i love shooting stick.

this game ****in rules. i love making a hard shot. i love making an easy shot with style!
i even love screwing up.
just now i was shooting like ****. i scratched every goddam shot and missed the most EASIEST ****. so i took the stick and slammed it into the table. it bounced off and flew into the living room. that rules!!! i love my lil ****ing tantrums when i screw up.
that's when you know you love a sport.
that's why i loved training too. it was cool to tap someone out but it's also pretty cool to have someone kick the living **** outta you.

i can't wait till i get back to training. i'm gonna go buy another stick now. **** it, i'm buying two. i'm also gonna go get some chili dogs cause weinerschnitzle has em on sale for 99 cents. beer, chili dogs, pool, and soulfly blaring outta the speakers. i love it!

for now, i'd also like to take some time and show some appreciation to the smileys that nobody ever uses. so here you go...










:spindevil :wizard: :P :whipped: :chomp: :boohoo: :ky:

if i wasn't so ****ing lazy i'd go train. i remember being able to **** up blue belts until my fatass gassed out, i was all proud. it was awesome.

i'm pretty proud of this thread so i decided to stick it.

you know when you guys make a thread that you're really stoked on and you wish it could be a stickie? but then it's not.
well i'm an admin and i can make this thread a sticky even though it pertains to no significance whatsoever.

isn't that great?


so let's recap now:
pool, beer, chili dogs, soulfly, and abusive admin activity. now all i need is a blowjob. where's gman?

one day i will be a BJJ badass.

Damn There's the Purity I know and love!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid61/p1d1f776646c2725b2398b1c80ca2e023/fc3cbff3.gif

at the angle that the stick is hitting the cue, there's no way that the cueball wouldn't follow the 8 in immediately.
it needs to be shot at a low angle so there's enough backspin.

curly=fraud

it also wouldn't chase at that speed and then stop all of a sudden. IF it was shot at a correct angle then the backspin would have kicked in right after impact, therefore no chasing.

once again curly=fraud

no way.....if he hit it hard enough it would die right there

i can't wait until i'm the bald **** who is an ******* to all white belts who blocks people in when i park with my massive dodge ram truck.

i can't wait until i'm the bald **** who spots a fat white belt about to go collapse due to exhaustion and dehydration and roll with him and own him.

i can't wait until i'm the bald **** who has a tendency to "accidentally" knee said fat white belt in the face while rolling.

i can't wait until i'm the bald **** who is the worst blue belt ever but acts like he is the best because he is a bald ****.

i can't wait until i'm a bald **** in my 30s with some hot wife making lots of money but still gets BJJ classes for free even though moneys not an issue.

i can't wait until i'm a bald **** who has a fat **** named russ who wears speedos under his gi who worships me.

i can't wait until i'm a bald **** who gets his stripes and belts handed to him even though he doesn't deserve them.

i can't wait until i'm a bald **** who gets free private lessons with two black belts.

i'm tired of getting mounted and being too exhausted to escape so i let some bald **** blue belt have an armbar.

one day i will have cauliflower ear. and it will be cool.

one day i will own jacare. **** you alligator and **** your $35.

TTT

cesaro rules

UPDATE:

returned from wal-mart. all the pool sticks sucked so i just decided to buy a repair kit instead.
so i'm talking to allison on the phone and i decide to **** with our cashier and all the people in line. so while getting checked out i tell allison just to play along...
"LOOK I DON'T CARE IF EVERYONE'S GETTING 5% RATES. YOU'RE GETTING 9%.............WHY?...........BECAUSE I DON'T ****ING LIKE YOU THAT'S WHY!!!! DON'T GIVE ME THAT **** ALLISON!!!.............I DON'T GIVE A **** ABOUT YOUR FAMILY- DO YOU THINK I GIVE 2 ****S WHERE YOU HAVE TO LIVE????..........LOOK, SHUT UP CAUSE HERE'S THE SCOOP: I'M THE BANK AND YOU'RE THE PEASANT SO TAKE WHAT YOU'RE GIVEN...........YEAH THAT'S WHAT I ****IN THOUGHT!!!"

right then the cashier tells me it's $38 somethin. so i hand her a $20 bill and i'm like, "WHAT??"
i love ****ing with people.
i just love it.

ghostbusters, national lampoon's vacation, and spaceballs just got added to the dvd collection. and 3 chili dogs are officially down the muther****in hatch.

Originally posted by Christopher Chaos
cesaro rules

almost. once i start banging a chick, stop looking ugly, and get a personality.

i'm doing the whole showering daily thing, well sometimes, but no more than every other day. i brush my teeth. i stopped wearing the chute boxe hoody every day. still got the old adidas though.

oh yeah, i'm up to leaving the house atleast every other day. no more of this once a week ****. last week i was out of the house every single day, ****ing impressive for me.

the mother****er who calls me and hangs up 17 times a day finally stopped, so he/she is off the list of people to kill.

i'm shaving everything now except the cranium. it's just too massive.

ran out of nair, gotta buy more tomorrow. mach3 owns me.

Originally posted by Purity
UPDATE:

returned from wal-mart. all the pool sticks sucked so i just decided to buy a repair kit instead.
so i'm talking to allison on the phone and i decide to **** with our cashier and all the people in line. so while getting checked out i tell allison just to play along...
"LOOK I DON'T CARE IF EVERYONE'S GETTING 5% RATES. YOU'RE GETTING 9%.............WHY?...........BECAUSE I DON'T ****ING LIKE YOU THAT'S WHY!!!! DON'T GIVE ME THAT **** ALLISON!!!.............I DON'T GIVE A **** ABOUT YOUR FAMILY- DO YOU THINK I GIVE 2 ****S WHERE YOU HAVE TO LIVE????..........LOOK, SHUT UP CAUSE HERE'S THE SCOOP: I'M THE BANK AND YOU'RE THE PEASANT SO TAKE WHAT YOU'RE GIVEN...........YEAH THAT'S WHAT I ****IN THOUGHT!!!"

right then the cashier tells me it's $38 somethin. so i hand her a $20 bill and i'm like, "WHAT??"
i love ****ing with people.
i just love it.

ghostbusters, national lampoon's vacation, and spaceballs just got added to the dvd collection. and 3 chili dogs are officially down the muther****in hatch.



HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!! I FUVKIN LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!

Unstuck.....

Man last night Adam kicked your ass at pool.

Tony, that really sounds like you, how funny. LMAO
Thanks for helping me with my pool skills, :). One day I shall kick your butt in the game of Pool. ;)

Cesaro, You need to get laid, 2 words man, Yahoo personals.

Kaps, you suck for unsticking this thread.

Originally posted by ArjukanpoKarate


Cesaro, You need to get laid



maybe in the next year or four this will happen, then i'll be a little bit happier.

I just dont give a ****........

ruffneck- that was his first time ever. i was truely amazed.
arju- one day you shall be the greatest
kaps- thank you for giving a ****

I will be The One!!!!