Me and Jesus have so much in common which is why christmas is so special, I think I might actually be the second coming of the messiah. We have the same birthday and he was born in Bethnal Hem and I was born in Bethnal Green. Jesus got Gold Frankensense and Myrh and I got a Gold Frankenstein that goes Grrr. We both were carpenters before turning into miracle workers as well. Jesus turned water into wine and I can turn piss into beer.

only problem is you support spurs.... everyone knows villa park is the holy land

only problem is you support spurs.... everyone knows villa park is the holy land

Everyone knows Jesus followed Spurs. Jesus got crucified for it and spurs get crucified week in week out.

Everyone knows Jesus followed Spurs. Jesus got crucified for it and spurs get crucified week in week out.
jesus might follow spurs but only for his sins

we have god on our side..... the great, all seeing, all conquering MARTIN O'NEILL

jesus might follow spurs but only for his sins

we have god on our side..... the great, all seeing, all conquering MARTIN O'NEILL

I'm surprised you still believe, the only miracle he has shown you is how to blow a 4-1 lead against Tottenham.

I'm surprised you still believe, the only miracle he has shown you is how to blow a 4-1 lead against Tottenham.
lol you got me there....

testing the faith thats all he's doing, seeing who his true followers are

somebody should of called the police at the end of that game cus you mugged us

lol you got me there....

testing the faith thats all he's doing, seeing who his true followers are

somebody should of called the police at the end of that game cus you mugged us


Good and proper. Makes a change it's usually us that get mugged.

Yea...jesus christ followed spurs, if he was alive today and went to watch a game, the same YIDS would proberbly get his hands and feet nailed to a cross all over again.

Yea...jesus christ followed spurs, if he was alive today and went to watch a game, the same YIDS would proberbly get his hands and feet nailed to a cross all over again.

Someone obviously has no sense of humour. He is alive didn't you read the first post I'm the second coming.

Me and Jesus have so much in common which is why christmas is so special, I think I might actually be the second coming of the messiah. We have the same birthday and he was born in Bethnal Hem and I was born in Bethnal Green. Jesus got Gold Frankensense and Myrh and I got a Gold Frankenstein that goes Grrr. We both were carpenters before turning into miracle workers as well. Jesus turned water into wine and I can turn piss into beer.
great new avatar,
Tottenham is a Jewish club, Jesus was a Jew, were should all bow to the new messiah, Brian er I mean Hurricane

the new messiah is gabby agbonlahor....

BLASPHOMEY!!

the new messiah is gabby agbonlahor....

BLASPHOMEY!!
gabby agbonlahor.... it that the shit who would'nt play for the under 21s last year simlair to Bently

gabby agbonlahor.... it that the shit who would'nt play for the under 21s last year simlair to Bently
yeah i wasn't too impressed myself, i think he had a few niggling injuries though

he just won premiership player of the month, fast as **** he is and scores goals

yeah i wasn't too impressed myself, i think he had a few niggling injuries though

he just won premiership player of the month, fast as **** he is and scores goals

Is that racism there in that remark.

Is that racism there in that remark.
contrary to popular belief a word can have the letter N, I and G in it without having racist connotations

see southpark when the bloke was on wheel of fortune, and the word was something thats annoying, the word was N*GGERS, he said what everone was thinking and it was naggers, funny as ****

Hahaha.

In the first post I'm sure you mean Beer into piss.

UNLESS

you drink piss and then piss beer. That would be ****ing impressive

Hahaha.

In the first post I'm sure you mean Beer into piss.

UNLESS

you drink piss and then piss beer. That would be ****ing impressive
I wonder if it comes out chilled

I wonder if it comes out chilled

I wonder if it stings?

Tuggers I don't drink piss. You're obsessed with things like that I remember cupchicks you dirty bastard. But I can piss beer and it does sting even for a messiah. Remember Tom Hanks in the Green Mile and how painful it was for him to piss, that's what it's like for me. The sacrifices one makes for his people. Thinking back to cupchicks I could probably shit ice cream if I tried and I'm sure that would be less painful.