So I'm sitting here, looking at pictures of Nell Carter, when I hear a weird sound coming from my window. I live down in the basement, BTW. And behold! There's a mouse licking the scum off my window. Now how considerate is that? Now I don't have to lick the scum off my window myself. I think I'll give him a name. Grimlock. Grimlock the scum licking mouse.

isnt that the name of the dinobot in transformers?

Yes. Yes it is. I loved Transformers.

He's just chilling on my window ledge. I'd let him in if he wasn't ridden with disease.

http://www.bwtf.com/g1/pvc/act2/grimlock.jpg

he is a capsule of SARS.

grimlock like spreading disease...

I bet there are 200 more just like him in your house.

Yeah, I bet. It appears that he's trying to eat his way into my house. I may be forced to kill Grimlock the mouse.