


No one can come close to my man, not even you.

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something you dont know? ..
i shave my whole body, except the top of my head. i love candles and acid-jazz and other chill music. i like to dance salsa, and other passionate/intense styles with another female. and i like the chase and pursuit of sex more so than sex itself. i like to turn girls on but not necessarilly give in right away,.. make them drip and beg for a while. i love that.

My first time was in a car on a busy street.

Ensanity,

You know you really just want to be more like my Jake, that's why you put "The" in front of your name.

Matt,

Ok Now there were a few things in your post I didn't know, thanks for sharing.

Anytime, you beautiful sexy thang!!

I bet you say that to all the girls. Oh wait yeah you do. :-p

Originally posted by The Ensanity
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This is true. :devil

Originally posted by ArjukanpoKarate
Ensanity,

You know you really just want to be more like my Jake, that's why you put "The" in front of your name.


Yes...Im also gathing my friends up and forcing them to play Dungens and Dragons with me.

HAHAHAHHAHA really. I know a group that's doing that too.

oh wait.....

HAHAHAHHAHAA

TTT 4 Jake

LMAO@ Dungeons and Dragons crack!

Matt is the ultimate smoothy!!

Originally posted by Mouse
Anytime, you beautiful sexy thang!!

http://www.alcofielen.com/pics/forumpics/stfuyoumust.gif

- The Jake

1) On the jungle gym at a park.
2) In the outfield @ a baseball field.
3) Blowjob in the middle of a house party of about 50 or 60 people.
4) In a car, not parked though, pulled onto side road, just stopped in the middle of the road and ****ed.
5) Blowjob on trampoline, @ an exgirlfriends house, but not from the exgirlfriend.

I think that's it. I like the altar @ a church idea. Also want to do it in a movie theatre or baseball game or somewhere else with alot of people. She'll be wearing a skirt, she can sit on my lap, and boom, let's get down to business.

LMAO @ #5 Zen